Roast Opposition Banter Thread: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

I understand your stance on this matter, not easy watching your club continuously r*ped since '64

No no no no. He meant about the time some of the Collingwood lads went to town on a 16 year old. He wasn't making a correlation between premiership success and rape.

...Which is what you just did

Uh oh. Perpetuation of stereotypes!

 

[PieBeast]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

No no no no. He meant about the time some of the Collingwood lads went to town on a 16 year old. He wasn't making a correlation between premiership success and rape.

...Which is what you just did

Uh oh. Perpetuation of stereotypes!

I know exactly what he meant, it was just a comment about the obvious spiteful tone in his post.
By the way my comment was a lot closer to the truth than his.

So yeah. Perpetuation of stereotypes!

 

[Big Kahuna Boot]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Would it be fair to say the Dees are trying to emulate St Kilda's boring, uninspired, flooding game plan minus the forward press?

..given their current situation, i think it's all they can do.. ..dee's do like to let other teams employ their fwd press cos dee's seem to like to reload off halfback.. ..you guys perfect the fwd press last year, and they barely lost and drew with you twice..

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

I know exactly what he meant, it was just a comment about the obvious spiteful tone in his post.
By the way my comment was a lot closer to the truth than his.

So yeah. Perpetuation of stereotypes!

I don't think he was being spiteful. Do you really think he was? I thought it was pretty rational and succinct

 

[Duritz]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Liked Jack Watts' game last night, especially that first quarter. Loved how he turned it into a game of kick to kick with the opposition.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Liked Jack Watts' game last night, especially that first quarter. Loved how he turned it into a game of kick to kick with the opposition.

So you're saying Carlton players kicked it to him? Wow, Carlton must really rate him highly if they can't help but kick the ball to him in a game of "kick to kick". I think they are of the same mindset as us, they see the potential he has & want to be able to say one day: "I was privileged enough to kick the ball to Jack Watts, we weren't on the same team but I had to do it."

 

[Duritz]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

So you're saying Carlton players kicked it to him? Wow, Carlton must really rate him highly if they can't help but kick the ball to him in a game of "kick to kick". I think as we do they see the potential he has & want to be able to say one day: "I was privileged enough to kick the ball to Jack Watts, we weren't on the same team but I had to do it."

Yes, yes that's it.... It was a real showcase of skills, that first quarter. I think the old dark navy's were confused by the distinct lack of old dark navy's out there.

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

So you're saying Carlton players kicked it to him? Wow, Carlton must really rate him highly if they can't help but kick the ball to him in a game of "kick to kick". I think they are of the same mindset as us, they see the potential he has & want to be able to say one day: "I was privileged enough to kick the ball to Jack Watts, we weren't on the same team but I had to do it."

Is that the same thing as dancing with your sister?

Or maybe taking a slash in the shower?

 

[MightyHawks]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Correct. Although brief, Brock McClown looked silly in his sky blue jimmy jams...

Not True. We are trying to emulate Collingwood’s premiership football minus the gang rape...

Does anyone think that illicit drugs damage the football brand in general? No, wait, even better; society?

No no no no. He meant about the time some of the Collingwood lads went to town on a 16 year old. He wasn't making a correlation between premiership success and rape.

...Which is what you just did

Uh oh. Perpetuation of stereotypes!

So you're saying Carlton players kicked it to him? Wow, Carlton must really rate him highly if they can't help but kick the ball to him in a game of "kick to kick". I think they are of the same mindset as us, they see the potential he has & want to be able to say one day: "I was privileged enough to kick the ball to Jack Watts, we weren't on the same team but I had to do it."

Is that the same thing as dancing with your sister?

Or maybe taking a slash in the shower?

Good to see some passion on this board.

Thought you'd all be booking ski trips...

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Liked Jack Watts' game last night, especially that first quarter. Loved how he turned it into a game of kick to kick with the opposition.

If you liked that you should have paid more attention to the rest of the team

Champagne comedy from some of the other boys

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Good to see some passion on this board.

Thought you'd all be booking ski trips...

Wait wait wait wait. I can do this.

Ski. Snow. Powder. Coke. Cocaine. Sniffing cocaine off a hookers rack.

Trip. Tripping. Passing out. Being found by the cops in your car. (That one was a little easier)

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you're alright man

 

[MightyHawks]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Wait wait wait wait. I can do this.

Ski. Snow. Powder. Coke. Cocaine. Sniffing cocaine off a hookers rack.

Trip. Tripping. Passing out. Being found by the cops in your car. (That one was a little easier)

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you're alright man

More... More...

I don't really believe you are a Demons supporter, so much passion, charm & wit.

You were probably one of the few who voted against the merger.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Good to see some passion on this board.

Thought you'd all be booking ski trips...

Oh no he didn't!

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

More... More...

I don't really believe you are a Demons supporter, so much passion, charm & wit.

You were probably one of the few who voted against the merger.

I tried to vote. But I think the filled out the ballot paper wrong

 

[BigSexc]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Go Tigers!

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

I think it would be better for everyone involved if they changed the P in Punt Road Oval to the letter C.

...Cause of the traffic

 

[BigSexc]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

I think it would be better for everyone involved if they changed the P in Punt Road Oval to the letter C.

...Cause of the traffic

i'd rather they changed the P in your mums name to a C

 

[Duritz]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

I think it would be better for everyone involved if they changed the R in Punt Road Oval to the letter C.

...Cause of the traffic

Punt Coad Oval?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

This is going well , five pages in & the only ones to do any quality work are MFC supporters.

But I guess that's to be expected considering with whom we have delt with so far.

 

[Duritz]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

This is going well , five pages in & the only ones to do any quality work are MFC supporters.

But I guess that's to be expected considering with whom we have delt with so far.

One must test the temperature with one's toes, before leaping into the lake of fire, CA.

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

This is going well , five pages in & the only ones to do any quality work are MFC supporters.

But I guess that's to be expected considering with whom we have delt with so far.

CA. Love your work, I really do. But maybe you'll wanna go back to the OP and check out any grammatical issues that might pop out. Specifically ones that are written in bold, are underlined and have a reddish font.

We don't want people to think we're idiots you know

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

i'd rather they changed the P in your mums name to a C

I don't have a Mum, my Dad and I share yours.

Ooooooh burn

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

Punt Coad Oval?

Punt Choad Oval?

 

[Duritz]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

That Russell Robertson... you guys must be immensely proud of him, yeah? I mean, his last year of footy was not at all selfish, he didn't just try to take mark of the year all game, not at all. Plus, he's such a good singer.

 

[CaptainDavey]

Re: Caveat Emptor - Welcome to the lake of fire, happy fishing

That Russell Robertson... you guys must be immensely proud of him, yeah? I mean, his last year of footy was not at all selfish, he didn't just try to take mark of the year all game, not at all. Plus, he's such a good singer.

Clearly he can sing better than Albert Proud can rap