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Gun player shoots from the lip

A troubled footy star whose career isn’t going as planned would be better off looking for the Sherrin instead of trouble.

If rivals start gobbing off, it might be best for him to learn the value of turning the other cheek — as opposed to his present approach of telling them he’s going to shoot them.

This gangsta routine is more evidence that our AFL hero’s skinny possession stats are considerably higher than his IQ.

This is not the 1950s, when hard men who’d graduated from the inner suburbs and bush competitions used to play in the big league as “enforcers.”

One such was “Delicate Des” Dickson, the sometime Hawthorn ruckman (originally from Stawell) with a reputation not only for maiming opposition players but mauling his own teammates in practice games.

Another hard case of a different sort was Alberto (surname deleted), who raised the eyebrows of fellow Shinboners when a pistol fell out of his pants pocket in the change rooms after training.

The likes of Des and Alberto wouldn’t have put up with any trash talk from the nightclub hero.

The struggling star would be well advised to focus on the Sherrin.

The struggling star would be well advised to focus on the Sherrin.
So who the **** are they talking about?
 
So who the * are they talking about?

It should be abundantly clear who it is from the description: a troubled gangster wannabe sledge victim who is a star footballer while at the same time not getting many possessions or focussing on the football.

There can't be too many of them around. :tearsofjoy:

I guess everyone gets called a star these days:

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Gun player shoots from the lip

A troubled footy star whose career isn’t going as planned would be better off looking for the Sherrin instead of trouble.

If rivals start gobbing off, it might be best for him to learn the value of turning the other cheek — as opposed to his present approach of telling them he’s going to shoot them.

This gangsta routine is more evidence that our AFL hero’s skinny possession stats are considerably higher than his IQ.

This is not the 1950s, when hard men who’d graduated from the inner suburbs and bush competitions used to play in the big league as “enforcers.”

One such was “Delicate Des” Dickson, the sometime Hawthorn ruckman (originally from Stawell) with a reputation not only for maiming opposition players but mauling his own teammates in practice games.

Another hard case of a different sort was Alberto (surname deleted), who raised the eyebrows of fellow Shinboners when a pistol fell out of his pants pocket in the change rooms after training.

The likes of Des and Alberto wouldn’t have put up with any trash talk from the nightclub hero.

The struggling star would be well advised to focus on the Sherrin.

The struggling star would be well advised to focus on the Sherrin.
Stupid print media clicky clicky for the punters... oooh oooh here comes AFL Marty Bryant everyone. Hide be scared... clicky clicky me more.

Just as much chance that some closet alphabet number or symbol running around training singing



While a "Self Taught Journalist" was lurking. clicky, clicky, yeah baby.

Screw the weapon, boring. Who supplied the salty rumour? Who wrote the salacious trash?

What would Ricky Martin do? Ricky suggests the writer

 

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