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AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
one of my favourite seinfeld episodes.
Think Tank Luke Sayers' limp dick pic the perfect metaphor for 21st century Carlton
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Luke Sayers has just released more responses to the dick pic allegations about him on social media.
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All strategic I am sure. Probably angling for a sponsorship with the little 'blue' tablet.
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Claiming his account was hacked was pretty pathetic.
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OMG the yapper's back, there goes my serenity.
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It's over for you when Elmer_Hauser gets back.OMG the yapper's back, there goes my serenity.
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What I don't understand is how he says he says he always wants to put us on ignore and dislikes us, but then in our absence found ways to talk about us every couple days. I think he he has a couple of crushes going on
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Yet it's not even the most pathetic part of the whole affair...
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Dear OP - how's round 1 shaping up for your mob? Already angry huh...
oh well..
oh well..
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After your decade of Round 1 smackings we have to let yous win a few.
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Elmer_Hauser
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After your decade of Round 1 smackings we have to let yous win s few.
Why you no speaka de English properly despite living here for almost 70 years? #concerned
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That was a long break you had!
Elmer_Hauser
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The thing is, I honestly didn't think I had broken a rule at the time of my last bant (although it turns out I had, and no, I would like to go on record and state Jazny Did not MASH on me, as much as others would like to push that agenda, it was me drunk on Christmas who did the boo boo (as good intentioned it was lol)
Regardless, I have learnt my lesson and happy to be back !
Happy new year everyone (except TT obviously
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Yep, but it's fun to rile up Jazny regardless.The thing is, I honestly didn't think I had broken a rule at the time of my last bant (although it turns out I had, and no, I would like to go on record and state Jazny Did not MASH on me, as much as others would like to push that agenda, it was me drunk on Christmas who did the boo boo (as good intentioned it was lol)
Regardless, I have learnt my lesson and happy to be back !
Happy new year everyone (except TT obviously
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Since you changed your avatar, when I am scrolling through posts and only see the avatars in peripheral vision I think you are Jazny now.
JustaBattler
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LOL @ 'decades' - irrespective.... situation normal resumes ...After your decade of Round 1 smackings we have to let yous win s few.
Elmer_Hauser
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So Carlton's president has landed himself in hot water after publishing a dick pic to Twitter...
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Obviously he's claimed "hacking", despite his ability to log in and delete it within 5mins, but it's curious how the "hackers" knew to tag a senior female executive of a major club sponsor in the tweet.
Carlton of course could tolerate his white collar crimes at PWC, it's a long tradition from Elliott to the Pratts. But clearly they cannot excuse this sort of bumbling, Jake Stringer level stupidity.
Still, as hilarious as this is from a PR nightmare standpoint, there is something truly poetic about a Carlton person once again proudly suggesting that he was coming, when in reality, all he's got is a flaccid c**k.
I would like to go on public record and state I had the misfortune of accidentally seeing Ian Botham's junk on twitter (back when I had an account on that Musk/Trump mouthpiece)
It was an horrific sight that still haunts me to this day. You kind of expect that from a drunken booze hound like Beefy though.
Not a so called Pro Club President like Luke Sayers though.
It's impossible to defend this kind of "bollocks' though (in addition accusations of tax fraud and rippinf off Aussie consumers etc)
I want him gone as Carlton Prez yesterday..
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Oh no not another tanker drop kick floggo back from the dead.
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Oh gee wiz we're all shocked to our cores you drunk m7 no way.The thing is, I honestly didn't think I had broken a rule at the time of my last bant (although it turns out I had, and no, I would like to go on record and state Jazny Did not MASH on me, as much as others would like to push that agenda, it was me drunk on Christmas who did the boo boo (as good intentioned it was lol)
Regardless, I have learnt my lesson and happy to be back !
Happy new year everyone (except TT obviously
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Well on exposed form things could get hairy. Carlton have shown flashes, but if it goes wrong key figures will be facing the sack.
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Jazny is a great gal, she just follows a shit team that's all.
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Pity Lukey didn't get something as angry
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