Meltdown memoirs of a flog

[Gray Day]

Do you know that I haven't read a post of yours in months that is even mildly funny or entertaining?

If you do have an elias account, would you mind logging out of this one permanently and getting some help from your dial a bride in the other account before typing anything further.

You are a boring spambot. Worse than Tazsquawk ever was.

You used to be funny.

I've offended the Creator of Bay 13.

My account is doomed

 

[H2F]

I agree. Marto should **** off to coober pedy in his 1988 Mitsubishi magna and go mine for some ******* opals

The only reason he hangs around Opal Mines is because his dial a bride used to carve them out of walls before being sold to him. When she has to listen to him talk or 'squawk' for long enough she asks to go back to the mines.

 

[H2F]

I've offended the Creator of Bay 13.

My account is doomed

Nevermind, no reason to panic.

I still love you, was just showing Craffles how to drunk post properly.

 

[craffles]

The only reason he hangs around Opal Mines is because his dial a bride used to carve them out of walls before being sold to him. When she has to listen to him talk or 'squawk' for long enough she asks to go back to the mines.

The only real reason he has a dial a bride is because he is a 38 year old virgin with back acne who lives in his mums bungalow

 

[Russian Hammer]

Do you know that I haven't read a post of yours in months that is even mildly funny or entertaining?

If you do have an elias account, would you mind logging out of this one permanently and getting some help from your dial a bride in the other account before typing anything further.

You are a boring spambot. Worse than Tazsquawk ever was.

 

[craffles]

Nevermind, no reason to panic.

I still love you, was just showing Craffles how to drunk post properly.

What makes everyone think I'm drunk? Ever though I'm just a ****wit?

 

[Gray Day]

Nevermind, no reason to panic.

I still love you, was just showing Craffles how to drunk post properly.

You compared me unfavourably to Tazbot you insensitive prick!!!

 

[Gray Day]

I'll add that to the list of gifs I repeatedly churn out during the off-season, cheers

 

[craffles]

I'm offended by the meltdown tag.

I don't melt. To melt you have to have a fuxking brain to begin with

 

[Russian Hammer]

What makes everyone think I'm drunk? Ever though I'm just a *******?

Optimism. Maybe if drunk we can excuse your polnyi pizdets posting.

Unfortunately for you and us, you never good.

 

[craffles]

Optimism. Maybe if drunk we can excuse your polnyi pizdets posting.

Unfortunately for you and us, you never good.

Knock knock

 

[Russian Hammer]

Knock knock

nyet

 

[craffles]

Smell Map

 

[H2F]

Craffles you seem bored.

Download and watch the series The Curse of Oak Island.

You'll like it.

 

[craffles]

Craffles you seem bored.

Download and watch the series The Curse of Oak Island.

You'll like it.

Nah I'm chewing thru true detective and then I'm getting started on tuning your sister

 

[H2F]

Nah I'm chewing thru true detective and then I'm getting started on tuning your sister

I have twin sisters so which one you talking about?

 

[Gray Day]

This thread gives me an urge to watch Rocky IV.

 

[craffles]

I have twin sisters so which one you talking about?

The fat one with the monobrow

 

[H2F]

The fat one with the monobrow

Doesn't narrow it down...

 

[Packedlunch]

The fat one with the monobrow

Like feck you is

 

[H2F]

Here they are Craffles...

 

[craffles]

Here they are Craffles...

They are neither fat nor monobrowed. Must be your cousins I was tuning

 

[craffles]

Like feck you is

Come here princess

 

[Russian Hammer]

This thread gives me an urge to watch Rocky IV.

In non-western version Drago wins, cold war continues, and Berlin wall remains.

 

[H2F]

They are neither fat nor monobrowed. Must be your cousins I was tuning

Got it ...

Here they are...