Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 - 2015 Edition

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Liam Jones, Clint Young, Jack Watts, Crowley, Cooney, Spud Butcher, Boyd, Cloke, half the Carlton list.... some great debate coming...

 

[Mofra]

Player #50 - Will Minson

Pictured: Port players react in a jovial manner to some gentle sledging from Will about Cornes' young family

Wait, 2013 AA ruckman Will Minson? Mature, competitive, hit out beast Will Minson? Averages in the top 11 for hit-outs and just managed 26 of them in an Elimination final last weekend?
Why yes, that Will Minson.

I could give you a whole host of reasons - but I only need one.

Pictured: Will was dropped for this guy.

Will Minson, after round 3, was dropped back to the VFL for Ayce Cordy. Ponder that for a moment.
Miranda Kerr switching from Orlando Bloom to Jamie Packer was less of a physical downgrade.
Eade once described him as the dumbest smart man in the game - and after once missing a centre bounce contest against West Coast (Cooney beat Cox) because he was too busy directing the forwardline, and after bouncing the ball while being tackled ol' Rocket makes a fair point.

Will - you're better than this. Rebound hard and this should be your first and last Bottom 50 appearance.

 

[DapperJong]

Liam Jones a certainty for top 10

I sat next to his parents during the Sydney game at the SCG.

His Mum was drunk as a skunk.

Here's some quotes from Mrs. Jones

"(long stare at me) That's my son."
"Goo Loyum!"
"Caaaaaarrrrr"

 

[Mofra]

"(long stare at me) That's my son."

She must have been drunk to admit that.

"That's my son"
"Who the balding fatass?"
"No, the er Hindu guy"

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

50 notable options, in no particular order:

Spoiler

• Kyle Hartigan
• Brodie Martin
• Rohan Bewick
• Mitch Golby
• Matthew Watson
• Liam Jones
• Jason Tutt
• Dale Thomas
• Robbie Warnock
• Jesse White
• Clinton Young
• Tony Armstrong
• Tom Bellchambers
• Ariel Steinberg
• Jake Melksham
• Zac Dawson
• Colin Sylvia
• Zac Clarke
• Billie Smedts
• Sam Blease
• Dawson Simpson
• Zac Smith
• Daniel Gorringe
• Andrew Raines
• Curtly Hampton
• James Frawley
• Jack Watts
• Jimmy Toumpas
• Chris Dawes
• Jordie McKenzie
• Aidan Riley
• Rohan Bail
• Matt Jones
  
• Heritier Lumumba
• Aaron Black
• Sam Gibson
• Kane Mitchell
• John Butcher
• Trent Cotchin
• Troy Chaplin
• Sam Gilbert
• Ahmed Saad
• Tom Derickx
• Kane Lucas
• Patrick McGinnity
• Jarrad Grant
• Michael Talia
• Brett Goodes
• Ayce Cordy
• Will Minson

 

[schmuttt]

Good year for tall forwards:

Boyd
Clark
Dawes
Liam Jones
Butcher
Luke McGuane

 

[GoCROWS!]

Surely Butcher deserves it this year if for nothing else than serial spuddery

 

[Chaisa]

It's back

Wonder who the favourite for the main title is. I'd say Cordy.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

Frawley can't get in on this list after 1 shit game where he was played as a forward. More like a shit half, did alright when moved back.
Full expect Suckling & Hill to feature. Would be surprised if Shoenmakers featured, played a ripper against Sydney at ANZ.

 

[A Cut Above]

How about including Jobe Watson?

Plays like rubbish a couple of years after winning* a Brownlow, awful body language that rubs off on teammates, then pisses off to watch the cricket.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

It's back

Wonder who the favourite for the main title is. I'd say Cordy.

Tom Boyd surely makes an appearance

 

[Glorious couch life]

Geez Ayce Cordy looks like Joe Danniher without the porno mo, or the footballing ability.

 

[Allikat]

I don't actually like football, I just follow it to make sense of this thread.

Go Butcher!

 

[Purple Suit]

Frawley can't get in on this list after 1 shit game where he was played as a forward. More like a shit half, did alright when moved back.
Full expect Suckling & Hill to feature. Would be surprised if Shoenmakers featured, played a ripper against Sydney at ANZ.

Keep up the melts and he should start to rise up the standings. The Shoenmakers sooking from some Hawk fans last year was epic.

 

[Red mist]

- The order is roughly sorted in some fluid manner.

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Mofra - perhaps a review of the top 50 from 2014 and those that have been spurred on by your harsh critique!

 

[joop]

This really should be done at a venue with beers flowing with Mofra on stage. I would 100% pay money to see it

 

[vjknight]

This really should be done at a venue with beers flowing with Mofra on stage. I would 100% pay money to see it

Live from flight centre Chadstone

 

[hawkman]

Top 5

Unless Schoenmakers spuds up extremely badly in a VFL Grand Final again, then Jones is a certainty to go number 1

 

[Purple Suit]

This really should be done at a venue with beers flowing with Mofra on stage. I would 100% pay money to see it

Let's do it Thursday or Friday night before the GF. I'll let you know in two weeks if I can make it.

 

[Jevy]

Yeah Butch is our only obvious contender.

There should also be a team of the century for the lulz.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

Keep up the melts and he should start to rise up the standings. The Shoenmakers sooking from some Hawk fans last year was epic.

I was happy as long as he wasn't number 1

 

[deedog2]

Player #50 - Will Minson
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Pictured: Port players react in a jovial manner to some gentle sledging from Will about Cornes' young family

Will - you're better than this.

 

[GoCROWS!]

Yeah Butch is our only obvious contender.

There should also be a team of the century for the lulz.

I don't know friend, Broadbent, Lobbe, Ploddy Roider, Jasper Pittard and Jakey Neade are fair chances.

 

[Catastic82]

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