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Love it
That clip is North in a nutshell. Shoulda, coulda, woulda, didn't!
kind of like the dogs entire existence
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Norf supporters think David Swallow will defect from GC to Norf "to play in premierships"...
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kind of like the dogs entire existence
Now.... they did win a premiership some 60 years ago. They won one before JFK was President
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I always turn up to the Bay regardless of the result, but I had to a watch movie I rented last night that goes back today.
Indiana Jones on a big screen in 5.1 surround sound help cure some of the pain. I recommend it to my fellow North supporters in what will be a LONNG season.
Indiana Jones on a big screen in 5.1 surround sound help cure some of the pain. I recommend it to my fellow North supporters in what will be a LONNG season.
I Remember Teffy/Obstacle thought Josh Caddy would come to North because his grandfather supported the Kangas.
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Try to stay on topic please NW
Isn't that how he operates ?This does feel prepared
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Norf supporters think/ far as I got
Cutty
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Hahaha Jack, good ol' NorfLogic. The Swallows playing together was a prime example of this mystical thought process in action
Pretty sure it went something like this:
NorfLogic works kinda like "The Secret" but instead of asking the universe for what you want and receiving it, You picture what you think should be and just assume that it is/will be irrespective of facts or reality.
David Swallow to Norf
NorfLogic in play
The Swallow Brothers are Brothers
Brothers want to play together
Parents want Brothers to play together
One Brother is the Captain of Norf so will not move
Other Brother plays for Soulless Franchise with no Shinboner Spirit
Other Brother will request move to Norf after end of initial contract
Because Other Brother has nominated Norf, no other club will make an attempt to acquire him
Norf Wins!
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Hahaha Jack, good ol' NorfLogic. The Swallows playing together was a prime example of this mystical thought process in action
Pretty sure it went something like this:
Great work Cutty, and as I recall I used this bit of Norf logic to conclude that Dylan Grimes would play for Melbourne.
trickyonne
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I'm surprised most Norf supporters have them mental capacity to dream up a scenario like this.
Looks like all the Norf supporters have "temporarily vacated" the Bay after their mob's loss. What a pity.
Not to worry guys the thread will still be here when you log on tomorrow after crying yourselves to sleep. Hey how about something to cheer you up?
Step 1. Play the Benny Hill Theme
Step 2. Play the following video
Oh God that is like a drug. I've watched in 4 times already and about to play it again.
Suck a ******* **** you ******* diving, staging ****!
I think someone needs to tell this pack of clueless muppets they're dreaming.
Oh wait we've all tried that.. in fact we try it on a weekly basis but this bunch of idiots are still too stubborn to see any sense.
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There's no way in this or any other universe David Swallow is ever going to request a trade to Norf just because his brother happens to be there.
D.Swallow's team has only been in existence 3 years but is already a game clear of Norf on the ladder. To say GC has more potential for improvement than Norf is like saying Miranda Kerr is slightly better looking than Joolya Gillard.
There's only three possible ways David Swallow will ever play in the same team as Andrew again:
- The AFL brings back State of Origin
- Norf trades A.Swallow to GC in return for cash payments to keep itself afloat
- JB admits he was wrong and begs Vlad to allow Norf to merge with GC
Even Duritz wouldn't put money on any of those unless he was REALLY hammered. Nah, what your more likely to see is David taking a massive shit on Norf's "meat grinder" midfield for the next decade while he laughs at his bro trying to clean up the mess. Couldn't happen to a nicer club!
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Indeed.Oh God that is like a drug. I've watched in 4 times already and about to play it again.
Suck a ******* **** you ******* diving, staging ****!
I'll be surprised if he leads the Coleman for munch longer. Frankly its amazing the umpires have helped him enough to be leading this far.
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Thread about GC and Norf. offended Poort flog immediatley brings Adelaide into it. SO much obsession!
Yep fair call Bosk.
North have about as much chance of attracting David Swallow as Hawthorn do of keeping Franklin!
North have about as much chance of attracting David Swallow as Hawthorn do of keeping Franklin!
Just like Buddy and the Hawks did in the GF???
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So they're going to win 5 of the next 7 flags? Unrealistic, what is realistic though is they'll have more final appearances than Richmond over the last 3 decades.
