Roast Our Mods have been slacking off

[Silvagnis]

How does this muppet sneak past HBF(the very next post) with his digs at Yarran's fitness and laughing at Warnock's expense?

This thread has got some way off track! Anyway I had to laugh when one of the Carlton supporters tried to say the Tigers don't play contested footy, only for someone to point out we had the second most contested possessions last year. Very funny.

There was something about our drafting record as well but I got distracted reading the other thread on your board where all the Carlton supporters are complaining that your first pick in the draft can't run around Prinny Park in 15 minutes.. my younger sister runs it faster than that! Seriously.. Hilarious stuff...

I also love the thread about your new superstar ruckman (who couldn't get a game ahead of Seaby in the WAFL), who is now injured so won't have a preseason and so his year is probably ruined.

Gee it's all looking great for the Blues this year!! Anyway, back to the Tigers board. See you in Round One. Go Tigers.

Any mods shouldn't have agreed to be a moderator in the first place if they can't take their "volunteer work" commented upon.

HTFU.

Please be kind to the lollipop ladies and don't call them fat as they help you across the road.

 

[Chism]

We were known as a board with tough,unrelenting Mods.

Similar to our club they have smashed the opposition.

Recently their has been endless trolling from opposition supporters with fewer than normal cards given, resulting in long arguments in threads on this board.

Our Mods have softened and our members are getting carded left, right and centre on opposition boards while trolls come here and let loose with no consequence

Restore our board in the same fashion as DP, Swanny,Icke and Ratts are doing at the club, by making opposition fans fearful.

Start handing out more cards to the trolls and abusive opp posters here

Have no mercy for the opposition, and make them fearful of us again in the AFL and on BF.

More cards for opposition

I feel the need to bump this now the season is very close.

The trolls are coming.

Cmon Mods

NO MERCY

 

[Alpha1]

Where have our great protectors gone? They are obviously sleeping on the job.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm here, has something been reported?

 

[Alpha1]

At last a great one has risen from his slumber.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Email is not working so reported posts aren't coming. I assume we are talking the Murphy thread? Thread closed and explanation posted.

 

[Chism]

Email is not working so reported posts aren't coming. I assume we are talking the Murphy thread? Thread closed and explanation posted.

Good work ODN

That thread needed to be in the Bay and i dont think the thread starter realised the backlash that the thread would create especially on our board!! It is even worse when the poster is hidden behind the safety of the Unlisted category.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

What I am saying though Chism is that I have no reason to believe that the poster is not a Carlton supporter, so it wouldn't belong in the Bay.

Just quietly, I know of one online Carlton supporter who IS part of our recruiting team and another who is rumoured to have got a gig elsewhere.

The only thing that would concern me is a recruiter having such loose lips when talking about player negatives.

 

[Chism]

What I am saying though Chism is that I have no reason to believe that the poster is not a Carlton supporter, so it wouldn't belong in the Bay.

Just quietly, I know of one online Carlton supporter who IS part of our recruiting team and another who is rumoured to have got a gig elsewhere.

The only thing that would concern me is a recruiter having such loose lips when talking about player negatives.

Totally agree.

 

[thylacine60]

I am a long term CFC recruiter. I believe in JR. I will not divulge my reasons. If anything happens to me I have sent a letter to...

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I watched a thylacine doco today. Damn tragic stupidity lead to the demise of a wondrous animal. I have never seen something so comprehensive about the ol' Tiger before.

 

[thylacine60]

I read one account that said the last one to die in captivity in some filthy concrete box with its pads worn down to the bone from stressful pacing, died of a broken heart. His name was Benjamin and it was at the Richmond Zoo in Hobart, 1936.

Human beings - we just have to protect the chickens. What a god awful fauna genocide.

 

[Salaryman]

It's a pity the brilliant and insightful "Murphy" thread was closed as this was some of Thy's best work:

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Captain
I have just posted my thoughts from my perspective as a recruiter.

We are a tight knit group and share notes amongst each other. I can definately say that although Murphy is a "good" player, he is not rated by recruiters as high as he once was.

Why? He is not improving at the same rate as others in his position (see names mentioned before)

I didn't realise you guys would get so emotional. I thought this was a place for serious debate?

It can be. It's even a place where pretend professional list developers can come to role play. You expected people to be impressed by your moronic chest beating. No-one cares who or what you are. Try the DT thread. There's more spoofing all over the place in there than an Elders Livestock Insemination Bank. Really.

 

[drusswaylander]

What I am saying though Chism is that I have no reason to believe that the poster is not a Carlton supporter, so it wouldn't belong in the Bay.

Just quietly, I know of one online Carlton supporter who IS part of our recruiting team and another who is rumoured to have got a gig elsewhere.

The only thing that would concern me is a recruiter having such loose lips when talking about player negatives.

You are being a bit kind ODN

One name Matt Priddis

Pointing out Murph has a kicking flaw is fair enough, but using Matty as an example of someone going past him, considering his own disposal issues is not something that should back up a claim to be a recruiter

I would have thought a recruiter would at least spend a bit of time in the drafting section of BF rather than start most of their threads in Bay 13

 

[drusswaylander]

It's a pity the brilliant and insightful "Murphy" thread was closed as this was some of Thy's best work:


Quote:
Originally Posted by The Captain
I have just posted my thoughts from my perspective as a recruiter.

We are a tight knit group and share notes amongst each other. I can definately say that although Murphy is a "good" player, he is not rated by recruiters as high as he once was.

Why? He is not improving at the same rate as others in his position (see names mentioned before)

I didn't realise you guys would get so emotional. I thought this was a place for serious debate?

It can be. It's even a place where pretend professional list developers can come to role play. You expected people to be impressed by your moronic chest beating. No-one cares who or what you are. Try the DT thread. There's more spoofing all over the place in there than an Elders Livestock Insemination Bank. Really.

Very good Gilly, I laughed

Not quite as much as I did at his OP in the Murph thread, but it was a good chuckle

I think you could be right, dreamteam is the place for a bloke who loves fantasy

 

[#1 pies]

We were known as a board with tough,unrelenting Mods.

Similar to our club they have smashed the opposition.

Recently their has been endless trolling from opposition supporters with fewer than normal cards given, resulting in long arguments in threads on this board.

Our Mods have softened and our members are getting carded left, right and centre on opposition boards while trolls come here and let loose with no consequence

Restore our board in the same fashion as DP, Swanny,Icke and Ratts are doing at the club, by making opposition fans fearful.

Start handing out more cards to the trolls and abusive opp posters here

Have no mercy for the opposition, and make them fearful of us again in the AFL and on BF.

More cards for opposition

Bullshit!
How many bloody people have your mods banned for shit-all and are no longer allowed on the carlton board?!

 

[Alpha1]

Bullshit!
How many bloody people have your mods banned for shit-all and are no longer allowed on the carlton board?!

Our mods would never ban for no reason. Show me one person who didn't deserve to be banned?.

 

[#1 pies]

Our mods would never ban for no reason. Show me one person who didn't deserve to be banned?.

Didaka, DThomas, Mental Magpie.

 

[HBF]

Bullshit!
How many bloody people have your mods banned for shit-all and are no longer allowed on the carlton board?!

I suggest you check your facts before making such statements, unless of course you want to be next!

 

[Alpha1]

Didaka, DThomas, Mental Magpie.

They would have been banned for a reason. I don't know the reason they were banned, you will have to ask the mods.

 

[sherb]

Didaka, DThomas, Mental Magpie.

I'd ban people with user names like that as well.

 

[Bee]

Bullshit!
How many bloody people have your mods banned for shit-all and are no longer allowed on the carlton board?!

All those banned from the Carlton board deserved to be.
We do not ban for no reason at all.

I suggest you learn some manners before posting in here again.

 

[celtic_pride]

Time to close the EBIAC thread about Caked faces/IE Jordan Russell ...

Too many personal insults and abuse is being directed at those fans who simply are just trying to express an opinion that we don't really rate Jordan Russell.

I expect 30yearblue to get a card/infraction for his pathetic and digusting personal attack on myself, for simply expressing my opinion that I don't rate Jordan Russell.

 

[mediumsizered]

Time to close the EBIAC thread about Caked faces/IE Jordan Russell ...

Too many personal insults and abuse is being directed at those fans who simply are just trying to express an opinion that we don't really rate Jordan Russell.

I expect 30yearblue to get a card/infraction for his pathetic and digusting personal attack on myself, for simply expressing my opinion that I don't rate Jordan Russell.

Please don't start telling us how to do our job, particularly when the insults flying in the thread in question, are not just coming from one side.

If any poster has a problem with a post/s, the post/s should be reported & we will take appropriate action, where necessary.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Start - I have been doing so for ages!