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who robbed the tampon factory?
Some bloody c#$t
apparently carl williams asked for a rowing machine in the gym coz the excersize bike was doing his head in
In contrasting rumours to dukez apparently Roberta visited him last week and said "You're getting a bit podgy Carl, surely an exercise bike wouldnt kill you."
Q. What has 26 legs and can't climb a ladder?
A. The Melbourne Storm in 2010.
umm no cos this joke actually has a different meaning ...worst rehash of a joke ever.
its about as old as the chicken crossing the road.
umm no cos this joke actually has a different meaning ...
The Melbourne Storm joke has a different meaning because they actually CANNOT recieve points and CANNOT no matter if they win games climb off the bottom of the leader whereas when the joke is said about other teams, whether it be Dockers, Eagles, Carlton or anybody the joke just means they are shi* and unlikely to win games.
Okay idiot how can you say a joke is old when the meaning of the joke only became known yesterday?
Because the punchline is exactly the same! You cannot seem to grasp the concept that just changing the teams name in the joke does not make it a completely different gag.
Eddie McGuire is walking down the stairs of the Lexus Centre with Nathan and Tania Buckley. All of a sudden Tania slips and her head gets caught between the rails. While she is there Nathan takes the opportunity to give her a good rogering. After he finishes Nathan looks at Eddie and says, "Your turn Ed". Ed looks at him and tears start to roll down his face. Nathan asks, "What's up Ed?", to which Ed replies, "I don't think my head will fit between the rails".