Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[Itsmyshow]

Do I need to reiterate this:

You'll do what I say, when I say it.


Please.

 

[Chief]

I can't think of a gimmick that isn't problematic.

 

[Pugsley]

I can't think of a gimmick that isn't problematic.

I am appalled....at myself.

 

[Metalcrusher]

PhenononomonomIamnotananimal ....

In.

 

[VainGlorious]

Im in the best shape of my life this is right up my alley
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I can show you how to crop the photo on your phone so it looks a little more aesthetically pleasing and professional.

If it can't be done in 10 seconds on snapchat I have no interest in doing it

 

[Supersuns]

I can show you how to crop the photo on your phone so it looks a little more aesthetically pleasing and professional.

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Ive never once had anything to do with the words aesthetically pleasing or professional in my life. Don't think that's going to change mate

 

[Chief]

I'm waiting. Taking on all comers.

 

[VainGlorious]

I'm waiting. Taking on all comers.

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You’ve lost weight.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I'm waiting. Taking on all comers.

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Shoosh now Eduardo. Those lap bands will tighten you up soon.

 

[haydo]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Holy simulated combat sports crossed with rudimentary theatre, Batman! It's another match announcement!

This time, we've just got the one match to announce, and it's a big one...























NaturalDisaster VS Antonio BlueVein!


It's said that the mark of a good admin is judged by their approach to sanctioning the Bombers antics. How well will the newly minted SFA head honcho ND fare against the Bomber King himself, ABV?





Current Round 1 match card as of 2/2/21

Halfy vs Hatchy
Turbo vs Ace - Turbo's Torch Match
NaturalDisaster vs BlueVein
Filthy & Pants vs Tony & Coach - No Holds Barred​

 

[VainGlorious]

Holy simulated combat sports crossed with rudimentary theatre, Batman! It's another match announcement!

This time, we've just got the one match to announce, and it's a big one...





















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NaturalDisaster VS Antonio BlueVein!


It's said that the mark of a good admin is judged by their approach to sanctioning the Bombers antics. How well will the newly minted SFA head honcho ND fare against the Bomber King himself, ABV?





Current Round 1 match card as of 2/2/21

Halfy vs Hatchy
Turbo vs Ace - Turbo's Torch Match
NaturalDisaster vs BlueVein
Filthy & Pants vs Tony & Coach - No Holds Barred​

Outstanding work, Phenom. I wish I was single again

Natural doesn’t have that problem.


Also, subscribed.

 

[The Half Back]

Ahh yes, Hatchy. The man that was so active he averaged 2.7 posts per week, including the team sheet. Instead of handing down the captaincy to a player that had down just about everything possible for the club, a top 10 games played member and (at the time) one of the only active and liked posters in the entire team, the wisdom of Hatchy decided to go in another direction which inadvertently gave the captaincy to a player in his second season, who left the league before reaching 100 SFA games. That truly was the beginning of the end for the Dragons. I'd love to say this would be the beginning of the end of Hatchy too, but he's just about at the end of the end.

PhenomenalV1 I'd like to make this a ladders match please!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

@PhenomenalV1 I'd like to make this a ladders match please!

No can do Halfy. We've already got two big gimmick matches booked, and another that's yet to be announced.

However,

I will take this into consideration, and I guarantee that you'll be part of SFAEW's first ever ladder match!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Oh my God! It's the final match announcement for round 1!

Oh yes, we've got three, count 'em, three massive matchups to close out the Round 1 card!



First up, we've got...















Ned_Flanders and TJASTA vs BRAB and Ant Bear!

Two teams of infamous infighters: can TJASTA and Ned put away their anarchic tendencies for long enough, or will the combined explosive hatred of The Unholy Alliance overwhelm them?

Also there's a spot in the first ever SFAEW Tag Team Championship match up for grabs! Nice!




Secondly...











It's a battle royale for a handful or so of posters who aren't getting a dedicated singles or tag match!

Don't worry if you don't see yourself on the poster, there's going to be at least 11 more people in the match, it's not just going to be Elton Johns Wig, haydo, The Jesus, PMBangers, Wosh, and fitzroybowiedog.





And finally...



A match two years in the making...





















Myself vs Pugsley in a Barbed Wire & Light Tubes Texas Deathmatch!


Finally we can belt each other without incurring the wrath of the SFA tribunal! And with significantly less character assassination on our parts!






So the stage is set: this Saturday, we welcome you all to the inaugural SFAEW event.

See you then!


In the mean time, cut promos on your opponents in this thread or something, IDC.




FINAL MATCH CARD ORDER FOR ROUND 1



The Half Back vs Hatchy1992
Leftovers Battle Royale
Tigerturbulance vs AceAndy - Turbo's Torch Match
Fighting Furies FFC (Ned_Flanders & TJASTA) vs The Unholy Alliance (BRAB & Ant Bear)
PhenomenalV1 vs Pugsley - Barbed Wire & Light Tubes Texas Deathmatch
NaturalDisaster vs Antonio BlueVein
The Brothers of Distortion (The Filth Wizard & Pantskyle) vs Tony Lynn 15 & TheCoach16 - No Holds Barred​

 

[haydo]

Think we should have a free for all tag match with haydo & Mrs Turbo vs Tigerturbulance & Mrs haydo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Also please vote in the thread poll.

 

[PMBangers]

Been waiting to imprint my fist on Wosh's face ever since Monday, give me my mod status you noddle head fool

also been waiting to imprint my mouth on The Jesus for a while

 

[Wosh]

Been waiting to imprint my fist on Wosh's face ever since Monday, give me my mod status you noddle head fool

also been waiting to imprint my mouth on The Jesus for a while

I didnt give your you ‘mod‘ status, pleb. I recommended the tar pits.

 

[PMBangers]

I didnt give your you ‘mod‘ status, pleb. I recommended the tar pits.

I've got a pit for you

 

[Wosh]

I've got a pit for you

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[PMBangers]

Chipmunk what's the market on the match between PhenomenalV1 and Pugsley to have interference from WaynesWorld19

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Been waiting to imprint my fist on Wosh's face ever since Monday, give me my mod status you noddle head fool

also been waiting to imprint my mouth on The Jesus for a while

Take a number

 

[PMBangers]

Take a number

you just wait until you're tangled up in the lower ropes

 

[Itsmyshow]

Oh my God! It's the final match announcement for round 1!

Oh yes, we've got three, count 'em, three massive matchups to close out the Round 1 card!



First up, we've got...












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Ned_Flanders and TJASTA vs BRAB and Ant Bear!

Two teams of infamous infighters: can TJASTA and Ned put away their anarchic tendencies for long enough, or will the combined explosive hatred of The Unholy Alliance overwhelm them?

Also there's a spot in the first ever SFAEW Tag Team Championship match up for grabs! Nice!




Secondly...









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It's a battle royale for a handful or so of posters who aren't getting a dedicated singles or tag match!

Don't worry if you don't see yourself on the poster, there's going to be at least 11 more people in the match, it's not just going to be Elton Johns Wig, haydo, The Jesus, PMBangers, Wosh, and fitzroybowiedog.





And finally...



A match two years in the making...



















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Myself vs Pugsley in a Barbed Wire & Light Tubes Texas Deathmatch!


Finally we can belt each other without incurring the wrath of the SFA tribunal! And with significantly less character assassination on our parts!






So the stage is set: this Saturday, we welcome you all to the inaugural SFAEW event.

See you then!


In the mean time, cut promos on your opponents in this thread or something, IDC.




FINAL MATCH CARD ORDER FOR ROUND 1



The Half Back vs Hatchy1992
Leftovers Battle Royale
Tigerturbulance vs AceAndy - Turbo's Torch Match
Fighting Furies FFC (Ned_Flanders & TJASTA) vs The Unholy Alliance (BRAB & Ant Bear)
PhenomenalV1 vs Pugsley - Barbed Wire & Light Tubes Texas Deathmatch
NaturalDisaster vs Antonio BlueVein
The Brothers of Distortion (The Filth Wizard & Pantskyle) vs Tony Lynn 15 & TheCoach16 - No Holds Barred​

So this is a WCW card 18 months into the NWO?