Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2019 - Now featuring the bottom 5 Arnott's biscuits

[LeverPuller]

Can a whole side be #1?

Hello MFC

 

[The_torpedo]

Steven May for #1?

 

[The_torpedo]

Pin please mods

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Just list our entire team minus Gawn, Fritsch, Salem and Oliver.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

But seriously, our eligible candidates in numerical order: May, Jones, Lewis, Brayshaw, Stretch, Anus Cat, Frost, Hannah, Preuss, McDonald, Weideman, McDonald, Neal-Bullen, Garlett, Wagner, Wagner

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Steven May for #1?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

IT'S BACK!

The usual melts will happen.
Earth will spin on its axis.
Sun will rise another day.


An early nomination from me, Brayden Sier.

 

[The_torpedo]

IT'S BACK!

The usual melts will happen.
Earth will spin on its axis.
Sun will rise another day.


An early nomination from me, Brayden Sier.

Surely you mean Phill Inn

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Surely you mean Phill Inn

Can be whoever he wants.

TAFKABS sounds the best. (The Artist Formerly Known as Brayden Sier.)

 

[radiojake]

it's a shoot out between Melbourne and Adelaide

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hi Bay,

Now that the season is over for the 11 s**t clubs (teams that finish 8th don't count) it is time to drag down a bunch of professional footballers, all of whom have reached greater athletic heights than we have, to our collective levels of sloth, debauchery and bad grammar.
If you are easily offended, I suggest you take a gander at the current world we live in and promptly STFU.

The rules
- My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
- Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded, although there is occasionally an allowance given for extraordinary spudness in the face of battle - especially for players who have spent extra time in the AFL environment and/or were first round picks.
- Players who have not played a senior game this year are excluded.
- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, divers, are noted squibs and/or who are overtly Gen Z/Hipster.
- Melts about player inclusions / exclusions are highly encouraged.
- (New age new rule for 2019): The important thing is the players identify as Bottom 50

Players
#50 - Dayne Beams

Celebrity Bottom 50 analyst Justin Timberlake predicts who'll finish #1:

 

[ChappyUK]

Good idea for a thread. Hope it catches on.

 

[Morganashlee]

Lucky not to be top 10 but glad you started strong Mof

 

[Art Corvelay]

craffles

 

[NSWCROW]

If there was an NRL version of theis then poor Darius Boyd would be a lock for #1

 

[CH Jazz]

Haha, I think Tex Walker may be the only captain to make this list.

I’d be suggesting Tex to be the captain closest to Number 1. Stratts, Wines, Jonas and Jones all very worthy inclusions.

 

[carnthedons]

I’m excited

 

[Hollow Knight]

Mason Cox - the thread.

 

[Spiritof82]

Did Tom Boyd play a game this year?

Na, Buudaaay "mystery injuries" Franklin has stood in for him all season, will be the first time Buudaaay has managed 2 nominations for the bottom 50.

 

[Hamingja]

Player #50 - Dayne Beams
Dayne, Beamsey, mate. Listen to Kenny Rogers very carefully and hopefully you get your career and life back on track. Thank you for kicking off this years' Bottom 50. No, can't spare you a pineapple.

Jamie Rogers is far more convincing than Kenny

 

[vjknight]

Any special mentions......

Drug cheats who have retired

Drug cheats who haven't.

 

[hawkman]

Amazing that Tim O'Brien should actually work his way off the list this year

They are a few Hawks that could make it though
Stratton
Puopolo
Roughead sadly
Kaiden Brand is the one who really belongs in the bottom 50 for being an absolute spud

 

[Suma Magic]

The only time I come to the Bay. Nothing against the Bay, just massive props to this thread.

 

[Over The Post]

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Mofra merch...

 

[Messenger]

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