Let's all laugh at Matthew Lobbe

[Team DJ]

Sole ruck against GWS. 17 HO.


Also 12 disposals, 11 clangers. How the **** is that even possible?

Giles was B.O.G for the other mob though

 

[dav3]

So are we still laughing? Ports "spud" ruckmen well and truly covered Jacobs

 

[Gray Day]

Let's all laugh at the dirty welcher Sekaj for his shitty thread.

 

[PAFC_1870]

So many backfires this weekend!!!

 

[Nelso]

Sekaj pawned once again.

It is become embarrassing watching this flog have all his threads backfire on him

 

[Amstaff_]

And Renouf's first game in god knows how long.

Lets all laugh at $am Jacobs.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I still can't read this thread title without humming the 'Let's all go to the lobby' song.

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Disposal stats against Sydney:

1 FREE KICK!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lets all laugh at you clown


Hehehehehe

Tehehe teeehe

 

[dav3]

Lets all laugh at $am Jacobs.

 

[Malibu#27]

Given his pose it looks like he's been watching Patty Dangerfield.

 

[RonSon]

Its not Lobbe fault big Sauce reamed him for 2 hours. Blame the witches hats in the Port coaching box!!!

The boot being firmly on the other foot yesterday.



Looks like Sando has inherited Neil Craigs playbook.

Has the same plan B!

 

[Amstaff_]

Only men get the latter.

Where's this front runner been?

 

[RonSon]

Uh-oh, another young Port tall with less than 20 games under his belt had a poor game. Better have 10 Crowies circle-jerking about how much of a spud he is. Surprised it took this long to be honest.

So why did nobody bump this thread last week when he had 32 hitouts and 2 goals against the reigning premiers?

Page 52 of this thread is hilarious. So many Camrys unloading in their dacks before even seeing a nipple.

Great to see. A few likes may have been added...

 

[Trewth]

Indeed.

 

[Powerade 08]

Breakout game.

 

[Bogg]

Sekaj pawned once again.

It is become embarrassing watching this flog have all his threads backfire on him

he's such a flog sekaj

 

[Asgardian]

Bigfooty crowbots have lost their sense of humour since Sunday ...

 

[Schulzenfest]

Disposal stats against Sydney:

1 FREE KICK!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You're absolutely right, Sekaj. You'd have to be an absolute total spud to have disposal stats of 1 free kick despite not getting injured. Any player who was that shit is certainly an irredeemable spud who his club may as well delist right now.

In unrelated news, what were your thoughts on Sam Jacobs' game today?

 

[GoCROWS!]

You're absolutely right, Sekaj. You'd have to be an absolute total spud to have disposal stats of 1 free kick despite not getting injured. Any player who was that shit is certainly an irredeemable spud who his club may as well delist right now.

In unrelated news, what were your thoughts on Sam Jacobs' game today?

Trolling Jacobs for being a spud is like trolling Dangerfield, soo much lols. Good luck findings a mad crow fan tonight. No mention of Patrenko? No mention of Lynch or Jenkins? No mention of Dangerfraud?

 

[Stewart2Austin Reborn]

Be fair, Schulzenfest, I think he had 1 handball as well

 

[Geoffa32]

Meh we won.


I wonder if Kenny would have the stones to sub Redden if he was having such a bad game and bring in the sub to provide some run and create play.

Of course that would imply that Kenny would have a clue on making decisions during a game that are not reactive.

 

[Amstaff_]

Meh we won.


I wonder if Kenny would have the stones to sub Redden if he was having such a bad game and bring in the sub to provide some run and create play.

Of course that would imply that Kenny would have a clue on making decisions during a game that are not reactive.

Nice deflection

Did that at half time a few weeks ago.

Subbed heath for Mitchell.

You should know that with your obsession and all.

 

[Geoffa32]

Nice deflection

Did that at half time a few weeks ago.

Subbed heath for Mitchell.

You should know that with your obsession and all.

lol, Heath aint a KPP. Does not affect structure at all.


Taking Jacobs out made a fair difference in how our side had to play.


Some inspired coaching from Sando. Kenny Coffee maker may learn a bit going through the tape of our game.

 

[Amstaff_]

Yeah what a masterstroke to sub out a player who spudded his way to 1 disposal in 3 quarters.

Deluded flogs lol.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Since Sekaj hasn't logged in tonight, I'll extrapolate some of his thoughts on Sam Jacobs from his thoughts on Lobbe's game a few years ago.

Really old man? If Lobbe was at the Crows, he'd be our number 1 ruckman? That's funny because I don't recall any of our ruckman having disposal stats that only consisted of: 1 FREE KICK!!!!

I can.

I challenge you to find me a game when any of Maric, Griffin or Sellar had only 1 free kick for their disposal count in the entire game.

How about a game when Jacobs only had 1 free kick as his disposal count? I can think of one, Round 9 2013.

Just had a look at the stats. Deluca never had a game where his only disposal for the game was:

1 FREE KICK!!!!

Just shows how much you are in denial about what a spud Lobbe is. If you think Deluca is a spud, then you MUST admit Lobbe is a spud too.

So you think Deluca > Jacobs then? Bit harsh on Jacobs, but I suppose his disposal stats today did only consist of 1 free kick, so maybe you're right.

Yeah. And 1 free kick as his only disposal. Spud extraordinaire.

Again, bit harsh on Jacobs. I wouldn't call him a spud extraordinaire. One year wonder, definitely. Somebody who only felt like showing up in a contract year, maybe. Spud extraordinaire is a bit much though.

Yes, really. Matthew Lobbe could only manage 1 disposal from a free kick in his last AFL game. Pathetic, isn't it?

Yep, it sure would be pathetic for a player to only manage 1 disposal from a free kick.

So, Sekaj's thoughts on Sam Jacobs: 'Bigger spud than Deluca, spud extraordinaire, pathetic', among other adjectives. Again, I think he's been a bit harsh on Sam, but what would I know? After all, you can excuse Jacobs. It was only his third game of AFL football today as a 21 year old, whereas Lobbe only had 1 free kick in his 69th game of football as a 25 year old.

Wait, I think I've got that the wrong way around ...