Roast Luke Meehan Departs Richmond

[kozi]

Hope he took his camel with him too tied to the top of his prius

 

[All Aust]

That cohort has NFI

Right about now, that cohort are all about helping out Louie with a new career.

Everybody dance

 

[Coach_Required]

Reckon our odds to win the flag this year just improved ...

 

[djspank]

Samo Ryan and Thommo Dow once we get our new fitness boss in

 

[Coach_Required]

I'll be back you pricks

 

[Mr E Tiger]

Louie, Luke, whoever he was

 

[THE_GUN]

Thank F ***

 

[sabso]

Samo Ryan and Thommo Dow once we get our new fitness boss in

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Dow was ripped coming into preseason

 

[Maurice Mitchell]

dunny let it out that he got the arse

If I was told there was a sentence on here with the words dunny and arse mentioned I would have expected something different.

 

[sanaya]

sad to hear, was a great clubman with the way he united supporters of the club. it's not gonna feel the same when we cop an ACL injury this preseason, maybe we can attribute some of the conditioning to him but it won't hit the same

prayers up for louie, we lost a good one

 

[TiggerMan22]

need whoever we had in 2017/18 when we were the fittest team in the comp

Maturity?

For sure there's lots of improvements to be made here, but when your team is largely in their first few/last few years of their career or returning from injury, your fitness is going to be nowhere near teams with most their team in the 23-29 range.

 

[WheelAndDeal]

Ok, what do we reckon was Louie's best piece of work in the last couple years?

- Lynch foot 2023/hammy 2024. Masterful work keeping our most important player on the sidelines that long. Masterful
- Bauer hammy on debut, 1st quarter!! Louie was even caught grinning after the poor kid was subbed out! Unbelievable
- Ross foot stress fracture after having already played 8 games in 2024??? WTF
- Mate Colina the 8 game wonder. 4 years contracted!! 8 games! He don't give a f*ck who you are!
- Gibcus 2023 hammy. Had to send this c*nt to Qatar!! Louie had NFI
- Campbell Gray hammy. 4 goals in his first game in the Richmond system and he's gone for 8 f*ckin weeks!!
- Lefau ACL. Oh look! A promising second/third tall. Not under my watch says big Louie. GONE
- Grimes back injury. Early retirement for you Dyl, go play some golf or something. Thanks for your service!
- Tom Brown shoulders. Needed surgery all year but Louie sent this poor campaigner out there every week! No sympathy
- Pickett calf. Getting close to 100 for F/S are we Marlion?? Not so fast campaigner. RETIRE on 90!
- Hopper countless soft tissue. Louie replaced this blokes legs with tissue paper and sewed him back up week after week!
- MRJ ankle. Oh you thought you were finding some form and progression Maurice? BANG Louie strikes again

The best in the business. Goodbye Louie.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Maturity?

For sure there's lots of improvements to be made here, but when your team is largely in their first few/last few years of their career or returning from injury, your fitness is going to be nowhere near teams with most their team in the 23-29 range.

That is a fair observation. But the list was “regenerated” to go one more over that time. It backfired. Risk/reward. Ok pony up again and get on with it.

No other vic club has what Geelong has. Guaranteed finals every year. The fact they don’t win it every year is a conundrum. Easiest job in the comp.

 

[captain cotch 9]

So whos going to replace him?

 

[DickieKnee]

So whos going to replace him?

Hopefully someone who knows what they're doing.

 

[SouthernStripes]

Blow out the cobwebs from the wallet and pay up on someone good RFC. Reckon this is one of our most important decisions to make over the off-season

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Blow out the cobwebs from the wallet and pay up on someone good RFC. Reckon this is one of our most important decisions to make over the off-season

inb4 we appoint the bloke under louie

 

[kozi]

Samo Ryan and Thommo Dow once we get our new fitness boss in

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Maurice 2nd week free from loouie

 

[DickieKnee]

Maurice 2nd week free from loouie

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We getting Stephen Dank?

 

[tigs2010]

We getting Stephen Dank?

Might as well. What are they going to do? Strip premiership points that we don't have and give us pick #1?

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

I reckon our game style shortened careers. Our peak years were some of the toughest footy played.
Pendles & Sidearse wouldn’t be playing now if they actually hammered in like our boys. Dangerflog is the only real outlier I reckon, but even there, he chooses when he wants to crack in. (I.e. not when it mattered)

I have said that all along...then playing well into the GF's for four years...
What's that?!? an extra season of tough footy again just in final's games alone!
Throw in...Expanded 18 Team AFL Season...more games again!

 

[kozi]

We getting Stephen Dank?

 

[Karp3_dm]

I'll be back you pricks

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Yeah in 4-6 weeks like all our players ya lying campaigner

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

inb4 we appoint the bloke under louie

 

[DickieKnee]

Yeah in 4-6 weeks right?

Going on Louies injury list was like groundhog day. Permanent 4-6 weeks away for eternity.