Norf quietly dumps Glenn "Coward Punch" Archer from its board.

[captain blood 17]

Sure is a team game. And Arch was the ultimate team player. That's why his team always destroyed your minnow team.
Top bloke too. Hence this tribute thread.
Long live the 'shinboner of the century'.

You say minnow yet i’m not sure you know what minnow looks like.


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You say minnow yet i’m not sure you know what minnow looks like.

Line up Archer next to Roos, Jakovich & Silvagni and the minnow would be the fat plodder in the Norf jumper.

 

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You say minnow yet i’m not sure you know what minnow looks like.


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Minnows hang around in large numbers to try and make themselves look like a big fish then scatter when the real big fish arrive. Think Richmond supporters.

 

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Line up Archer next to Roos, Jakovich & Silvagni and the minnow would be the fat plodder in the Norf jumper.

Look at you!

Starting treads about the great man.
Listing his teammates from memory.
Comparing him to other all time greats.

Classic man love.

 

[captain blood 17]

Minnows hang around in large numbers to try and make themselves look like a big fish then scatter when the real big fish arrive. Think Richmond supporters.

You’re new to AFL aren’t you. I will help explain it to you.
Q: What club recently has offered millions to attract players to their club and yet got rejected by everyone?
A: North

That my friend is just one example of minnow.


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[Xtreme]

Archer was a star. You're still in the Bay talking shit you coward.

Archer is every bit the criminal as Gary Ablett senior and junior

Archer will be going straight to hell for his misdeeds.

 

[perplexed]

You’re new to AFL aren’t you. I will help explain it to you.
Q: What club recently has offered millions to attract players to their club and yet got rejected by everyone?
A: North

That my friend is just one example of minnow.


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Do you think people will be talking about your almost forgotten minnow flag in twenty years like you are North's?

 

[Laphroaig]

Archer is every bit the criminal as Gary Ablett senior and junior

Archer will be going straight to hell for his misdeeds.

Unlucky for him he didn't have a passenger in the car with less football ability to take the fall for him.

 

[Craven Morehead]

You’re new to AFL aren’t you. I will help explain it to you.
Q: What club recently has offered millions to attract players to their club and yet got rejected by everyone?
A: North

That my friend is just one example of minnow.


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St Kilda? Oh...sorry

 

[Xtreme]

Unlucky for him he didn't have a passenger in the car with less football ability to take the fall for him.

Things could be worse, they could be born with the brain of Fevola and gamble their life savings away

 

[Bjchan13]

Not sure if you fully know what a cowards punch is here is an example:
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Thats not a cowards punch. Its a more a classic clothesline or swinging round arm. He connected with the softer inside part of his arm from the forearm to bicep. It was really late. Definitely not a heroic act and i think he got 2 games. Goldstein didnt miss any games. Still cant be considered a classic king hit (cowards punch) or dogshot though.

 

[captain blood 17]

Do you think people will be talking about your almost forgotten minnow flag in twenty years like you are North's?

We’re talking Archer, you’re the guy deflecting with team results over the fact he was a bog ordinary footballer in a good team. That’s what we’re all saying.
And after this season congrats on your 20 year anniversary of winning nothing.


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St Kilda? Oh...sorry

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[perplexed]

We’re talking Archer, you’re the guy deflecting with team results over the fact he was a bog ordinary footballer in a good team. That’s what we’re all saying.
And after this season congrats on your 20 year anniversary of winning nothing.


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3 x AA
1 x Norm Smith
6 x Robert Rose Award
2 flags
Shinboner of the Century

 

[Xtreme]

3 x AA
1 x Norm Smith
6 x Robert Rose Award
2 flags
Shinboner of the Century

1x* convicted over an assault at a junior football game

 

[Laphroaig]

Things could be worse, they could be born with the brain of Fevola and gamble their life savings away

The Fevola brain is, I think, one of a kind.

 

[Xtreme]

The Fevola brain is, I think, one of a kind.

STEVEN SEGAL!!

 

[Craven Morehead]

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After that stinging rebuke i must be doing it wrong.

 

[captain blood 17]

3 x AA - Alex Rance even has those
1 x Norm Smith - clearly a Woewodin type win
6 x Robert Rose Award - cool, he has a nice garden
2 flags - supports the theory he was just lucky to be in a great team.
Shinboner of the Century - a made up award. That’s like winning a pink unicorn award or something.

EFA


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EFA


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Funny how people keep making up awards for Arch. Like this and the Madden Medal. It's as though no existing award was able to encapsulate his true awesomeness.

 

[captain blood 17]

Funny how people keep making up awards for Arch. Like this and the Madden Medal. It's as though no existing award was able to encapsulate his true awesomeness.

If i was making up an award for Archer it would be the Shaun Marsh award. Just lucky to be there and kept getting selected.


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[Thegibbsgamble]

Archer, all he was good at was being a fat gutless sniper. And that’s just at junior football matches, he was an even shitter bloke at AFL level.


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But does he think ice dealers are good blokes?

Strange that it's his third assault charge and he only got fined.

If he was sudeneae there would be mass protests.
.

 

[captain blood 17]

But does he think ice dealers are good blokes?

Strange that it's his third assault charge and he only got fined.

If he was sudeneae there would be mass protests.
.

I’m sure he does. Wayne and co certainly liked a line or two.


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Glenn Archer: Portrait of a Violent Thug.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

In 1993 he belted modra from behind. Modra was going for a mark.

Gutless act on a guy going for the ball, belting him from behind.