Meltdown memoirs of a flog

[monti]

Dear diary,

Marto Eliases are rubbing each others 38 year old virgin back acne and trying to take control of my memoirs. That's OK because they can't even secks because their morbidly obese bodies are not able to see their doodles. Natural selection will ensure these bungalow dwelling, youjizz addicted, IGA stacking flogs cannot usurp me.

Regards,

Craffles.


PS what the **** does usurp mean

Usurp means to poss in someones arseh*le

 

[Gray Day]

Do you hate mashers when you are in your mums bungalow or when you are in the main house more?

That sounds like mashing talk to me, masher

 

[Percel]

Imagine if the most exciting thing in your life was creating Elias for a football forum where you knew no one.

Imagine if you were a 38 year old virgin.

Imagine living in your mums bungalow

Imagine driving a 1988 mistubishi magna to your job stacking shelves overnight at IGA.

The Jet

 

[Packedlunch]

Your picture look like old russian woman. A/S/L?

Ummm...

 

[craffles]

That sounds like mashing talk to me, masher

Like mashed potato that your mum makes your 38 year old back acne virgin self after a hard shift of stacking shelves at the local IGA overnight to eat in your bungalow

 

[Gray Day]

Like mashed potato that your mum makes your 38 year old back acne virgin self after a hard shift of stacking shelves at the local IGA overnight to eat in your bungalow

You forgot the Youjizz account

You're an amateur stalker. You're fired!!!

 

[craffles]

You forgot the Youjizz account

You're an amateur stalker. You're fired!!!

I can't stalk you. Your 1988 mistubishi magna is too fast for my pogo stick. Don't you even know how to ****ing bay 14?

What the **** is wrong with you. Is their burger rings stuck in your back acne?

 

[Starburns_]

Drink some more, Craffles.

 

[H2F]

I can't stalk you. Your 1988 mistubishi magna is too fast for my pogo stick. Don't you even know how to ******* bay 14?

What the **** is wrong with you. Is their burger rings stuck in your back acne?

 

[craffles]

Drink some more, Craffles.

**** off Fyfo_ are you gonna use your mod badge to pull me over. My pogo stick has full rego and roadworthy so u got nothin

 

[Gray Day]

I can't stalk you. Your 1988 mistubishi magna is too fast for my pogo stick. Don't you even know how to ******* bay 14?

What the **** is wrong with you. Is their burger rings stuck in your back acne?

It's not my fault you can't afford a tricycle, anyway it's not my problem since I won't have need of you following me around Bay 17 anymore, amateur

 

[H2F]

**** off Fyfo_ are you gonna use your mod badge to pull me over. My pogo stick has full rego and roadworthy so u got nothin

 

[Starburns_]

**** off Fyfo_ are you gonna use your mod badge to pull me over. My pogo stick has full rego and roadworthy so u got nothin

Maybe I'll have some fun and take your thread on a brief tour around half a dozen other boards.

 

[craffles]

Maybe I'll have some fun and take your thread on a brief tour around half a dozen other boards.

Just divvy me and be done with it. My memoirs are worse than a Ricky Nixon autobiography.

Toot toot mudda****ers

 

[Russian Hammer]

dis what we have to look forward to when Duritz and Alfred go on holidays?

C-level drunk OP's. Bay needs recruit more drunks.

 

[H2F]

Just divvy me and be done with it. My memoirs are worse than a Ricky Nixon autobiography.

Toot toot muddagooses

 

[Doss]

Well, shit.

 

[craffles]

It's not my fault you can't afford a tricycle, anyway it's not my problem since I won't have need of you following me around Bay 17 anymore, amateur

Does your bungalow have ducted cooling for when you melt all of the time?

 

[Gray Day]

Does your bungalow have ducted cooling for when you melt all of the time?

Don't quote me minnow.

 

[H2F]

Does your bungalow have ducted cooling for when you melt all of the time?

Marto is a boring flog, can I help?

 

[craffles]

Don't quote me minnow.

Don't drag me into your bungalow 38 year old back acne wearing, 1988 Mitsubishi magna driving, IGA night fill shelf stacking, hairy virgin

 

[Gray Day]

Marto is a boring flog, can I help?

You used to love my posting

 

[H2F]

Don't quote me minnow.

Do you know that I haven't read a post of yours in months that is even mildly funny or entertaining?

If you do have an elias account, would you mind logging out of this one permanently and getting some help from your dial a bride in the other account before typing anything further.

You are a boring spambot. Worse than Tazsquawk ever was.

 

[H2F]

You used to love my posting

You used to be funny.

 

[craffles]

Do you know that I haven't read a post of yours in months that is even mildly funny or entertaining?

If you do have an elias account, would you mind logging out of this one permanently and getting some help from your dial a bride in the other account before typing anything further.

You are a boring spambot. Worse than Tazsquawk ever was.

I agree. Marto should **** off to coober pedy in his 1988 Mitsubishi magna and go mine for some ****ing opals