Vintage Bay Norf

[Bosk]

This thread constitutes a medical emergency, chaps.

Please, for the sake of the victim's sanity (what little remains..) he needs to be transported to someplace safe where is no longer a danger to himself.

Does anyone know happen to own one of these?

 

[Geelong63]

Comrade PB, you are definitely on the list. Meltdown Mario won't be sending you any easter eggs or chocolate chickens in a few weeks time.

I wonder if Dame Nellie SLF is on the list? I cannot imagine that the two of them are bum-chums. Dame Nellie is at least respectful to his fellow Norfites on the Norf board, whereas MM treats it as his therapist on a bad botty day.

Biffinator

Brother Biff

I'm proud to be in such salubrious company on Mario's igonore list

However something tells me that Mario is still reading our comments via his alternative accounts.

So with this in mind: How are you today Mario?

I hope that you haven't self harmed yourself over last weeks embarrassment.

Norf Indeed

 

[jacko57]

Brother Biff

I'm proud to be in such salubrious company on Mario's igonore list

/quote]
And Geelong63 has found his true station in life : Biffinator's own little pilot fish.

 

[The OBSTacle]

And Geelong63 has found his true station in life : Biffinator's own little pilot fish.

My ignore list is the greatest claim to fame that pair of arseclowns will ever have.

 

[staphy]

 

[Biffinator]

Brother Biff

I'm proud to be in such salubrious company on Mario's igonore list

/quote]
And Geelong63 has found his true station in life : Biffinator's own little pilot fish.

Poor old J57 - always glumly attired in a raincoat. The best thing about your posting in this thread is that Damir Roo gets to read our comments via your replies.

Biffinator.

 

[DTRAIN87]

This thread constitutes a medical emergency, chaps.

Please, for the sake of the victim's sanity (what little remains..) he needs to be transported to someplace safe where is no longer a danger to himself.

Does anyone know happen to own one of these?

Didn't homosexuals used to be considered mentally ill Bosk?

 

[Bandwagon2010]

My ignore list is the greatest claim to fame that pair of arseclowns will ever have.

Mario I hopes I is not on yours Ignore LIst cos we are buddies from long ago. Anyway it is gonna be a cold winter with that El Nano stuff on the whether front so it means i needs a patio heater in the Korio Bay ROadhouse beer-garden to keep me patrons warm. What abouts you come down to the KBR and post away and go off all angry in the beer garden? Could be win win win all round? I might get me new employee Bronwnlong Judd to hang the wet tea-towells from your arms as you bangs away at the keyboards so lets me knows.

 

[Geelong63]

My ignore list is the greatest claim to fame that pair of arseclowns will ever have.

Even when I am on your Ignore list Mario
I see that both brother Biff and I are still compulsory reading.


(ps) It's nice to see Boomer, and Euge mentioned so frequently in the media today.

Crisis at Norf

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Crisis at Norf

What happened? Their $2 scratchie strategy didn't come off?

 

[Doggies 06]

Gee the Norf faithful must be beating the door down at the norf membership department after last weeks showing.

Another victorian membership spoon coming up in 2011

 

[Biffinator]

Gee the Norf faithful must be beating the door down at the norf membership department after last weeks showing.

Another victorian membership spoon coming up in 2011

Comrades - a hull breach has occurred.

Meltdown Mario has done another Three Mile Island job, with a red card being bestowed upon him for his efforts. Weep, Jacko 57! Yes, raise a lament like the Women of Jerusalem. Gnash those yellow dentures and pull out those remaining (long) strands of hair on the back of your skull.

This could be mean Boot Hill for 'Knobstacle', where the alter ego will moulder in the crypt with Mario the Lothario, Teflon Dean and Brad Roo.

But who can doubt, abetted by his buddy-mods on the Norf Board, that a Fifth Coming will eventuate?

Knobstacle - RIP

Biffinator

 

[morgoth]

Comrades - a hull breach has occurred.

Meltdown Mario has done another Three Mile Island job, with a red card being bestowed upon him for his efforts. Weep, Jacko 57! Yes, raise a lament like the Women of Jerusalem. Gnash those yellow dentures and pull out those remaining (long) strands of hair on the back of your skull.

This could be mean Boot Hill for 'Knobstacle', where the alter ego will moulder in the crypt with Mario the Lothario, Teflon Dean and Brad Roo.

But who can doubt, abetted by his buddy-mods on the Norf Board, that a Fifth Coming will eventuate?

Knobstacle - RIP

Biffinator

What happened this time and who gets to claim the victory for sending him over the edge this time?

 

[Biffinator]

What happened this time and who gets to claim the victory for sending him over the edge this time?

Comrade Morgoth - thanks for quoting me. Hopefully Mario gets to read my post therefore. His Ignore List, however, is bigger than the White Pages and you surely feature on it.

Ultimately, Mario's latest meltdown should be attributable to the Big Fella. After all, he interlaced his DNA with the isotope Uranium 235.

It will be grim in the Meltdown Mario household tonight. Assuredly, the boots will not be in the cupboard. I pray for his spouse, the brats and the mutt.

Biffinator

 

[tazhawk]

The thing that astounds me about Meltdown Mario is the weak prick is not even a Norf member.

 

[jacko57]

Meltdown Mario has done another Three Mile Island job, with a red card being bestowed upon him for his efforts. Weep, Jacko 57!

why should I weep?

what's going on in that odd mind of yours?

 

[Biffinator]

The thing that astounds me about Meltdown Mario is the weak prick is not even a Norf member.

Comrade Tazhawk - I am equally astounded by his idiocy. Moreover, he was banned for trolling the dead - Chris Mainwarring and Luke Shuey's sister.

Well done Mario, you class act. You will never Norf alone.

Biffinator.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

I have no idea why he bothered with Bay 13. If you're going to meltdown over a kid with a bunch of not very good "your mama" and child-abuse jokes, if you going to be upset by a mispronunciation of your team name (hmmm, whats worse St FloodRape or Norf?), then really why bother reading the threads in here, (about 70% of which are tedious and boring anyway)?

Definite psychiatric issues.

 

[Bosk]

Didn't homosexuals used to be considered mentally ill Bosk?

I wouldn't know DTRAIN87, since I can't say I have any homosexual friends or associates.

But as someone who isn't a terriby huge fan of them in general it strikes me as being a pretty fair assessment.

 

[evo]

I have no idea why he bothered with Bay 13. If you're going to meltdown over a kid with a bunch of not very good "your mama" and child-abuse jokes, if you going to be upset by a mispronunciation of your team name (hmmm, whats worse St FloodRape or Norf?), then really why bother reading the threads in here, (about 70% of which are tedious and boring anyway)?

Indeed.


This thread will stand testament to another Mario meltdown. The subsequent red card was inevitable; it was only a matter of time.

I'm not a big bayer, but meltdown always gives me some quality lulz from the sideline.

 

[jacko57]

I wouldn't know DTRAIN87, since I can't say I have any homosexual friends or associates.

Surely the word 'homosexual' is redundant in that sentence.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

But who can doubt, abetted by his buddy-mods on the Norf Board, that a Fifth Coming will eventuate?

Buddy-mods? Heh.

Better mods. We can handle young Teffy-cakes over there. He saves his shit for this flog board for some reason.

 

[Bulldog1954]

The thing that astounds me about Meltdown Mario is the weak prick is not even a Norf member.

Surely you jest?

 

[Spurk]

But who can doubt, abetted by his buddy-mods on the Norf Board, that a Fifth Coming will eventuate?

Knobstacle - RIP

Biffinator

Buddy Mod, the other 2 just follow Or said mod lazily uses Mario as a type of wannabe guttermod.

Yes RIP mario the mauler,

Best example why euthanasia should be compulsory since Bosk spent that night in the cells.

 

[PieBeast]

Buddy-mods? Heh.

Better mods. We can handle young Teffy-cakes over there. He saves his shit for this flog board for some reason.

Yes, yes, his Saturday's "Look at the positives" thread on your board after a 15 goal raping was a work of a genius