Stan_Darsh72
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- Jun 18, 2011
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Gday flogs and flogettes
So as it's Mad Monday time for the 10 teams that didn't make the finals, it's time for the Off Season Ladder to return, where there is a whole 6-7 months where your clubs credibility and reputation are at stake.
As I've been given #impunity to continue on Hodgepodge's stop-start work from last season, I will use a similar formula + media nous/Bay community opinion to determine what's relevant.
Harmless lulz (2 points)
Minor police charges/bringing your club or the game into disrepute (4 points)
Gate/Scandals the media don't shut up about (lol Essendon) (4 points a week when relevant)
Serious lulz (8 points)
Major police charges (8 points)
*Please note: For things like a dud player re-signing with his current club, don't bother posting that, it's not pointworthy, if things like this were pointworthy then every club would be in triple figures very quickly. Players who have been retired or delisted and whom have not been involved with their old AFL clubs over a long period of time before committing an indiscretion/unwanted media exposure will most likely not get points either. A recently retired/delisted player may however depending on the situation.
Also, if a dud player gets traded who happened to be in Mofras Bottom 50 that year, then it is an automatic token 2 point lulz to the club who bought in that dud.
May your clubs have a shit one this off season to out do Essinjection's, Carltank's and off-season hall of famers St Filledher's noble work of the past
All the worst of luck
Yes its back and yes I did steal the op from go you pups
As the commissioner of this ladder i will open it up to the floggos.
So have at people
Incidents:
Ladder:
U.S.A. - Infinite points
Harry O - Infinite points
Freo - 36 points
Essendon - 36 points
Chairman Koch's venture into china - 24 points
Hawthorn - 22 points
Collingwood - 22 points
GWS - 20 points
Bathwater - 12 points
Cats - 12 points
Norf - 12 points
Saints - 12 points
Dees - 10 points
Tuggers - 8 points
West Coke - 8 points
Colas - 8 points
Camry crows - 6 points
Brisbane - 4 points
Carlton - 4 points
Gold Coke - 2 points
So as it's Mad Monday time for the 10 teams that didn't make the finals, it's time for the Off Season Ladder to return, where there is a whole 6-7 months where your clubs credibility and reputation are at stake.
As I've been given #impunity to continue on Hodgepodge's stop-start work from last season, I will use a similar formula + media nous/Bay community opinion to determine what's relevant.
Harmless lulz (2 points)
Minor police charges/bringing your club or the game into disrepute (4 points)
Gate/Scandals the media don't shut up about (lol Essendon) (4 points a week when relevant)
Serious lulz (8 points)
Major police charges (8 points)
*Please note: For things like a dud player re-signing with his current club, don't bother posting that, it's not pointworthy, if things like this were pointworthy then every club would be in triple figures very quickly. Players who have been retired or delisted and whom have not been involved with their old AFL clubs over a long period of time before committing an indiscretion/unwanted media exposure will most likely not get points either. A recently retired/delisted player may however depending on the situation.
Also, if a dud player gets traded who happened to be in Mofras Bottom 50 that year, then it is an automatic token 2 point lulz to the club who bought in that dud.
May your clubs have a shit one this off season to out do Essinjection's, Carltank's and off-season hall of famers St Filledher's noble work of the past
All the worst of luck
Yes its back and yes I did steal the op from go you pups
As the commissioner of this ladder i will open it up to the floggos.
So have at people
Incidents:
- Rockcliff brags about ending his dry streak - 2 points
- Swan takes drugs - 4 points
- Hawfies signing Vickery - 2 points
- Boomers kids bandwagon - 2 points
- Grundy and Tippett have a punch up post gf - 4 points
- Tom Mitchell is a drunk - 2 points
- Lions get fined for not informing ASADA - 2 points
- Essendon Failing appeal - 8 points
- St Kilda's shitty membership slogan - 2 points
- Hawks trade out a club legend for half a pack of chips - 4 points
- Goldy puts goldmember in a ungolden place - 4 points
- James Aish can't share his umbrella - 2 points
- Hawks trade out another club legend for peanuts - 2 points
- Hawks also played funny buggers about the contracts - 2 points
- Libba plays footy in Nam, club is miffed at him - 2 points
- Cloke to the dogs - 2 points
- Vardy to the eagles- 2 points
- Crows get salty - 2 points
- Lachie Whitfield and ASADA - 4 points
- Palmer traded to the blooze - 2 points
- Pies sign Dunn - 2 points
- Ablett wants out of the gold coast - 2 points
- Carlisle's sister cant plan a wedding - 2 points
- Boomer pulls an Abe Simpson - 2 points
- Norf's new logo looks crap - 2 points
- Henderson to the Hawks - 2 points
- Clubs fined for asada breaches (Hawks, West Coast, Geelong, Pies, Essendon, Dogs and Saints) - 2 points
- Jobe returns the brownlow - 8 points
- Gubby Allen and Whitfield banned - 8 points each
- Freo's Johnson investigated for assult as well as having his johnson out - 8 points
- Oliver busted for drink driving - 4 points
- Melbourne has a bad clash kit - 2 points
- Shane Yarran charged with assult - 8 points
- Essendon post 10 million dollar loss - 4 points
- Essendon sign green - 2 points
- Heriter does Heriter things - 4 points
- Pies getting Mayne - 2 points
- Dogs fail to spell English - 2 points
- Port Player crashes car - 4 points
- Saints have cringeworthy songs on their website - 2 points
- Freo Stage a #Dockxit from Fremantle - 4 points
- Shane Yarran arrested again - 8 points
- Harley Bennell's car impounded - 4 points
- Dunstan is drunk - 2 points
- Chris Yarrarn relseased - 4 points
- Petrie to Eagles - 2 points
- Richmond dish out free sponsorship - 2 points
- Harry O'Brien is, was and forever will be a w***er - Infinite points
- West Coast get Petrie - 2 ponts
- Norf get Marley Williams - 2 points
- Cats get Black - 2 points
- Blues get Smedts - 2 points
- Freo players go to beiber concert - 4 points
- Selwood speeds - 8 points
- SA Clubs ditch SANFL - 4 points
- Port ****ing up china deal in so many ways - 16 points
- Hardwick is still a crap coach - 2 points
- Swanny goes on im a celebrity - 2 points
- Buddy is a fatty - 2 points
- Essendon are now a HBO tv show - 8 points
- Goddard gives Mike Fitzpatrick crap despite Fitzpatrick tipping ess off - 4 points
- Saints love other teams still - 2 points
- Hodge gets suspended - 4 points
- DeGoey and his dog and a party - 8 points
- Stringer ditches his wife and kids - 4 points
- Hawks operate pokies without a licence - 4 points
Ladder:
U.S.A. - Infinite points
Harry O - Infinite points
Freo - 36 points
Essendon - 36 points
Chairman Koch's venture into china - 24 points
Hawthorn - 22 points
Collingwood - 22 points
GWS - 20 points
Bathwater - 12 points
Cats - 12 points
Norf - 12 points
Saints - 12 points
Dees - 10 points
Tuggers - 8 points
West Coke - 8 points
Colas - 8 points
Camry crows - 6 points
Brisbane - 4 points
Carlton - 4 points
Gold Coke - 2 points
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