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[Dockernut]

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What is this?

If you’re going to troll a scammer please make it hilarious, rude or use Seinfeld quotes or something. Otherwise I just worry you are being scammed my purple friend.

 

[DQ 4EVER]

Didn't Langer also change the Australian change rooms to the WC ones? I reckon that would impact. All the leftover HJs, the Aussies have gotten fat.

Time to clean up the Aussie cricket team by getting them out of that loser changeroom. It's obviously not working atm

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[BStaff17]

Still searching for the Moral victory table

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Still searching for the Moral victory table

Spoken like someone who's never won the Test Championship

 

[Docker82]

Spoken like someone who'll never win the Test Championship

Edited for Accuracy.

 

[BStaff17]

Spoken like someone who's never won the Test Championship

When do we start counting who hits the most boundaries in the World Test Championship

 

[greatgatsby]

Still searching for the Moral victory table

What's confusing to me is that a guy who leads a side that loses half the Test matches it plays is wondering why they can't compete for a Test championship.

 

[Nothing]

What's confusing to me is that a guy who leads a side that loses half the Test matches it plays is wondering why they can't compete for a Test championship.

That's not how England look at it. They have won 46% of their games. That morally should put them in the picture for the WTC.

 

[DQ 4EVER]

What's confusing to me is that a guy who leads a side that loses half the Test matches it plays is wondering why they can't compete for a Test championship.

I can refer Ben to a year 7 Maths tutor to explain it to him, if he likes.

 

[Purple Suit]

That's not how England look at it. They have won 46% of their games. That morally should put them in the picture for the WTC.

They are saving test cricket after all, that should be worth a few points & maybe Stokesy can get his head around it. He once was confused and thought chasing someone around the street bashing them was an act of self defense too.

 

[dont bowl there]

Both can be true, England suck and the test championship is impossible to follow or care about.

 

[Docker82]

Both can be true, England suck and the test championship is impossible to follow or care about.

Well apparently we're the worst Test team ever (according to our 'fans') and England are the best Test team ever (according to their fans) and look at the rankings.

Let our fans put pressure on the team to perform and let England drink their own bathwater. We might not even have as much talent as England in say three years but if they continue to play T20 cricket in test matches they'll be a joke anywhere but their home conditions specifically designed for it. There's a reason no one in 150 years of test cricket has been successful going for a slog all day and making cocky declarations just to move the game along (amongst all other Bazball BS that apparently makes them the best team ever).

 

[dont bowl there]

Well apparently we're the worst Test team ever (according to our 'fans') and England are the best Test team ever (according to their fans) and look at the rankings.

Let our fans put pressure on the team to perform and let England drink their own bathwater. We might not even have as much talent as England in say three years but if they continue to play T20 cricket in test matches they'll be a joke anywhere but their home conditions specifically designed for it. There's a reason no one in 150 years of test cricket has been successful going for a slog all day and making cocky declarations just to move the game along (amongst all other Bazball BS that apparently makes them the best team ever).

I don't hate that they tried something different, the standard play wasn't working for them either. But it's pretty clear now that once teams figured out decent enough plans it's all over for Bazball.

Stokes is right about the test championship though. Nobody follows it or has any clue who sits where until maybe the last couple of tests in the cycle.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

I'm pretty scared of what Bumrah might do to our batsmen tomorrow. I believe he averages about 13 with the pink ball and that's against Test quality batsmen so tomorrow could be a bloodbath.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

I'm picturing Daryl Cullinan trying to play Shane Warne, only at 140km/h

 

[Dockernut]

This cricket is depressing. The Aussies are a toothless team.

 

[Dockernut]

This cricket is depressing. The Aussies are a toothless team.

This aged well.

 

[Purple Suit]

This aged well.

Wait till we bat and it'll be like fine wine.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

This is going to be a repeat of the first game. We'll have them all out just in time for India to have 10 overs at us tonight and lose 4 wickets under lights...

 

[Nothing]

This is going to be a repeat of the first game. We'll have them all out just in time for India to have 10 overs at us tonight and lose 4 wickets under lights...

I'd guessed they'd put on 200 in the first couple of sessions. Then have us 8 down under lights.

 

[DQ 4EVER]

Justin (used) Franger (oldies will know that slang) used 2 sound like he was dropped on his head as a child.
He now sounds like he was thrown down on his head


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[Dockernut]

Why is Smith running around like he’s got a recorder in his pants? If the bloke’s injured he should be out of the side.

 

[Docker82]

Why is Smith running around like he’s got a recorder in his pants? If the bloke’s injured he should be out of the side.

Because no one in Australia outside the team can bat well enough to play test cricket and the selectors know it.

 

[nurries]

This stand is going to cost Australia the game the way its going

 

[Dump Truck]

McSweeney and Labs take a bow! Real gutsy stuff getting to stumps only 1 down.