Roast Luke Meehan Departs Richmond

[Karp3_dm]

Remember 1 week hamstrings 10 years ago?
Now they 1 year

 

[richoplzbreed]

My mate just sent me this 5 min interview video. Majority was pretty boring talking about meeting Johnno and Reggie and Squiffer how he got jobs. But the 3:08 minute mark i nearly threw up...... 'My philosophies have changed from trying to get the guys strong and powerful and whatever is possible to how's my program get these guys into great shape for AFL but also keep them injury free!!!!!!!!"

WTF! I'd argue we're in the worst shape proof being our failure to ever win a close game we fade at end of most quarters conceding red time goals and our last quarters we're always over run.... especially when compared to the Pies. There's not much injury free going on at Punt Rd. Clearly we're not strong or powerful either.... Fire him asap. I'd rather Relton in charge of fitness and David bourke and Menadue in charge of weights than this incompetent saboteur.

 

[kozi]

Wasn’t he trying to hide a pot belly on his first day in the photoshoot

 

[Lord of the Wings]

By the end of the season Meehan will be responsible for the quitting of a coach, sacking of caretaker and all assistants and all of his fitness crew all bc he couldn't get Big Sexy on the park and a few others.

He is responsible for the 1st one of those points already so why would you say end of season?

 

[Drunken Wookie]

"My philosophies have changed from trying to produced strong, fit and healthy players to just ****ing whacking campaigners with a pool cue."

 

[Dragonss]

It says it all when Tim Taranto

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Tim Taranto

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.0

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

15.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

comes in and blitzes everyone in the time trial. He has made players' fitness levels go backwards in addition to screwing them up with injuries.

 

[tugga]

I'm the first to say our injury list in the past isn't acceptable, but it's not just us.
Eagles, Dons, Blues, Cats (who is me, they have injuries), Swans have all copped it bad.
Can't just blame ours all on one bloke.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Machete Meehan

 

[SunshineBoy]

The Punt Rd Slasher is the best nickname.

campaigner the votes are visible you want to retain him , I want Dr Nick

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Why is that moderators tend to also be the most rational/composed of us here, compared with the stock standard lynch mob brigade? Question was probably already answered.

You must scroll past tugga ‘s posts

 

[NaturalDisaster]

On a serious note, pretty sure a couple of players have mentioned him being a hardarse, so he can’t be that bad. Maybe we just became a bit complacent after our flags.

 

[mauricerioli]

I'm the first to say our injury list in the past isn't acceptable, but it's not just us.
Eagles, Dons, Blues, Cats (who is me, they have injuries), Swans have all copped it bad.
Can't just blame ours all on one bloke.

It’s the rehab part of it that’s hard to understand, minor hamstring injuries taking 8 weeks, Soldo missing a big chunk then playing a game then a maybe for the next week and all of a sudden he misses 8 weeks.

This is why I’ve been asking who our rehab coach is, maybe he is the problem and not Meehan.

 

[tigs2010]

campaigner the votes are visible you want to retain him , I want Dr Nick

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Nah just needs time to get Maurice Jr cherry ripe. Another year or 2 should have him back from the hammy and another 2 to get AFL standard fit

 

[sanaya]

Dude has caused our clear number 1 talent to miss his entire second year if footy. Possibly stalled the development of a kid who looked an A grader.

meehan surgically removed gibcus' hammy to avoid him getting 2nd year blues, the blues signs were there in the final vs lions

will be better for him in the long run

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Nah just needs time to get Maurice Jr cherry ripe. Another year or 2 should have him back from the hammy and another 2 to get AFL standard fit

dont forget kaleb smith out for 12 months with tinea or someshit.

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

P155 the flog off

I have had enough

 

[tigs2010]

meehan surgically removed gibcus' hammy to avoid him getting 2nd year blues, the blues signs were there in the final vs lions

will be better for him in the long run

Can't tear a hammy if you don't have one. Louie "4D Chess" Meehan

 

[tigs2010]

Went to search for a pick of him and then realised his name is Luke. FFS Groupie_

 

[sanaya]

Went to search for a pick of him and then realised his name is Luke. FFS Groupie_

imagine meeting him and saying "g'day louie"


he would be looking at you like wtf?

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

imagine meeting him and saying "g'day louie"


he would be looking at you like wtf?

Louie would start chasing you and you would end up doing a hammy trying to get away...

 

[tigs2010]

Louie would start chasing you and you would end up doing a hammy trying to get away...

Would have his trusty axe and chainsaw to perform immediate surgery. No need to get stuck on a waiting list

 

[TigerImposter]

My mate just sent me this 5 min interview video. Majority was pretty boring talking about meeting Johnno and Reggie and Squiffer how he got jobs. But the 3:08 minute mark i nearly threw up...... 'My philosophies have changed from trying to get the guys strong and powerful and whatever is possible to how's my program get these guys into great shape for AFL but also keep them injury free!!!!!!!!"

WTF! I'd argue we're in the worst shape proof being our failure to ever win a close game we fade at end of most quarters conceding red time goals and our last quarters we're always over run.... especially when compared to the Pies. There's not much injury free going on at Punt Rd. Clearly we're not strong or powerful either.... Fire him asap. I'd rather Relton in charge of fitness and David bourke and Menadue in charge of weights than this incompetent saboteur.






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THE GUY IS A FXXKING TOOL . How the fxxk do we employ a bloke who looks like and sounds like he has an ice addiction?

 

[sanaya]

Louie would start chasing you and you would end up doing a hammy trying to get away...

work calls you up asking when you're back in and you say 2 weeks




calls back asking the same question 2 months later and the answer is now 3 weeks

 

[TigerImposter]

At least we'll have a wheelchair team for life with this muppet

 

[Lord of the Wings]

Let’s recruit the German hamstring doc to replace him. That should solve our soft tissue injuries