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I AM VERY VERY EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO CATS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello everyone it is very exciting. This week I am staying at my mummy and daddy’s. It has been ace all week.
The mighty cats are going to win the grand final. I have written a letter to the club asking them to send me a signed priemership poster this week. I hope I get it before Sat.
James Bartel was ace winning the Brownlow, I new he would. I think my ex friend Daniel will be happy he loves Jimmy. He used to stick pictures of Jim all over his walls and he would even cut out pictures of Jim’s head and paste them onto pictures of guys wearing speedos and short shorts and then put them in his special Jim Bartel scrapbook which he kept under his matress.
I am still not friends with Daniel. I saw him the other day with his new best friend Ryan, they were licking each others ice cream cones. It’s not fair I love ice cream.
My daddy is still trying to get us tickets to the big game. The last two mornings we have gone down to Shell Stadium very early in the morning and my daddy has put me in a electric wheelchair he brought at a garage sale. He made a carboard sign that says Wanted 2 tickets to the Grand Final. He then puts the sign around my head and he leaves me in the wheelchair in Brian Cooks car park space. Daddy says that when Mr Cook comes I am not to speak but I must grunt a lot and let spit run down my chin onto my clothes.
Well both mornings Mr Cook has gone to turn into his spot and then seen me. He stops and looks a little bit scared and then he drives away and parks in another carpark at the other end before he walks into his office. Daddy says we might have to try something different, he asked me if I can poo my pants when ever I wanted. I told daddy that pooing my pants is easy.
I have been busy making Cats posters. The one I like best has a picture of James Kelly and I have stuck a picture of a bucket on his head and under it I have wrote Bewar of the Kelly Gang. It is ace.
I cant wait for Saterday.
C’MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON AND WIN THE PRIEMERSHIP!
Hello everyone it is very exciting. This week I am staying at my mummy and daddy’s. It has been ace all week.
The mighty cats are going to win the grand final. I have written a letter to the club asking them to send me a signed priemership poster this week. I hope I get it before Sat.
James Bartel was ace winning the Brownlow, I new he would. I think my ex friend Daniel will be happy he loves Jimmy. He used to stick pictures of Jim all over his walls and he would even cut out pictures of Jim’s head and paste them onto pictures of guys wearing speedos and short shorts and then put them in his special Jim Bartel scrapbook which he kept under his matress.
I am still not friends with Daniel. I saw him the other day with his new best friend Ryan, they were licking each others ice cream cones. It’s not fair I love ice cream.
My daddy is still trying to get us tickets to the big game. The last two mornings we have gone down to Shell Stadium very early in the morning and my daddy has put me in a electric wheelchair he brought at a garage sale. He made a carboard sign that says Wanted 2 tickets to the Grand Final. He then puts the sign around my head and he leaves me in the wheelchair in Brian Cooks car park space. Daddy says that when Mr Cook comes I am not to speak but I must grunt a lot and let spit run down my chin onto my clothes.
Well both mornings Mr Cook has gone to turn into his spot and then seen me. He stops and looks a little bit scared and then he drives away and parks in another carpark at the other end before he walks into his office. Daddy says we might have to try something different, he asked me if I can poo my pants when ever I wanted. I told daddy that pooing my pants is easy.
I have been busy making Cats posters. The one I like best has a picture of James Kelly and I have stuck a picture of a bucket on his head and under it I have wrote Bewar of the Kelly Gang. It is ace.
I cant wait for Saterday.
C’MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON AND WIN THE PRIEMERSHIP!
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Good luck trying to soil yourself healy 
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Good luck for Saturday Pat. Hope you win. And see if you can get yourself on the TV at the celebrations on Sunday!!
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a) you would have to be witless
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Come on bigpagman your the real star of this show!
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Good old Healy hope Geelong wins for ya
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HEALS......JOB DONE!!!
GO AND GET LAID YOU TRUE CHAMPION....
GO AND GET LAID YOU TRUE CHAMPION....
beez
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f**kin funniest thread ever
It's gonna keep me entertained for the rest of my life
It's gonna keep me entertained for the rest of my life
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WE R GEELONG THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL!
Wow I am just soooo happy. We are the best chuck out the rest. Winning the grand final was the best day of my hole life it was so ace my daddy even cried.
Daddy didn’t manage to get any tickets to the game so we went to a big pub and watched it there with lots of other Mighty Cats fans. It was really really ace cause they had lots of footy food there. I had 3 pies, 5 hotdogs and about 12 dims sims it was very yummy. My daddy was really really happy and at the end of the match he cried and then he kept drinking and I think he got drunk although he said to tell mum he was ok just a bit tipsy. But at about 8pm he fell asleep on the couch in the pub. It was really funny. Neville had come with us and when daddy went to sleep this nice man looked after us. He kept buying us special soft drinks called my dory illusons they were yummy and sort of tasted like water melons although they made me feel very happy and my head felt strange. The man kept asking us if we needed him to take us to the toilet? That was a bit weird, Neville and me said we are big boys and can go to the toilets ourselves. When we did go for a wee the man had one to but he was strange because he didn’t wee much but he stood there and watched us. This was when daddy came in and told the man to go and get ****ed and if he ever saw him again he would call the cops. I laughed cause daddy sweared. I asked daddy why he was shouting at the man but he told me I was in trouble for not waking him up and for getting free drinks from the man.
The next day was just as ace cause we went to the ground and saw all the players. There was lots of people there. I felt a bit sad because Will Slade should have been there and I think he helped them get there premiers medals. I met some of the players which was ace and I spoke to Nathan Djerka. I said to him if he new whether Will Slade was here but he looked at me strange and said he didn’t no what I was talking about. Anyway it was very very ace.
Daniel rang me but I didn’t really want to talk to him cause he watched the game with his new best friend Ryan. He didn’t even invite me. We talked about the game and when I said about all the paper coming out of the cannons when the players got the cup he said he missed it cause he was busy dealing with his own cannon. I have been to his house lots but I have never seen his paper cannon? I just pretended I new what he was talking about.
Well Neville and me are in big trouble again and are not allowed to go to work for a week. It’s not fair. When we got back to our unit on Monday we wanted to do something special to celebrate the Mighty Cats. Our unit is painted white so we thought we would get some blue paint and paint some Cats stripes on it. We could only find some light blue paint but that’s ok. So we waited till it was dark and I told Nev to paint the back while I paint the front and sides. When I had done my bits and went to check on Nev and he is such and idiot. He had painted the stripes the wrong way like the Roos jumper and also he had painted a picture of a stupid Cat that looked like a dog. Anyway the next morning we got in heaps of big trouble. We had to spend all of yesterday washing the paint off. I hate my carer.
I got to go now, but I want you all to know that I love the Cats. And even though I don’t have a best friend or a girlfriend I am very happy.
C’MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON FOR BACK TO BACK 07/08
Wow I am just soooo happy. We are the best chuck out the rest. Winning the grand final was the best day of my hole life it was so ace my daddy even cried.
Daddy didn’t manage to get any tickets to the game so we went to a big pub and watched it there with lots of other Mighty Cats fans. It was really really ace cause they had lots of footy food there. I had 3 pies, 5 hotdogs and about 12 dims sims it was very yummy. My daddy was really really happy and at the end of the match he cried and then he kept drinking and I think he got drunk although he said to tell mum he was ok just a bit tipsy. But at about 8pm he fell asleep on the couch in the pub. It was really funny. Neville had come with us and when daddy went to sleep this nice man looked after us. He kept buying us special soft drinks called my dory illusons they were yummy and sort of tasted like water melons although they made me feel very happy and my head felt strange. The man kept asking us if we needed him to take us to the toilet? That was a bit weird, Neville and me said we are big boys and can go to the toilets ourselves. When we did go for a wee the man had one to but he was strange because he didn’t wee much but he stood there and watched us. This was when daddy came in and told the man to go and get ****ed and if he ever saw him again he would call the cops. I laughed cause daddy sweared. I asked daddy why he was shouting at the man but he told me I was in trouble for not waking him up and for getting free drinks from the man.
The next day was just as ace cause we went to the ground and saw all the players. There was lots of people there. I felt a bit sad because Will Slade should have been there and I think he helped them get there premiers medals. I met some of the players which was ace and I spoke to Nathan Djerka. I said to him if he new whether Will Slade was here but he looked at me strange and said he didn’t no what I was talking about. Anyway it was very very ace.
Daniel rang me but I didn’t really want to talk to him cause he watched the game with his new best friend Ryan. He didn’t even invite me. We talked about the game and when I said about all the paper coming out of the cannons when the players got the cup he said he missed it cause he was busy dealing with his own cannon. I have been to his house lots but I have never seen his paper cannon? I just pretended I new what he was talking about.
Well Neville and me are in big trouble again and are not allowed to go to work for a week. It’s not fair. When we got back to our unit on Monday we wanted to do something special to celebrate the Mighty Cats. Our unit is painted white so we thought we would get some blue paint and paint some Cats stripes on it. We could only find some light blue paint but that’s ok. So we waited till it was dark and I told Nev to paint the back while I paint the front and sides. When I had done my bits and went to check on Nev and he is such and idiot. He had painted the stripes the wrong way like the Roos jumper and also he had painted a picture of a stupid Cat that looked like a dog. Anyway the next morning we got in heaps of big trouble. We had to spend all of yesterday washing the paint off. I hate my carer.
I got to go now, but I want you all to know that I love the Cats. And even though I don’t have a best friend or a girlfriend I am very happy.
C’MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON FOR BACK TO BACK 07/08
lol what an awesume thread
that was pretty funny.
Essendon_2000
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Healy u always, manage to get yourself into homosexual situations
MmkMrMackie
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That's why he's not allowed on bigfooty much.
Mop
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Hm... Does your friend and his friend Ryan have special cuddles?
Essendon_2000
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Healy where are you i wanna another story
Stronzo
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Not funny.
Healy time to end thread and get life, that also goes for you who think Healy is just being himself.
Healy time to end thread and get life, that also goes for you who think Healy is just being himself.
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