Official “2006 Collingwood excuse thread”. Start posting.

[Cyclops]

Our main excuse this year is we don't get to play Carlton 22 times.

 

[Stan8888]

Our main excuse this year is we don't get to play Carlton 22 times.

Good old Carlton, a punch line for anything

 

[morgoth]

But we have money in the bank.

Something you can not claim Parrot.

 

[The Fireman]

But we have money in the bank.

Something you can not claim Parrot.

Parrot is incapable of claiming anything, he simply squawks garbage

 

[Daicosian Didak]

The same.

...and how many there?

 

[Helix]

No, you exagerate

You're hillarious. I exagerate on matters pertaining to the salary cap. That is gold. If I exagerated about anything, it was that one Cloke was plenty. perhaps you agree that one is in fact too many.

 

[parrot]

If only Didak didn’t handbreak when running with the flight of the ball, 15m out from goal in the last quarter.

 

[Lensen]

If only Didak didn’t handbreak when running with the flight of the ball, 15m out from goal in the last quarter.

If only we werent' playing the team that's probably going to be in the grand final at the very least, and if only Rocca and Tarrant were effective up forward, and if only Clement didn't get injured.

Nothing to lose sleep over yet. Lose next week, then maybe. But based on that, there's no reason to think we'll not be in and around the finals.

 

[The Majestic]

Collingwood supporters, a question , how many more dumb supporters do you have in your ranks like this piece of work ?
Next time you guys come up with the excuse of jealousy when your side is bagged, remember this bloke.

What a scary thought.

 

[parrot]

Apparently Tarrant injured his wrist in the last 1/4. A decent excuse?