Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[PhenomenalV1]

Round 14 Wrap


The Injury Factory pinned serial_thrilla with the Bosstino in 0:12:14
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


Agent93 and SM defeated Tony and Coach when A93 pinned Tony with the Five Star Hawk Splash in 0:12:01.
Sim Rating: **


Closest Approximation to an MMA Match
TigerTurbulance made The Half Back submit to an armlock hammerlock submission in 0:14:24.
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Winner Leaves SFAEW No Disqualification Match
Ned_Flanders pinned TJASTA after a small package in 0:12:40.
Sim Rating: -**
(This match becomes the third SFAEW match to receive a negative star rating from the sim)
(Ned_Flanders becomes first SFAEW wrestler to compete in multiple negative star sim rating matches)


PhenomenalV1 and Elton Johns Wig defeated Barrybran and GWS Goose when Elton pinned Barry with a Spear in 0:06:13.
Sim Rating: ** 1/2


Triple Threat Match for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship
The Filth Wizard defeated NaturalDisaster and Test Tickle when Filthy pinned ND with a small package in 0:26:45.
Sim Rating: *****
(The Filth Wizard retains the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship)
(This match becomes the ninth SFAEW match to receive a perfect 5 star rating from the sim)
(The Filth Wizard becomes the eighth SFAEW wrestler to compete in multiple 5 star sim rating matches)
(Test Tickle becomes the ninth SFAEW wrestler to compete in multiple 5 star sim rating matches)
(The Filth Wizard becomes the seventh SFAEW wrestler to compete in back-to-back 5 star sim rating matches)
(This is NaturalDisaster's first 5 star sim rating match)




Sim rating for the card: ***​

 

[The Half Back]

Halfy, you do realise that Turbo is undefeated and you have the best win-loss record of people who are banned from World Championship matches?

Don’t you dare let the truth get in the way of a good story!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

IT'S SFAEW'S PREMIER NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TOURNAMENT!


THE GROUPS FOR THE V1-CLIMAX TOURNAMENT ARE RELEASED!



Via a complex method of match quality, win-loss records, barrings from competing for the belt, holding other championships, and a secret algorithm, we here at SFAEW are proud to announce the eight wrestlers who'll be entering the V1-Climax Tournament!

Over the next few weeks (starting tomorrow), two groups of four wrestlers will compete in a round robin system, with the winners of each group facing each other in a final (fittingly held in the first week of the finals) to determine the number one contender for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship at SweetaMania!

Each match will have a 30 minute time limit.


Competing in Group A:

Tigerturbulance

Elton Johns Wig

PhenomenalV1

TheInjuryFactory


Competing in Group B:

BRAB

Ant Bear

JoshWoodenSpoon

Mister M



TABLE POSITION RULES:

2 points are gained for a win, 1 point is gained for a draw, 0 points for a loss

Ties in points will be decided by least total match time, following the logic that a shorter match is an easier win.



Round 1 (SFA Round 16) Fixtures:

Group A

Tigerturbulance vs TheInjuryFactory
Elton Johns Wig vs PhenomenalV1

Group B:

BRAB vs JoshWoodenSpoon
Ant Bear vs Mister M​

 

[The Half Back]

Besides TheInjuryFactory, this is a very bland line up.

 

[JT_the_Man]

I’m sure I’d win this if I wasn’t already a champion.

 

[serial_thrilla]

IT'S SFAEW'S PREMIER NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TOURNAMENT!


THE GROUPS FOR THE V1-CLIMAX TOURNAMENT ARE RELEASED!



Via a complex method of match quality, win-loss records, barrings from competing for the belt, holding other championships, and a secret algorithm, we here at SFAEW are proud to announce the eight wrestlers who'll be entering the V1-Climax Tournament!

Over the next few weeks (starting tomorrow), two groups of four wrestlers will compete in a round robin system, with the winners of each group facing each other in a final (fittingly held in the first week of the finals) to determine the number one contender for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship at SweetaMania!

Each match will have a 30 minute time limit.


Competing in Group A:

Tigerturbulance

Elton Johns Wig

PhenomenalV1

TheInjuryFactory


Competing in Group B:

BRAB

Ant Bear

JoshWoodenSpoon

Mister M



TABLE POSITION RULES:

2 points are gained for a win, 1 point is gained for a draw, 0 points for a loss

Ties in points will be decided by least total match time, following the logic that a shorter match is an easier win.



Round 1 (SFA Round 16) Fixtures:

Group A

Tigerturbulance vs TheInjuryFactory
Elton Johns Wig vs PhenomenalV1

Group B:

BRAB vs JoshWoodenSpoon
Ant Bear vs Mister M​

And here it is: SFAEW's Monday Night Velocity lineup.

Nice of you to give some of these jobbers a bit of airtime, mate.

 

[PMBangers]

And here it is: SFAEW's Monday Night Velocity lineup.

Nice of you to give some of these jobbers a bit of airtime, mate.

It's like the little-persons royal rumble they hosted once

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I'm here with the belt TheInjuryFactory

try and get it

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'm here with the belt TheInjuryFactory

try and get it

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I look forward to wearing that belt as a belt for my belt.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'm here with the belt TheInjuryFactory

try and get it

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It's funny that you have Big Show as your wrestler persona, when your entire SFAEW moveset and build is based off Brock Lesnar.

 

[PMBangers]

It's funny that you have Big Show as your wrestler persona, when your entire SFAEW moveset and build is based off Brock Lesnar.

245kg of the BEAST, TIGER (slight pause) TURBULANCE

 

[PhenomenalV1]

245kg of the BEAST, TIGER (slight pause) TURBULANCE

You're based off Toru Yano btw.

 

[PMBangers]

You're based off Toru Yano btw.

I have no clue about NJPW so not sure if this is a good thing, I'm far more Hornswoggle imo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I have no clue about NJPW so not sure if this is a good thing, I'm far more Hornswoggle imo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

In fact, to give everyone the (mostly) full list of who their SFAEW movesets are (mostly) taken from:

The Filth Wizard = Triple H
pantskyle = Kane
PhenomenalV1 = Matt Hardy
Tigerturbulance = Brock Lesnar
haydo = Rey Mysterio
TheInjuryFactory = Tetsuya Naito
PMBangers = Toru Yano
Elton Johns Wig = Edge
JT_the_Man = Bobby Lashley
BRAB = Kota Ibushi
Ant Bear = Kurt Angle
The Half Back = "Hangman" Adam Page
Mister M = Kenny Omega
JoshWoodenSpoon = John Cena
Antonio BlueVein = Randy Orton
serial_thrilla = Samoa Joe
Test Tickle = Chris Jericho
Tonga Bob = Miro
NaturalDisaster = Seth Rollins
The Jesus = The Rock
TheCoach16 = Sting
Tony Lynn 15 = "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan
SweetD = Kazuchika Okada
Agent93 = Hiroshi Tanahashi
TJASTA = Xavier Woods
Ned_Flanders = Kofi Kingston
Pugsley = Joey Janela
por_please_ya = Riho
Wosh = Chyna
fitzroybowiedog = Cody Rhodes
Hatchy1992 = Darby Allin
AceAndy = Shane McMahon


There's more, but I assigned all the movesets months ago. Also I didn't write down who was who, so this is all off memory

 

[PMBangers]

As long as No one else got Finn Balor I'm happy

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

In fact, to give everyone the (mostly) full list of who their SFAEW movesets are (mostly) taken from:

The Filth Wizard = Triple H
pantskyle = Kane
PhenomenalV1 = Matt Hardy
Tigerturbulance = Brock Lesnar
haydo = Rey Mysterio
TheInjuryFactory = Tetsuya Naito
PMBangers = Toru Yano
Elton Johns Wig = Edge
JT_the_Man = Bobby Lashley
BRAB = Kota Ibushi
Ant Bear = Kurt Angle
The Half Back = "Hangman" Adam Page
Mister M = Kenny Omega
JoshWoodenSpoon = John Cena
Antonio BlueVein = Randy Orton
serial_thrilla = Samoa Joe
Test Tickle = Chris Jericho
Tonga Bob = Miro
NaturalDisaster = Seth Rollins
The Jesus = The Rock
TheCoach16 = Sting
Tony Lynn 15 = "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan
SweetD = Kazuchika Okada
Agent93 = Hiroshi Tanahashi
TJASTA = Xavier Woods
Ned_Flanders = Kofi Kingston
Pugsley = Joey Janela
por_please_ya = Riho
Wosh = Chyna
fitzroybowiedog = Cody Rhodes
Hatchy1992 = Darby Allin
AceAndy = Shane McMahon


There's more, but I assigned all the movesets months ago. Also I didn't write down who was who, so this is all off memory

If I had a choice, on pure love of the bloke, I'd go Cactus Jack/Dude Love/Mankind/Mick Foley

Man I loved that guy.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

IT'S SFAEW'S PREMIER NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TOURNAMENT!


THE GROUPS FOR THE V1-CLIMAX TOURNAMENT ARE RELEASED!



Via a complex method of match quality, win-loss records, barrings from competing for the belt, holding other championships, and a secret algorithm, we here at SFAEW are proud to announce the eight wrestlers who'll be entering the V1-Climax Tournament!

Over the next few weeks (starting tomorrow), two groups of four wrestlers will compete in a round robin system, with the winners of each group facing each other in a final (fittingly held in the first week of the finals) to determine the number one contender for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship at SweetaMania!

Each match will have a 30 minute time limit.


Competing in Group A:

Tigerturbulance

Elton Johns Wig

PhenomenalV1

TheInjuryFactory


Competing in Group B:

BRAB

Ant Bear

JoshWoodenSpoon

Mister M



TABLE POSITION RULES:

2 points are gained for a win, 1 point is gained for a draw, 0 points for a loss

Ties in points will be decided by least total match time, following the logic that a shorter match is an easier win.



Round 1 (SFA Round 16) Fixtures:

Group A

Tigerturbulance vs TheInjuryFactory
Elton Johns Wig vs PhenomenalV1

Group B:

BRAB vs JoshWoodenSpoon
Ant Bear vs Mister M​

Group A Clearly the Group of death.

Group B looks soft as butter.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Having pantskyle as Kane is just great.

 

[Senor M]

In fact, to give everyone the (mostly) full list of who their SFAEW movesets are (mostly) taken from:

The Filth Wizard = Triple H
pantskyle = Kane
PhenomenalV1 = Matt Hardy
Tigerturbulance = Brock Lesnar
haydo = Rey Mysterio
TheInjuryFactory = Tetsuya Naito
PMBangers = Toru Yano
Elton Johns Wig = Edge
JT_the_Man = Bobby Lashley
BRAB = Kota Ibushi
Ant Bear = Kurt Angle
The Half Back = "Hangman" Adam Page
Mister M = Kenny Omega
JoshWoodenSpoon = John Cena
Antonio BlueVein = Randy Orton
serial_thrilla = Samoa Joe
Test Tickle = Chris Jericho
Tonga Bob = Miro
NaturalDisaster = Seth Rollins
The Jesus = The Rock
TheCoach16 = Sting
Tony Lynn 15 = "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan
SweetD = Kazuchika Okada
Agent93 = Hiroshi Tanahashi
TJASTA = Xavier Woods
Ned_Flanders = Kofi Kingston
Pugsley = Joey Janela
por_please_ya = Riho
Wosh = Chyna
fitzroybowiedog = Cody Rhodes
Hatchy1992 = Darby Allin
AceAndy = Shane McMahon


There's more, but I assigned all the movesets months ago. Also I didn't write down who was who, so this is all off memory

 

[The Half Back]

Adam Page? no wonder I fell off a cliff rapidly.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

SURPRISE, WE'RE DOING THE FIRST ROUND OF THE V1-CLIMAX EARLY!




Kicking us off tonight:





#TeamPhelton Implodes!

PhenomenalV1 takes on Elton Johns Wig in the opening match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 misses Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
There are lots of chants for PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig nods at PhenomenalV1 and lies down.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

The winner is PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:00:30

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:






Tigerturbulance clashes with TheInjuryFactory!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Injury Factory punches TigerTurbulance.
The chants for The Injury Factory are deafening.
TigerTurbulance chops The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance chops The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance further incites the crowd.
TigerTurbulance chops The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory performs a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory launches TigerTurbulance across the ring with a release dragon suplex.
The crowd is giving The Injury Factory a standing ovation.
The Injury Factory uses a swinging DDT on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory attempts a flying dropkick, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits a koppo kick on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory puts TigerTurbulance in the Koji clutch.
TigerTurbulance breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance uses a kneelift on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance nails The Injury Factory with a release German suplex.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory performs an inverted atomic drop against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory gets a leg scissors cross kneelock on TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
The Injury Factory does the Tranquilo pose.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance nails The Injury Factory with a lariat.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory gives him a dropkick to the knee, but TigerTurbulance doesn't sell it.
The Injury Factory performs a kneebreaker against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory goes for a swinging DDT, but TigerTurbulance throws him off.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory gives him a reverse neckbreaker, but TigerTurbulance only stares at him.
The Injury Factory gives him a facerake, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
The Injury Factory hits a swinging neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory puts TigerTurbulance in a figure-four leglock.
TigerTurbulance reaches the ropes after 7 seconds.
The Injury Factory gives him a hiptoss, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on The Injury Factory.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance executes a mounted punch against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory and TigerTurbulance get hit with a double clothesline.
The Injury Factory executes an elbowsmash against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits a lariat on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance nails The Injury Factory with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance locks The Injury Factory in an armlock hammerlock submission.
The Injury Factory makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
TigerTurbulance takes The Injury Factory down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance puts The Injury Factory in an armlock hammerlock submission.
The Injury Factory inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits The Injury Factory with a kick.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance takes The Injury Factory down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance attempts a guillotine choke, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory uses a reverse neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory hits a facerake on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory uses a flying dropkick on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory goes for a twisting moonsault, but TigerTurbulance rolls out of the way.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory uses an inverted atomic drop on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
TigerTurbulance executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory gives him a koppo kick, but TigerTurbulance no-sells it.
The Injury Factory uses a koppo kick on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory attempts an enzuigiri, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
TigerTurbulance further incites the crowd.
TigerTurbulance gets an armlock hammerlock submission on The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Injury Factory is inching his way towards the ropes.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 32 seconds.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.