Least likeable players

[Bungeye]

Surely its jake stringer, the type of guy that once footy is finished will have zero friends

Alan Didak - Flog on the field, flog off the field.

Dean Rioli - fatty on field, humongous in retirement

 

[bato]

There’s a lack of Tom Hawkins on here. I’ve never seen someone whinge about not getting free kicks as much as he does.

There was a scuffle the other week where Hawkins was the only one not involving himself and instead tried to ‘play umpire’. Yuck.

 

[Hawkie_McHawkHawk]

I saw Tom Lynch at a Coles in Abbotsford a little while back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the checkout was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Whoever first came up with this- godlike

 

[Port 2004]

Lucky you guys picked Boak in hindsight

Boak has been a great player you moron.

 

[WilloTree]

Nick Blakey - good young player but please stop looking like a lizard

This made the whole thread better.

 

[iameviljez]

How was it cherry picking? Theyre forwards. Goals is the first stat that is looked at.

Because one of them is a CHF who has spent time on the wing, and the other one plays almost all his time inside 50.

But yeh goals is cherry picking but Brownlow votes is all sweet.

When it's coupled with B+F votes and AA selections, it's a better measure on objective quality than just saying "he kicks as many goals so he's just as good".

 

[Donakebab]

Dean Rioli - fatty on field, humongous in retirement

And? Doesn't stop Didak being a piece of shit.

 

[Chunky09]

I saw Tom Lynch at a Coles in Abbotsford a little while back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the checkout was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Hahahahaha that is actually one of the greatest posts of read in a while, Not even mad

 

[Bungeye]

And? Doesn't stop Didak being a piece of sh*t.

Rioli would gladly eat his shit!

 

[Farang83150]

Lynch: Goes without saying. Tiger fans can say whatever they want but the fact remains he's a diving flog who loves dishing out cheap shots behind the ball when he gets mad. Has been an entitled w***er for quite a while and has a face like he's permanently smelling a fart.

This, sums the flog POS up perfectly.

 

[Acinath]

Finlayson. Flog.

 

[WaywardSonSon]

Jake Waterman - is that haircut and head combo even legal in some states? Stop it, you're scaring the children!

 

[mr_robot]

How is Stringer not at the top of everyone's list? The man is a disgrace and a seriously overrated footballer.

 

[dean33]

Throw in Cotchin and you have the trifecta.

What sort of human are you to dislike Cotch? You disgust me.

 

[Jazny]

Stringer, Greene, Sicily, Smith from western bulldogs, that other Smith from Hawthorn who keeps missing set shots to win games, Alistair Clarkson, the Crouch Brothers, especially Matt.

 

[Jazny]

How is Stringer not at the top of everyone's list? The man is a disgrace and a seriously overrated footballer.

He is at the very top of mine.

 

[Jazny]

Hahahahaha that is actually one of the greatest posts of read in a while, Not even mad

It's a copypasta

 

[WaywardSonSon]

Pinchy mcpincherton from the Hawks? Has he cracked a mention yet?

 

[dropbear101]

What sort of human are you to dislike Cotch? You disgust me.

Have you met cotchin can you confirm hes an angel.

 

[WaywardSonSon]

How is Stringer not at the top of everyone's list? The man is a disgrace and a seriously overrated footballer.

The full "package" of flog

 

[dean33]

Riewoldt still worst for mine. Acts like a spoilt child, tries to bully umpires and is entirely protected because of his media gig.

Lynch is a tosser, Dusty is a tosser. Cotchin is actually okay, don't mind him (his missus is a spoilt cow though).

Toby Greene is an idiot. Jamie Elliott is an arrogant tool without the ability to back it up.

VandenBerg is like a movie villain you just know has no hope of winning.

Frost, Weitering , anyone with a f’ed up face really, always hard to like the ugly ones - human nature is fickle like that. Explains why I have no friends at least.

Kyle Hartigan.

Neal Bullen after trying to ruin a young bloke's career out of pure spite and jealousy.

Breust is a flog. Ditto Stratton.

Every player who made the grade when I didnt?

I dont know I could do this all day, I carry a lot of hate in my icy cold heart.

This song still give you shivers?

 

[dean33]

Have you met cotchin can you confirm hes an angel.

Yes I have actually, one of the nicest most genuine blokes you could meet.

 

[theyellowsash]

Nah, Hawkins would tell Lynch to GAGF out of my 50m arc and sit on the bench with Ratugolea.....

i suppose its only fair they take turns after hawkins sat out the last game

 

[My Cotchin Rules]

Top 5.

1. Mitch Robinson
2. Gary Miers. Edit - Gryan
3. Gary Rohan
4. Dayne Zorko
5. Toby Green

Shortlisted.
Sicily, Dangerfield, Tex Walker, Wingard & Chris Scott (would be number 1 if he was eligible)

 

[WaywardSonSon]

Top 5.

1. Mitch Robinson
2. Gary Miers
3. Gary Rohan
4. Dayne Zorko
5. Toby Green

Do you mean Gryan miers?