Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[The Half Back]

Are you Trumping PhenomenalV1's McMahon?

I’m Stone Colding Phenom’s McMahon.

This is a blatant lie. See you in court!

Kiss my ass.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Kiss my ass.

And you can póg mo thóin.

I’m Stone Colding Phenom’s McMahon.

Bud, you're not even the Joel Gertner to my Cyrus the Virus.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

OH WOW! IT'S A SPECIAL MIDNIGHT SFAEW MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT!



Yes, that's right, SFAEW is back after it's little Easter hiatus! Look, just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I won't take a few days off.




Kicking off our match announcements:





A rematch nearly a month in the making: The Filth Wizard defends his SFAEW World Championship against JT_the_Man in a Submission Match!

And just so that we don't have a no-contest like last time, not only is the match No Disqualification, pantskyle will be banned from ringside!



Speaking of title re-matches:





BRAB & Ant Bear once again defend their SFAEW Tag Team Championships against TheInjuryFactory & Test Tickle, but this time, it's a 30 Minute Iron Man Match, with the winners being the team that scores the most pinfalls, submissions, disqualifications, and count-outs in that time limit!



Speaking of Warriors posters:





SFA head honcho NaturalDisaster faces off with the rising star of SFAEW, Mister M!



Speaking of Furies posters:





Tigerturbulance makes his return to the ring against a man with a completely winless record in SFAEW, Tony Lynn 15



Speaking of winless records:





It's a battle of the permanent losers and the winless serial_thrilla takes on the equally winless Ned_Flanders! Truly a Pay-Per-View worthy matchup!



Speaking of things happening for the first time:





The Jesus takes on a mystery opponent making his SFAEW debut! Who could it be?



And in your main event:





It's The Half Back vs PhenomenalV1 in an Extreme Rules Match!

And not only is Halfy's SFAEW Intercity Championship on the line, Phenom will be putting his position as SFAEW Commissioner up for grabs!

Also this is Phenom's 100th SFA Match Celebration Match!

It's winner takes all on Saturday!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I remember when I told JT he will never step in a ring with me again.

Time to bring in Fake Wizard.

 

[GremioPower]

This concept has grown on me wildly. I had missed my first fight. The crowd already hated me then. Nice!

 

[pantskyle]

Lol banned from the ring, I'll be hiding under it.

 

[JT_the_Man]

I remember when I told JT he will never step in a ring with me again.

Time to bring in Fake Wizard.

I will take your belt.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I will take your belt.

You can take the belt off The Fake Wizard you hack.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Lol banned from the ring, I'll be hiding under it.

Bah gawd it's pantswoggle!!!

 

[Senor M]

Oi Natural Dumbarse, I’m going to kick your Dumb arse.

 

[Agent93]

A rematch nearly a month in the making: @The Filth Wizard defends his SFAEW World Championship against @JT_the_Man in a Submission Match!

Yay! JT_the_Wrestler! Wooooo!

 

[The Half Back]

Anyone got any requests for next week when I’m running this thing?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Anyone got any requests for next week when I’m running this thing?

Yeah, I challenge por_please_ya to a Tables Match.

 

[The Half Back]

Yeah, I challenge por_please_ya to a Tables Match.

Noted.

 

[por_please_ya]

Yeah, I challenge por_please_ya to a Tables Match.

It's on like Donkey Kong.

 

[PMBangers]

Anyone got any requests for next week when I’m running this thing?

Me vs Elton Johns Wig vs Barrybran vs Genghis Tron vs The Half Back vs croweater 41 in an elimination cage match, winner is declared the 'One true EKA winner'

 

[The Half Back]

Me vs Elton Johns Wig vs Barrybran vs Genghis Tron vs The Half Back vs croweater 41 in an elimination cage match, winner is declared the 'One true EKA winner'

Haha, suck shit pantskyle.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Me vs Elton Johns Wig vs Barrybran vs Genghis Tron vs The Half Back vs croweater 41 in an elimination cage match, winner is declared the 'One true EKA winner'

 

[PMBangers]

You already have a match lined up doofus

 

[Barrybran]

Me vs Elton Johns Wig vs Barrybran vs Genghis Tron vs The Half Back vs croweater 41 in an elimination cage match, winner is declared the 'One true EKA winner'

It won't be me. Pretty sure Phenom hasn't given me a win yet.

 

[serial_thrilla]

You already have a match lined up doofus

So clearly your match stipulation is a lie then.

 

[PMBangers]

So clearly your match stipulation is a lie then.

The Half Back cancel the match between serial sooker and porps, make it an EKA Winner royal rumble rather than elimination chamber

 

[pantskyle]

Haha, suck sh*t pantskyle.

It's kinda sad that you would need to fight for that knowing that even combined all past EKA winners are still below me.

 

[The Half Back]

The Half Back cancel the match between serial sooker and porps, make it an EKA Winner royal rumble rather than elimination chamber

I said next week dumbass.

 

[PMBangers]

I said next week dumbass.

he requested it for next week you melon