List of coaches who’ve told West Coast to GAGF (updated hourly as rejections roll in)

[Stronzo]

1. Dean Cox

Dean Cox

Age

43

Ht

203cm

Wt

107kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.9

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.0

1star

got on the front foot early to make sure he wouldn’t have to go back to the place.

2. Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

44

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

didn’t want to even hear from them.

3. Nathan Buckley told them over the phone to GAGF

4. Jamie Graham told them it’s better to be assistant coach at Freo than the Head Job at WC

5. Ashley Hansen

Ashley Hansen

Age

41

Ht

198cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

8.1

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

6.0

5star

T

1.3

3star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

1.4

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.4

5star

would rather stay at Cartel than set foot back in the place

6. Don Pyke is having enough trouble trying to work out how to be a CEO

7. Daniel Giansiracusa

Daniel Giansiracusa

Age

42

Ht

182cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.6

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.2

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.0

4star

sees better finals prospects at Essendon

8. Mathew Knights: Victorian coaching’s answer to Peter Sumich, doesn’t even want to be an assistant coach for them.


Who will be next to reject coaching that disaster zone of a list?


Maybe Ken Hinkley is a good option.

Or Suma maybe?

He’d probably tell them to gf as well.

 

[springvale_mackers]

Think Kerns already told em to GAGF.

 

[AvantGardener]

Didn't they beat Freo by 10 goals?

 

[the avoca drover]

Would rather coach South Barwon.

 

[Mofra]

Mark Thompson has put any future coaching plans on ice.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Have they asked Laidley yet?

 

[Kabanna]

1. Dean Cox got on the front foot early to make sure he wouldn’t have to go back to the place.

2. Josh Carr didn’t want to even hear from them.

3. Nathan Buckley told them over the phone to GAGF


Who will be next to reject coaching that disaster zone of a list?


Maybe Ken Hinkley is a good option.

Or Suma maybe?

He’d probably tell them to gf as well.

I don’t blame any of them. Who’d wanna clean that mess up!

 

[Kabanna]

Didn't they beat Freo by 10 goals?

That was before they told Simmo to GAGF.. now granted that he’s clearly not a development coach but only a rabble would kick him out when they don’t have a proper backup plan!

 

[Stronzo]

Didn't they beat Freo by 10 goals?

Probably a few years back.

Do you have leprosy of the penis?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Have Dan or Bev applied for the position yet?

 

[Geoff]

Have Dan or Bev applied for the position yet?

They went the same way as Simmo, unceremoniously dumped or in plain English a size 12 right up the clacker.


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[Geoff]

Add another one !!

Jamie Graham just announce he's told the Dirty Birds to GAGF

 

[Shinboner roo]

That job is a poison chalice, no good youf apart from Chopper Reid who may bail anyway, constant front and back page in the paper calling for ya head if you loose more than 3 games in a row. Faark that any decent coach will say and haven't even bottomed out completely yet.. grim

 

[AvantGardener]

Add another one !!

Jamie Graham just announce he's told the Dirty Birds to GAGF

Well if that fella whoever he is is ruling himself out, I'd like to formally announce I'm ruling myself out too.

 

[Kabanna]

You know the situation is bad when former Eagles champions are telling the club to GAGF!

 

[the avoca drover]

I was approached but have decided to stay with my local club in the bum f**k country league.

 

[Stronzo]

I was approached but have decided to stay with my local club in the bum f**k country league.

You’ve chosen wisely.

 

[Stronzo]

Fred updated to include Jamie Graham.

Very embarrassing situation. Maybe Donny Pyke can do a dual role?

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Have they asked Laidley yet?

Honestly, wouldn’t that be fascinating? Imagine roving Bryan attempting a rooms interview with a dolled up Dani

 

[Seadog]

1. Dean Cox got on the front foot early to make sure he wouldn’t have to go back to the place.

2. Josh Carr didn’t want to even hear from them.

3. Nathan Buckley told them over the phone to GAGF

4. Jamie Graham told them it’s better to be assistant coach at Freo than the Head Job at WC

Who will be next to reject coaching that disaster zone of a list?


Maybe Ken Hinkley is a good option.

Or Suma maybe?

He’d probably tell them to gf as well.

Lol Josh Carr, as if we'd let that filthy kidney punching sniper anywhere near our club.

 

[Smeg Head]

Its been well over an hour Stronzo , I need my rejection update thanks!

 

[Jazny]

Oh dear. Bucks tells West Coast to Go and GET FLIPPED but has not ruled himself out for the superior Tasmania Devils job

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

 

[Stronzo]

Lol Josh Carr, as if we'd let that filthy kidney punching sniper anywhere near our club.

Well you let Kizon be part of the party scene and had the Claremont serial killer as a member, so you’re not that picky.

 

[caveman72]

I was approached but have decided to stay with my local club in the bum f**k country league.

Staying for the free snags when you're on BBQ duty?