Meltdown memoirs of a flog

[JoseMourinho]

Your picture look like old russian woman. A/S/L?

Do you see what I had to put up with from Roman? No meeting without him trying to hit on the elderly ladies.

 

[H2F]

Go get em Craffles...

 

[craffles]

Got it ...

Here they are...

Tough choice. Both are equally as unattractive. Even with my beer glasses I'll think I'll stick to watching martos you jizz from the bushes outside his mums bungalow

 

[Russian Hammer]

Do you see what I had to put up with from Roman? No meeting without him trying to hit on the elderly ladies.

#Otebis'Jose

 

[craffles]

#Otebis'Jose

Mashed. Worst Elias ever

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

 

[Russian Hammer]

Mashed. Worst Elias ever

broken. xa-xa

 

[JoseMourinho]

#Otebis'Jose

Settle down, Roman! You might have to fire Guus Hiddink after you throw 150 million at non-compatible strikers again.

 

[craffles]

broken. xa-xa

Mashed again cause still the worst elias

 

[JoseMourinho]

Worse than Tazsquawk ever was.

Are you saying that Tazhawk16 is a bad elias? Unbelieavble, it was the best elias ever created!

 

[craffles]

Are you saying that Tazhawk16 is a bad elias? Unbelieavble, it was the best elias ever created!

I know this might come as a shock to you but sometimes we all have to hear bad news. I don't know any other way to say this so I'm not going to beat around the bush and i'm going to get straight to the point.











**** off Jose

 

[craffles]

Now that I've write chapter 1 I'm going to bed.


Wil bump this thread on news years eve for chapter 2. ..


As Lazar Vidovic would say get ****ed you steamy pieces of shit

 

[KardiniaPark]

Crapples has his first beer ITT.

 

[Good_Old]

Subscribed.

 

[craffles]

Subscribed.

Can I interest you in a pre order of my memoirs? Only 16 easy payments of $129.95

 

[craffles]

I am hereby declaring war on all bennies. I will only reply to known bennies with "**** off bennie"

Eliases ruining ****ing everything including my memoirs

 

[Sainter3and7]

Whenever I'm sitting in the bungalow late at night, and the lights in the main house are all turned off, I start thinking "Should I go on Bay 13, or feel the force?" The force is strong with me.

 

[Good_Old]

Can I interest you in a pre order of my memoirs? Only 16 easy payments of $129.95

Do they include more 38 year old virgins with back acne?

 

[craffles]

Do they include more 38 year old virgins with back acne?

yes. But they don't all have bungalows, you know what it's like with the class divide and all

 

[craffles]

Whenever I'm sitting in the bungalow late at night, and the lights in the main house are all turned off, I start thinking "Should I go on Bay 13, or feel the force?" The force is strong with me.

Wise choice my back acne covered friend

 

[Good_Old]

yes. But they don't all have bungalows, you know what it's like with the class divide and all

Sold!

Pm me your PayPal details.

 

[Good_Old]

Don't really.

 

[zackah]

Whenever I'm sitting in the bungalow late at night, and the lights in the main house are all turned off, I start thinking "Should I go on Bay 13, or feel the force?" The force is strong with me.

I often feel the force with the lights off.

 

[Nefarious_]

Seems this is one memoir where the author is overqualified

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Read this 3 times already