No Oppo Supporters Opposition posters say the strangest things - Carlton posters ONLY

[Aphrodite]

Classic from years ago






With the EOFYS, time to upgrade those Microwaves Ferals, plenty of bargains around!

 

[Aphrodite]

From a well know troll in the Carlton v Richmond Preview thread on the Punt Rd Ferals Board

Same well known troll

blooze gimps giving lectures on umpiring

infringe lmao

most of the time its a soft free that insnt there

we all know you need afl and umpire help to break your duck

 

[JoeyPBLUES]

Same well known troll

Yep. They know better than anyone.

 

[Aphrodite]

Yep. They know better than anyone.

Punt Rd Ferals

 

[JoeyPBLUES]

Punt Rd Ferals

Ahh well, back to rattling tins for them now

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

From the Tigers board.

You should be happy you're gonna get sucked off to a flag just like the pies

 

[agro]

Have they evolved opposable thumbs yet?

 

[jj1978]

There isn’t a truck big enough for the chicken manure/giblets.




Or a microwave big enough to melt all the memberships.

Maybe that's why they've all disappeared from BigFooty. They're putting their collective minds together and resources and building a giant microwave as we speak. ETA 5670AD (when they just buy one from Amazon using their membership money).

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

From a Pies fan on the main board. Make no mistake about it there are rattled big time.

Agree flags are the ultimate measure but Carlton supporters problem is you have to play with other measures to stay in the discussion.

For younger Carlon supporters, and here i am thinking the 50 year olds and younger, its pretty well a straight out conclusion. It has sucked to follow the Blues. It was an unfortunate choice. The 5 spoons in 20 something years. Something akin to the last couple of decades of Fitzroy or South before their demise except those 2 were not as proficient at picking up spoons even in their death throes. Supporting an irrelevent club has demoralised the under 50 baggars.

For the older types they have something to lean back on. Like an old couch with pointy springs sticking into your bum its become less and less comfortable. The wasted decades of support have left most old baggar mates of mine shells of their once arrogant selves.

Face it, even a Pie like me , born in 1960, wouldnt dream of swapping the ride Pie supporters have had compared to the Blues over my lifetime. For a lot of time i was envious of your ride but thats long gone.

Equal on flags yes but give me contention and relevency over becoming hang dogs anyday. Perhaps the most beautiful thing has been the combined overflowing joy of Carlton becoming a Fitzroy/ South imitation while we remain the biggest team in the land. I love the karma bus

 

[Aphrodite]

From a Pies fan on the main board. Make no mistake about it there are rattled big time.

Which happens to be a Pies Mod

 

[agro]

I love the contention and relevancy of 1964, 1966, 1970, 1977, 1979, 1980, 1981, 2002, 2003, 2011, 2018.

 

[Les Grossman playaaaa]

I love the contention and relevancy of 1964, 1966, 1970, 1977, 1979, 1980, 1981, 2002, 2003, 2011, 2018.

As well as their 100th, 125th and 150th anniversary matches..........




and for good measure we can throw in the Millennium match.

 

[RPCB]

So basically the only thing they get get us on are “wooden spoons”? A thing that doesn’t actually exist.

 

[Aphrodite]

From the Filth Board

I ****n hate Voss. The way the flog carried on against Burns in the 02 GF and now looking at his fat, ginger head in that shit stain club polo on TV all the time just inflames it

 

[JoeyPBLUES]

From the Filth Board

Hmmmm is that the same Burns that wanted to play tough and then learnt real quick there’s no playing tough with Vossy? I think it is …

 

[agro]

So basically the only thing they get get us on are “wooden spoons”? A thing that doesn’t actually exist.

But they’ve turned losing Grand Finals into an art form - and mask there chronic big game chocking as being in contention and relavant.

 

[Rustica]

Freo are pathetic

Won by 1 point against 3 quarters of witches hats



Cope from the Swans supporters

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Freo are pathetic

Won by 1 point against 3 quarters of witches hats



Cope from the Swans supporters

Wow, good to see it isn't just our wins that are completely without merit. I forgot what it was like to be young and entitled in thinking that your team could win every game if they tried.

Mind you, it was kind of true in my early days as a Blues supporter.

 

[RPCB]

Freo are pathetic

Won by 1 point against 3 quarters of witches hats



Cope from the Swans supporters

This is a supporter group that boos their team any time they go 3 goals behind at any stage of a game. Such an entitled fanbase.

 

[SurreyBlue]

This is a supporter group that boos their team any time they go 3 goals behind at any stage of a game. Such an entitled fanbase.

Damn, I thought you were talking about Geelong until I read the previous posts.

 

[katmanblue]

This beauty from the Carringbush Reddit:

Carlton’s success fills me with existential dread.

Almost three decades have passed since C*rlton’s last (and record-setting) flag. At the time, Collingwood was a bankrupt, middling club with 14 flags under its belt and not much else ahead of it.

However, in the 30 years since, the tables have turned. While C*rlt*n was exposed for cheating the salary cap and subsequently found itself going through successive wooden spoons and mediocre coaches, Collingwood studied the blade.

We clawed, scrapped, and fought our way to success. We did battle with the evil spirits, narrowly lost prelims and grand finals, drew with St Kilda on the last day in September, and finally (FINALLY) won our record-equally 16th premiership in September last year.

And yet, the idea that we could work so hard to win our 16th, and then C**lt*n just miraculously has its best season since the Keating government to suddenly claim its 17th flag is terrifying.

Like, almost a cruel joke by the scriptwriting demiurge of the AFL.

I swear, if C****on overtake us to win their 17th flag, I’ll start adopting the same annoying excuse peddled by interstate fans. “NO NO NO NO, PREMIERSHIPS BEFORE 1990 DONT HECKING COUNT. THEREFORE WE STILL HAVE 1 MOAR PREMIERSHIP THAN YOUSE! REEEEEE”.

I’m just being delusional, right?

Someone please reassure me that we’re better than that C******. That we can get to 17 first, because I just have a funny feeling that the scriptwriters have got it in for us this season.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

This beauty from the Carringbush Reddit:

I'm hoping this person is deeply depressed come the last Saturday in September.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

This beauty from the Carringbush Reddit:

Would be even better if we win 2-3 before they get their next.

 

[MITSUHIRATO]

This pearler from the Hawthorn board after seeing Diesel being interviewed by “Roaming Brian” following our win vs Cats … someone should tell him he’s been at the club as a director since Voss was there

Diesel Williams down in the rooms- guess he’s jumped on the bandwagon

 

[SurreyBlue]

Opposition supporters …… I mean seriously, they love listening to the Watson’s in the media. Enough side.