Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[WillHayward]

Murphy in.

Sidey in.

Reckon there are better options than the other 3 you mention.

Sloane is a club captain on a shit ton of cash. Massive spud.
Been getting the "good bloke" free pass for too long.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Tom Lynch has some chance, Pickett also, but not sure he's top 5 quality. Brad Hill surely a chance.

Forgot About Brad Hill yeah he has to be in the top 5 for sure. Money for nothing and getting cheap kicks for free.

 

[Sellout Scully]

Did Lewis Taylor

28

Lewis Taylor

Age

29

Ht

174cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.6

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.9

3star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

3star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.2

4star

play a game this year?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Forgot About Brad Hill yeah he has to be in the top 5 for sure. Money for nothing and getting cheap kicks for free.

But amazingly he was worse last year.

 

[Smedts_2]

Hard to see how Mofra fits in the number of unallocated potatoes into 5 spots here. I think we can expect some extra prizes in there.

On a slightly related note: wanted to ensure he's aware that Zach Guthrie

39

Zach Guthrie

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

90.0

1star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.0

2star

MG

90.0

2star

D

10.4

3star

K

3.8

2star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.6

4star

has - as of this year - played over 20 games.

 

[Pavlovs Cat]

Mofra, admit it. You ran out of players who are worse than Shaun Higgins and are just making names up now.
Nick Coffield? Never heard of her.

Pfft. Not even the worst at Geelong.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hard to see how Mofra fits in the number of unallocated potatoes into 5 spots here. I think we can expect some extra prizes in there.

On a slightly related note: wanted to ensure he's aware that Zach Guthrie has - as of this year - played over 20 games.

Was it Zach who kicked it out on the full in Round 23?
Couldn't remember if it was him or Cam.

 

[WillHayward]

Tom Lynch has some chance, Pickett also, but not sure he's top 5 quality. Brad Hill surely a chance.

I assume you mean Marlion (not Kysiah) and Richmond Tom Lynch?

Brad Hill must be a bloody near certainty

 

[jim boy]

Was it Zach who kicked it out on the full in Round 23?
Couldn't remember if it was him or Cam.

It was the less-shit bro.

 

[Marklar_33]

It was the less-sh*t bro.

Not helping

 

[Pollywaffle]

At least Dahlhaus put his head over the ball

Only after the umpire blows the whistle..

 

[WillHayward]

Always leave open a wildcard slot because Mofra will come up with someone unexpected...

 

[WillHayward]

Did Lewis Taylor play a game this year?

Maybe only 1 or 2. Too shit to be eligible.

 

[WillHayward]

Mofra, admit it. You ran out of players who are worse than Shaun Higgins and are just making names up now.
Nick Coffield? Never heard of her.

Pick 7 in the 2017 draft.

5th in B & F in 2020.
AFLPA best 22 under 22 in 2020.

Signs new $$$ contract in March 2021.

Dropped by May 2021.

“He was starting to take off”: Saints axe former top-10 pick

"He was playing some good footy last year."

www.sen.com.au

Then stinks up 2021.

Legit entry.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Pick 7 in the 2017 draft.
5th in b and f in 2020.

Worthy entry for 2021.

Mind you there was a move to change the name of our best and fairest, to the "not as crap as most of them"

 

[WillHayward]

Hard to see how Mofra fits in the number of unallocated potatoes into 5 spots here. I think we can expect some extra prizes in there.

On a slightly related note: wanted to ensure he's aware that Zach Guthrie has - as of this year - played over 20 games.

Too shit to qualify?
Not sure anyone outside of Geelong cats fans have heard of him.

 

[Pollywaffle]

Too sh*t to qualify?
Not sure anyone outside of Geelong cats fans have heard of him.

Yes, someone who has zero expectations attached surely cannot disappoint.

 

[hawkman]

Maybe only 1 or 2. Too sh*t to be eligible.

Won the Rising Star ahead of Bont. That almost guarantees a spot for him until he retires

 

[yyou]

Spent much of the afternoon digging out the site for a new sceptic tank at our fishing retreat. It gave me a time to develop a rare insight into, and a new respect for, the recent inductee into the Hall Of Fame - Levi Casboult. Now, I ain't arguing he did not deserve the award. But consider what he had to endure during his nine year, 154 game "career."

Rather than immerse himself for another season at Carlscum he became an anti-vaccer. Fair enough, and a gentleman's way to not urinate on his former fellow inmates. However, when the chance arose to join a club with a future he realised the error of his ways and agreed to get vacced if he were rookied. I salute you Levi - a man of principles and rare discernment.

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[WillHayward]

Spent much of the afternoon digging out the site for a new sceptic tank at our fishing retreat. It gave me a time to develop a rare insight into, and a new respect for, the recent inductee into the Hall Of Fame - Levi Casboult. Now, I ain't arguing he did not deserve the award. But consider what he had to endure during his nine year, 154 game "career."

Rather than immerse himself for another season at Carlscum he became an anti-vaccer. Fair enough, and a gentleman's way to not urinate on his former fellow inmates. However, when the chance arose to join a club with a future he realised the error of his ways and agreed to get vacced if he were rookied. I salute you Levi - a man of principles and rare discernment.

Talk about a he man!!
Digs out a sceptic tank by hand alone

You're a man's man.

 

[WillHayward]

Dunstan should count towards St Kildas tally. He should count for us 2022-onwards.

Seems a crime to not include West Coast players. Tim Kelly could pop up soon, possibly Darling, Gaff and Rioli too.

West coast deserve an entry.
Rioli not eligible. Didn't play a game.

 

[FISTO]

Pretty impressive that we made a prelim with the amount of spuds we're carrying

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Club tally thus far:
Carlton 7
Collingwood 6
St Kilda 6
Geelong 4
Western Bullfrogs 4
Melbourne 3
1 or 2 from all the rest except Adelaide and West Coast on 0.

De Goey might take Collingwood into equal first with Carlton and Tex might see Adelaide get on the board.

#VICBIAS

 

[Partridge]

Commentators always describe him as "classy".

Never sure what that means but I assume it's anybody who pays over $60 for a haircut and gets a spray tan.

Kind of like a "classy" stripper versus a regular one.

Only thing Higgins is "elite" at is avoiding any contact at all. If he gets further away from the action he'll be in Row S some weeks.

 

[Partridge]

Pretty impressive that we made a prelim with the amount of spuds we're carrying

And that our biggest spud is yet to come.