With apologies to Dean Martin
When you're on the MAFS show, and the sloot is a ho, that's amore.
When you're wanting a man, be it Nick, Sam or Dan, that's a whore eh.
Bells will ring, King Ding-a-ling, King-a-ding-a-ling,
Coz he's such a hot fella.
Partners play, going all the way, every week they stray
But they're all like 'ciao bella'
Do you want to go nuts, and pay out on the sluts, like Cyrell(a)
When your itch needs a scratch, and your partner's no catch, it's too bad
When you think it's a dream, but really should scream, let me out please.
When you don't want to lose, but you end up with Suz, that's so poor, eh.
When you're on the MAFS show, and the sloot is a ho, that's amore.
When you're wanting a man, be it Nick, Sam or Dan, that's a whore eh.
Bells will ring, King Ding-a-ling, King-a-ding-a-ling,
Coz he's such a hot fella.
Partners play, going all the way, every week they stray
But they're all like 'ciao bella'
Do you want to go nuts, and pay out on the sluts, like Cyrell(a)
When your itch needs a scratch, and your partner's no catch, it's too bad
When you think it's a dream, but really should scream, let me out please.
When you don't want to lose, but you end up with Suz, that's so poor, eh.
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