FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[Royces Hart]

I need Mike to have his own show. Anything he says I listen to. **** I love him.

He’s not your therapist.

 

[revo333]

Wonder if Ines would be all over dan

All over him like a meal or a snack?

 

[revo333]

Mike says some stuff that is bang on point. Other stuff, not so much.

Thats his appeal to me, You just don't know if he is going to put his foot in it or have you in a trance with wisdom.

 

[revo333]

Martha thinks she is a Greek goddess get over yourself woman

I read she has already gone over to LA to get some celebrity training!

 

[Royces Hart]

Deadset, Cam looked like a ventriloquist doll tonight with that bow tie.

There’s just something about him that grinds my gears.

 

[revo333]

He can call her babe, but Tamara can't call him doll. **** this guy.

Only Mum is allowed to call him doll.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Mike is looking better and better by the week. He's no saint but Heidi really tries hard to self sabotage.

Martha loves stirring up shit with her "friends". She'd be the first to knife Jess in the back if it suited her.

What man in his right mind would take Jess over Tamara? Jess is attractive, but Tamara is a beauty. You just beg for buttermilk when you see her cleavage.

 

[WCErevival]

Thought Dan was going to glass Tamara then

#mafsdelayed

 

[Morganashlee]

Can anyone post the bogan brother hitting the female I have a couple girls from work I would like to send it to.

Piece of shit coward, I still remember the big tough man speech from the wedding for him to then walk outside and crumble.

Could have just sent it to them and not me. Thanks for nothing lol

 

[WCErevival]

This music. Waiting for the terrorists to come in and take the building over

#mafsdelayed

 

[parano1a]

i reckon they should bring it back and do morning tv.

This show already exists. It's called "Get Krack!n" on the ABC

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Deadset, Cam looked like a ventriloquist doll tonight with that bow tie.

There’s just something about him that grinds my gears.

Is that Jules’ guy? If it’s him yeah he’s boring

 

[Royces Hart]

Is that Jules’ guy? If it’s him yeah he’s boring

Really? Why didn’t you tell us that before now?

 

[dumb]

heidi neurotic. more 3 hour chat sessions coming up to explain why a sentence was wrong.

susie is as sensitive as billy, she just reacts differently. she wants banter but she can't take it.

mick makes me feel sick. he looks like bad b.o. and animal shit. what a catch.

dan clearly grunts very seductively. good work getting subtitles out of that mess.

 

[Del191229]

Dan must not be an ass man

Well, between Tam and Jessika there's certainly plenty to please him if he is.

 

[Del191229]

lol Tamara obviously hasn't cottoned on to Martha yet

Yeah, she will be watching that moment back and going "Oh God!".

I wonder if Tam would have been #TeamSelfObsessedManipulativePreeningMolls if she'd been from the get go.

 

[Del191229]

You have to wonder what Jess' father and brother would think of her slutting herself around?

"********er reality tv dude, I broke her in and he grabbed her!"

 

[Del191229]

"Les and jennel, deena iz sevft"

He's like Borats posh cousin.

 

[Del191229]

He did not say it in a v romantic way, lets face it.

Was more off the cuff and sounded like he really cgaf. Imo

He doesn't know how to say it properly, he at least tried.

Heidi would be a head wrecker, the continual over analysis and catastrophic attitude - "I just don't know if I can get past the lettuce thing".

A good relationship is largely based on getting over small shit and valuing the big shit. I reckon Mike actually values the big shit here.

 

[Del191229]

Goldy, yeah Goldy, I’m up at the Goldy, good place the Goldy

It's like a friggin North centre square set up

 

[Del191229]

Yep I'll watch the commitment ceremony and I'm done can't handle watching these miserable pieces of shit much longer.

Til footy season proper, I can hold on that long.

 

[Del191229]

And get people progressively crazier so you look back fondly on the psychos which left last week?

I know right, Ines and Sam seems like the innocent 1950s compared to this lot.

 

[Cruyff14]

Mike is looking better and better by the week. He's no saint but Heidi really tries hard to self sabotage.

Martha loves stirring up shit with her "friends". She'd be the first to knife Jess in the back if it suited her.

What man in his right mind would take Jess over Tamara? Jess is attractive, but Tamara is a beauty. You just beg for buttermilk when you see her cleavage.

 

[Pessimistic]

Needs viewer voting. The worst couple and the most boring couple go into elimination each week. Then the other participants vote out one from each couple. The two survivors must then become a couple (yes even if it’s two men)

Producers still have the option to add in intruders, depending how the ratings go

 

[RAPPA]

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That’s dignity Jess and you ain’t got none


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