Official Club Stuff Official Bay 13 Club Champion Awards

[Stan_Darsh72]

go you pups dont have a speech that is too long ok

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I remember when I was the only just about the only female pounding away on the Bay..look at the abundance of award winning Vag now
Morganashlee
Allikat
MEB_
Kabanna
Me
And Jazny
Take a bow ladies..that's high quality Vag right there

and all of you are better then sam lane

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I remember when I was the only just about the only female pounding away on the Bay..look at the abundance of award winning Vag now
Morganashlee
Allikat
MEB_
Kabanna
Me
And Jazny s:
Take a bow ladies..that's high quality Vag right there

Sistaahhhhsss are doing it for themselves

 

[Bodicifer]

The Footiscray Bulldogs Club Champione


So now we come to the final frontier Jean Claude Vas Deferens. No not on the Starship Enterprise you V-plate ****en nerds; the last team of the competition alphabetically the Western Bulldogs Jean Claude Vas Deferens. And Wowee what a year from them it was! I’ll be the first to admit that I tipped them for bottom 4, but Luke Drink’s delicious game style has propelled them into the upper echelon of teams for 2015 like a Cytherea squirt whilst bringing out their fans from the woodwork Jean Claude Vas Deferens. And though some watched from the sidelines whilst they creepily stroked a lock of Bontempelli’s freshly chopped hair purchased from a Footiscray online auction to help fund a personal dietician for Jarrod Grant, the ones that did contribute to our board were generally of a high standard Jean Claude Vas Deferens.

From shitting down your throat to deal haters to the infamous Bottom 50 to the drinking of bathwater, overall it’s been a pretty big year Jean Claude Vas Deferens, probably typified by the arrival of “The Package”. And though most of us would prefer not to have boydogs's wedding tackle all up in our grill, but sometimes you have to take the good with the bad if the good means boydogs didn’t make many threads about the contents of James Brayshaw’s waste paper basket and septic tank Jean Claude Vas Deferens.

Now let’s have a look at their poster’s performances through my GoPro which I totally don’t use to film you sleeping from the tree outside of your window Jean Claude Vas Deferens.


3rd Place

Bodicifer – Spirit Player: Caleb Daniel

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"Wow, your helmet is so big..."

Another solid year from Bodi, and by solid I mean the consistency of my boner when I look at his Kate Upton aviator. Back in 5. Okay 3. Probably 2.


2nd Place:


go you pups – Spirit Player: Easton Wood

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TL;DR


1st Place:

Mofra – Spirit Player: Jake Stringer


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Despite being replaced by a more photogenic pilot, the original and the best pretend-captain still smashed it out of the park again this season. Kinda like Shawt without the cowboy boots and first edition of Catch 22, Mofra’s post flow like beer in Aspen, right into out eyeballs and dripping from our chins and onto our breasts. Back in 5…

But seriously another great year and a key reason as to what makes our board so great. A true gentleman and a scholar. Top Notch


The Tom Boyd Medal for Bravery in the Face of So Many Many Haters goes to:

Ant_ for his incredible ventriloquist performances on the Flogcast. It takes great bravery to go elbow deep into Dan and Cooksen at the same time.


The charcoalchicken Award for Extreme Duncery and Time to GTFO! goes to:

King Bont – GTF back to the main board! ****en blow ins - see mods this is what happens when you "move threads" campaigners.



Piece out, Bender_ (look Dan I tagged myself again)

Jean Claude Vas Deferens


*drops mic*

Gold...I feel so privileged, I'm tabling an acceptance speech for the prestigious award

 

[Double the Fist]

Great work, Bender.

That guest host was really good and he should totally get a quill.

I thought the guest host was a total campaignerhead.

 

[Double the Fist]

Sistaahhhhsss are doing it for themselves

They have to.




They won't let me do it for them....

 

[Kabanna]

I remember when I was the only just about the only female pounding away on the Bay..look at the abundance of award winning Vag now
Morganashlee
Allikat
MEB_
Kabanna
Me
And Jazny
Take a bow ladies..that's high quality Vag right there

Glad to be of service!

 

[go you pups]

inb4tl;dr

Honoured to come 2nd to the great man cheers Bender_ and mods

Shout out to David Schwarz who had a great year also

Lol at King Bont

 

[A Cut Above]

I remember when I was the only just about the only female pounding away on the Bay..look at the abundance of award winning Vag now
Morganashlee
Allikat
MEB_
Kabanna
Me
And Jazny
Take a bow ladies..that's high quality Vag right there

Terror Squad Vag Squad

Also you forgot sexy blue girl.

 

[Morganashlee]

So every female bay poster places in their top 3 apart from Subaru? Seems about right.

 

[JoseMourinho]

So every female bay poster places in their top 3 apart from Subaru? Seems about right.

Nope, it is sexism and it must be stopped.

 

[Probitas_]

Nope, it is sexism and it must be stopped.

Let's take it to the SRP board where it'll get the support it deserves!

 

[Bender_]

Nope, it is sexism and it must be stopped.

How do you think you got there?

 

[JoseMourinho]

How do you think you got there?

Pure pity.

 

[Bender_]

Pure pity.

Don't be down, that's like 90% of the reasons I've ever got laid.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Don't be down, that's like 90% of the reasons I've ever got laid.

I'm not being down. The last posts in here were not serious

 

[Starburns_]

Interesting my spirit player is noted for an unplanned pregnancy...

Out!

I remember when I was the only just about the only female pounding away on the Bay..look at the abundance of award winning Vag now
Morganashlee
Allikat
MEB_
Kabanna
Me
And Jazny
Take a bow ladies..that's high quality Vag right there

Actually Subaru was here first. So instead of blazing a trail, you went even further by redeeming your gender's reputation around here.

 

[A Cut Above]

No conversation on female Bay13 posters is complete without mentioning Sooz.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Now thats just creepy and nasty.

I now feel sorry for a scott brother

 

[go you pups]

No conversation on female Bay13 posters is complete without mentioning Sooz.

Looks like she's about to nipple-cripple him

Poor Bwad

 

[Plugger35]

Looks like she's about to nipple-cripple him

Poor Bwad

He seems to be enjoying it.

 

[go you pups]

He seems to be enjoying it.

Thoughts on this one Welcher?

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

I wonder if this photo was taken before or after they'd pissed on one another in the shower.

 

[Starburns_]

I am amazed by how many people are seeing that pic for the first time, it'd be close to the most widely circulated one of her.

 

[Yidaki]

I am amazed by how many people are seeing that pic for the first time, it'd be close to the most widely circulated one of her.

First time for me.

Seconds cousins right?