Most Boring VFL/AFL Player Encounters/Sightings.

[Tbonefreo]

Did he catch the tram to work?

I think the tram caught him

 

[Tbonefreo]

Something of an all-rounder, huh?

Definitely learned something while playing for the tigers.

 

[Taylor Moss]

Worked at the same site as Graham Polak. Wore thongs while making toast. Still really tall

Every time I hear that name I think of Vince Vaughan in ‘The Break Up’

 

[Tbonefreo]

Every time I hear that name I think of Vince Vaughan in ‘The Break Up’

Gary Grabowski?

 

[Taylor Moss]

Gary Grabowski?

This quote:

“I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future.”

 

[Tbonefreo]

This quote:

“I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future.”

Hahahahahaha gotcha

 

[Pistol Night]

Every time I hear that name I think of Vince Vaughan in ‘The Break Up’

Come Gary, on the kick drum, come Gary, come come.

 

[Taylor Moss]

Come Gary, on the kick drum, come Gary, come come.

Hahahahahaha the look on his face.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

think it was last Tues, morning...at Coles Elsternwick, Rossy Lyon, black mask, grey top, khaki shorts I think, as i went in, he got to the self serve checkout, didn't have a reusable bag with him so begrudgingly gone to get the Cole plastic bag

Looked bored and def not excited.

 

[PenAndPaper]

think it was last Tues, morning...at Coles Elsternwick, Rossy Lyon, black mask, grey top, khaki shorts I think, as i went in, he got to the self serve checkout, didn't have a reusable bag with him so begrudgingly gone to get the Cole plastic bag

Looked bored and def not excited.

So he's looking normal, that's good to hear

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Nathan Brown

22

Nathan Brown

Age

36

Ht

196cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.8

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.4

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.8

5star

on a train going to commentate the footy

 

[Toump Ass]

Nathan Brown on a train going to commentate the footy

Damn, I assumed some Crypto billionaire sports bet legend like Nathan would have a private helicopter or at least a limousine or some shit.

What a ****ing loser.

 

[Taylor Moss]

Damn, I assumed some Crypto billionaire sports bet legend like Nathan would have a private helicopter or at least a limousine or some sh*t.

What a ******* loser.

Brownie is a crypto Billionaire?

Totally deserved, babes.

 

[Sydney Malakellis]

Not a player, and not an encounter so feel free to find this too exciting, but I saw the guys who reenact cricket and football commentary in a clapped out Kia at balnarring shops. Shepmates I think they're called. The guy with the mullet wasn't holding hair clippers so not 100%

 

[MITSUHIRATO]

I recently endured an infuriating encounter while waiting in line behind Darcy Parish

3

Darcy Parish

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

at Subway in Moonee Ponds.

When asked about fillings; old mate paused and pondered each time as if it were a life or death decision, he then proceeded to frantically search through every crevasse of his body in order to try find his loyalty card at the end.

 

[freddy mercury]

I recently endured an infuriating encounter while waiting in line behind Darcy Parish at Subway in Moonee Ponds.

When asked about fillings; old mate paused and pondered each time as if it were a life or death decision, he then proceeded to frantically search through every crevasse of his body in order to try find his loyalty card at the end.

Body is his temple.

****ing hate campaigners that take too long at Subway. Just ****ing decide what you want before you get there!

Takes me all but 3 mins to order and leave.

 

[Pistol Night]

I recently endured an infuriating encounter while waiting in line behind Darcy Parish at Subway in Moonee Ponds.

When asked about fillings; old mate paused and pondered each time as if it were a life or death decision, he then proceeded to frantically search through every crevasse of his body in order to try find his loyalty card at the end.

Which crevasse did he end up producing it from?

 

[Chief]

******* hate campaigners that take too long at Subway. Just ******* decide what you want before you get there!

#subwayrageisreal

 

[TheUnicorn]

Most boring would be Will Minson

Will Minson

Age

39

Ht

199cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

5.2

4star

CL

3.5

5star

HO

21.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

3.4

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

1.4

2star

HO

7.4

5star

, I changed a windscreen for him on his vehicle, He was very rude and acted like everything was a massive inconvenience and was beneath him.

Joel Selwood trained with my local club a few months back, (we won some competition with a sponsor of his) He was lovely very down to earth and happy to joke around with a bunch of fat old blokes and could handle all the banter that came his way.
He was honestly my least favourite player before meeting him but I can’t possible hate him after meeting him.

Also he was much smaller than I expected and covered in scars from head toe.

 

[Tbonefreo]

Most boring would be Will Minson, I changed a windscreen for him on his vehicle, He was very rude and acted like everything was a massive inconvenience and was beneath him.

Joel Selwood trained with my local club a few months back, (we won some competition with a sponsor of his) He was lovely very down to earth and happy to joke around with a bunch of fat old blokes and could handle all the banter that came his way.
He was honestly my least favourite player before meeting him but I can’t possible hate him after meeting him.

Also he was much smaller than I expected and covered in scars from head toe.

Yeah I don't really get all the hate Selwood gets. Has had an unbelievable career.

 

[TheUnicorn]

Yeah I don't really get all the hate Selwood gets. Has had an unbelievable career.

Mostly because my family are all Geelong supporters and have rubbed their success in my face for the past decade

 

[freddy mercury]

#subwayrageisreal

So real

 

[hairy biker]

Most boring would be Will Minson, I changed a windscreen for him on his vehicle, He was very rude and acted like everything was a massive inconvenience and was beneath him.

PTSD

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Marc Pittonet

27

Marc Pittonet

Age

28

Ht

202cm

Wt

107kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.7

2star

K

2.9

1star

HB

4.8

3star

CL

3.1

5star

HO

22.3

5star

D

8.6

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.0

3star

CL

3.7

5star

HO

25.9

5star

D

5.8

2star

K

1.2

1star

HB

4.6

4star

CL

2.4

5star

HO

16.6

5star

walking towards Princes Park with a coffee in his hand while I was riding my bike to work. I could have swerved and collected him but I reckon I would have come off second best.

 

[The hands of stone]

Marc Pittonet walking towards Princes Park with a coffee in his hand while I was riding my bike to work. I could have swerved and collected him but I reckon I would have come off second best.

Must have been holding a babycino , have heard his hands are tiny