Michael Clarke announces his retirement

[Hoffy95]

Old 'Iron Gloves'. Surprised Shaun or Mitch didn't end up behind the sticks with such fine pedigree.

 

[STFU Donnie]

You are not very good at trolling

I suspect it might be the real Jose Mourinho. I mean he's got plenty of time on his hands at the moment.

 

[Xtreme]

Is this thread still going ? He's been retired for a while, time to move on... unless he suddenly wins AOTY then it's battlestations once more!

 

[Hoffy95]

It's battlestations now as a poster made a mistake on the internet.

Thread must remain active until the alleged returns to graciously acknowledge said epic fail, or preferably resume strong melt.

 

[JackOutback]

It's battlestations now as a poster made a mistake on the internet.

Thread must remain active until the alleged returns to graciously acknowledge said epic fail, or preferably resume strong melt.

I see you've internetted before.

 

[Hoffy95]

I see you've internetted before.

I unashamedly live for these moments.

 

[the_interloper]

It's battlestations now as a poster made a mistake on the internet.

Thread must remain active until the alleged returns to graciously acknowledge said epic fail, or preferably resume strong melt.

When having made an error on the internet, the best thing to do is admit it. I have admitted mistakes on here before, the reaction is incredible.

 

[GTOA]

You're kidding yourself; that is more likely to apply to you, than anyone else posting here.

I only don't have a girlfriend because I don't like to stick to just one.

Why have one chip when you can eat the whole packet?

 

[GTOA]

This thread has been home to some horrendous posts. But I think this one just about tops the lot.

I'm honored to receive this award, and would like to thank my parents, my agents.....

 

[Doss]

On that note, let's wrap this up I think.

This became a train accident a long time ago. He's retired. If more Clarke stories emerge in due course, start a new thread.