Roast Luke Meehan Departs Richmond

[beema limapep]

What happens this week vs the Eagles then. Alright so if we replace him who are the best that we can go after.

Reckon interim appointment should be Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. Instant improvement.

 

[captain blood 17]

I reckon we go this guy. Had extensive major surgery's, can handle all conditions, very experienced in the science field. Also wouldn't take shit unlike the Melbourne medico.

 

[All Aust]

More Louie moonlighting magic

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

Have Danks and the Weapon served their time .
Would love a club to troll Gil
By announcing them joining their club the day after Gil ****s off.

 

[Burning bright]

This is a vary delicate situation with the majority of the Richmond football team either oscillating between intensive care and not for resuscitation status our walking dead need help.

We need more than replacing one man to fix the wrongs we need a dynamic duo, there is only one medical team that can turn it around for us now the damage has been done.

Please get Igor and young Dr Frankenstein while our players corpses are at least still warm for the love of premierships hurry the cadavers are getting cold.

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[richoplzbreed]

What happens this week vs the Eagles then. Alright so if we replace him who are the best that we can go after.

No one on this forum has any idea, anyone claiming to is talking or just parroting some journalist who equally knows nothing. WCE are scouring the worlds sporting leagues as should we. We should blow the soft cap out of the water anyway cos regardless of how much profit the club makes it ends up in the communist equalization kitty so might as well spend it as it's clearly needed. Go to the EPL get the best guy shuffle the books so he works partly for allied leasure, they can pay 30% of his salary legitimately, get a club donor to pay for his kids private education. No more cheap fixes.

 

[richoplzbreed]

I hacked the cc footage of Louie Meehan and his rehab guys visiting our injured players post surgery. I knew it!!!!

 

[Bird Man]

Another setback this time Short

 

[Tiger1974]

What a great job this guy has done.

Down to the pointy end of the season and only a few players out injured.

One of the smallest injury lists in the comp atm.

 

[richoplzbreed]

GIBCUS DOWN AND OUT FOR THE COUNT!!!!
The Punt Rd Slasher strikes yet again!!!!!!

 

[db26]

Utter garbage this nothing but sugar coating all year the club the poor management in general. How many relapses on his hammy this year and other injuries to players simply not good enough by our strength and conditioning team.

You can say what you want how does a bad hamstring keep player out for the year even if it was off the bone at his young age to much bs all year we herd from the injury front time to be accountable. I still maintain our high standards in the footy department have dropped bigtime since our flag years.

 

[Harrison Bergeron]

Time to get the police involved....

 

[beema limapep]

Our list has been butchered from the inside out

 

[biaseddustyfan]

**** imagine the melts if Timmy Lunch isn't a clear starter for rd1 2024

injury speculation gonna keep this place thriving in the preseason

 

[Growapair]

Have Danks and the Weapon served their time .
Would love a club to troll Gil
By announcing them joining their club the day after Gil *s off.

Why stop there let's put the whole band back together lol

What could possibly go wrong?

Imagine the Bomber melts when we won the flag lol

 

[AstuteTiger]

Gibcus's hamstring will be right for 2024, we got Lukey boy Meehan working on it...

 

[tigs2010]

More Louie moonlighting magic

Hahaha genuinely LOL'd at this

 

[tropicaltiger]

jokes are funny but soon run their race

I'm of the opinion that when 110kg of a charging Soldo crashed into A BENDING AND FULLY STRETCH Gibcus, it caused a very very serious injury to the hamstring and bone

read and watch these videos and maybe we can be a bit more understanding how Richmond are really nursing Gibbo along for his long term future

would not even be surprised if young Gibcus just does a reduced preseason until maybe Feb.

 

[Growapair]

jokes are funny but soon run their race

I'm of the opinion that when 110kg of a charging Soldo crashed into A BENDING AND FULLY STRETCH Gibcus, it caused a very very serious injury to the hamstring and bone

read and watch these videos and maybe we can be a bit more understanding how Richmond are really nursing Gibbo along for his long term future

would not even be surprised if young Gibcus just does a reduced preseason until maybe Feb.

Mate, Meehan is obviously a witch and should be tied to a stake and burnt for Retro round

Note: this is a progressive post that highlights and acknowledges the right of any man to identify as a trans-witch and be treated with the same ignorance as all cis-witches throughout time.

Yes I know it's Wednesday but that's my point isn't it

 

[Coach_Required]

****ing knew it, this has been a 20-year plan.


LOL

 

[Bojangles17]

Now I’m only a salesman so medicine isn’t my game but I’m A grade at putting 2&2 together

Gibcus surgery : infection and delay
Lynch surgery : bone hasn’t healed

Hellooooooo wtf is going on here , we need to be using the best in the biz not any old Tom dick or harry , there’s become a litany of complications aka cluster ****s , heads have to roll

 

[STRONGandBALD]

Well despite all the memes we’ve got a fully fit list apart from Gibcus and Lynch in our 22. Think is alright to stay. But something is wrong with those injuries it’s been way too long.

 

[Daka]

Get Burgess even if it's expensive, I guarentee you he will get a spike out of the group he doesn't tolerate lazy runners.

 

[A Tiger 4 lyf]

We should have a war chest for new staff since hardwicks gone right?

New coach will be on peanuts


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[SavDog23]