Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[PhenomenalV1]

TigerTurbulance whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits The Injury Factory with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance launches The Injury Factory across the ring with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance covers The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance catches The Injury Factory in an armlock hammerlock submission.
The Injury Factory makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against The Injury Factory.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance attempts a guillotine choke, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory uses a forearm to the back on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory gives him a legsweep, but TigerTurbulance doesn't sell it.
The Injury Factory throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but The Injury Factory counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
TigerTurbulance manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds.
The Injury Factory tries the Gloria, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance kicks The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance hits The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance punches The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance performs a vertical suplex against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance punches The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance hits The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but The Injury Factory counters it with a backward kick.
The Injury Factory attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance kicks The Injury Factory.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory kicks TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory chops TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory punches TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory nails TigerTurbulance with an enzuigiri.
The Injury Factory attempts a release dragon suplex, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a jawbreaker.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance tries a guillotine choke, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits The Injury Factory with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance takes The Injury Factory down with a release German suplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance whips The Injury Factory into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits TigerTurbulance with a kick.
The Injury Factory executes a swinging DDT against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory nails TigerTurbulance with a twisting moonsault.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory executes a running single-leg dropkick against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory uses a flying dropkick on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory complains about a slow count.
The Injury Factory uses an open-handed chop on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits TigerTurbulance with an elbow.
The Injury Factory is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory complains about a slow count.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory complains about a slow count.
TigerTurbulance hits a knee to the back on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but The Injury Factory counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance uses a kneelift on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance attempts a guillotine choke, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes a swinging DDT against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory hits a legsweep on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory attempts a facerake, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance misses with a clothesline.
The Injury Factory hits TigerTurbulance with an elbow.
The Injury Factory takes TigerTurbulance down with a spinebuster slam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Injury Factory performs a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory does the Tranquilo pose.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory climbs to the top turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance nails him in the stomach.
The Injury Factory falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory falls back into the ring.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance nails The Injury Factory with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
The Injury Factory reenters the ring.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

TigerTurbulance kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory hits TigerTurbulance.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits TigerTurbulance with a shoulderblock.
The Injury Factory attempts a release dragon suplex, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a go-behind.
TigerTurbulance puts The Injury Factory in an armlock hammerlock submission.
The Injury Factory reaches the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
TigerTurbulance locks The Injury Factory in a guillotine choke.
The Injury Factory is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Injury Factory tries to escape the hold.
TigerTurbulance lets go after 13 seconds.
TigerTurbulance nails The Injury Factory with a release German suplex.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against The Injury Factory.
TigerTurbulance tries a knee strike, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
The Injury Factory uses a dropkick to the knee on TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory hits TigerTurbulance with a clothesline.
TigerTurbulance falls out of the ring.
The Injury Factory jumps onto him with a tope.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory reenters the ring.
TigerTurbulance rolls back in under the bottom rope.
The Injury Factory launches TigerTurbulance across the ring with a release dragon suplex.
The Injury Factory hits a twisting moonsault on TigerTurbulance.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The Injury Factory attempts a release dragon suplex, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a headbutt.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but The Injury Factory ducks out of the way.
The Injury Factory executes a slap against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory executes a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance nails The Injury Factory with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance performs the Phoenix Splash against The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but
The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory performs a wristlock suplex against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory executes a superkick against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory nails TigerTurbulance with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The Injury Factory executes an F-5 against TigerTurbulance.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Injury Factory gives him a facerake, but TigerTurbulance doesn't sell it and yells at him.
The Injury Factory gives him a facerake, but TigerTurbulance only stares at him.
The Injury Factory gives him an enzuigiri, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on The Injury Factory.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The Injury Factory complains about a fast count.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

The winner is TigerTurbulance. Time of match: 0:21:34

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 misses Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
There are lots of chants for PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig nods at PhenomenalV1 and lies down.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

The winner is PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:00:30

I always knew wrasslin was rigged, but this is ridiculous.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I always knew wrasslin was rigged, but this is ridiculous.

You will be rewarded for helping me, Mr Wig. How about a title shot of your choice regardless of where you place in the tournament?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Geez that's a bit graphic

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:






Ant Bear takes on Mister M!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Mister M whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
Ant Bear hits Mister M with a backdrop.
Ant Bear uses a kneelift on Mister M.
Ant Bear kicks Mister M.
The chants for Ant Bear are deafening.
Ant Bear hits Mister M.
Ant Bear hits Mister M.
Mister M kicks Ant Bear.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mister M punches Ant Bear.
Mister M executes a brain buster onto the knee against Ant Bear.
Mister M works the crowd.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a reverse neckbreaker.
Mister M goes for a flying cross body press, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear whips Mister M into the ropes.
Mister M executes a running knee strike against Ant Bear.
The crowd erupts.
Mister M goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but Ant Bear counters it with an electric chair facebuster.
Hate counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear locks Mister M in a choke sleeper.
Mister M is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mister M gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Ant Bear throws Mister M out of the ring.
Ant Bear goes outside.
Ant Bear executes a gutwrench suplex against Mister M.
Ant Bear hits a release German suplex on Mister M.
Ant Bear throws Mister M back into the ring.
Ant Bear attempts a monkey flip, but Mister M blocks it.
Mister M uses a forearm to the back on Ant Bear.
Mister M executes a double-axhandle chop against Ant Bear.
Mister M hits a spinebuster bomb on Ant Bear.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Mister M uses a somersault slam on Ant Bear.
Mister M tries a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but Ant Bear gets his knees up.
Ant Bear hits a European uppercut on Mister M.
Ant Bear hits a kneelift on Mister M.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Mister M misses with a clothesline.
Mister M hits Ant Bear with a shoulderblock.
Mister M hits a brain buster onto the knee on Ant Bear.
Mister M works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Mister M tries a release dragon suplex, but Ant Bear counters it with a reverse cradle.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear misses with a kick.
Mister M hits Ant Bear with a kick.
Mister M attempts a running knee strike, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear performs a headbutt against Mister M.
Ant Bear chops Mister M.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ant Bear.
Ant Bear chops Mister M.
Mister M chops Ant Bear.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mister M hits Ant Bear.
Mister M hits Ant Bear.
Mister M whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
Ant Bear executes a powerslam against Mister M.
Hate counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear executes a vertical suplex against Mister M.
Ant Bear executes a powerslam against Mister M.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear nails Mister M with a swinging DDT.
The crowd erupts.
Ant Bear attempts to place Mister M on the turnbuckle, but Mister M blocks it.
Ant Bear goes for a German suplex, but Mister M counters it with a go-behind.
Mister M attempts a back suplex, but Ant Bear flips over.
Ant Bear hits the Olympic slam on Mister M.
Ant Bear is going for the pin.
Hate counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Ant Bear goes for a release German suplex, but Mister M counters it with a backward kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mister M uses a bodyslam on Ant Bear.
Mister M covers Ant Bear.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Mister M uses a pumphandle backbreaker on Ant Bear.
Mister M hits a bodyslam on Ant Bear.
Mister M uses a double-axhandle chop on Ant Bear.
Mister M attempts a dropkick to the knee, but Ant Bear steps out of the way.
Ant Bear is going for the pin.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear nails Mister M with a flying forearm.
Ant Bear goes for a waistlock takedown, but Mister M counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mister M runs into the ropes.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a running knee strike.
Mister M tries a running knee strike, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear performs a headbutt against Mister M.
Ant Bear sends Mister M into the turnbuckle.
Mister M comes back and rocks Ant Bear with a clothesline.
Mister M whips Ant Bear into the ropes.
Ant Bear executes a lariat against Mister M.
Ant Bear executes a swinging DDT against Mister M.
The crowd erupts.
Ant Bear tries a backbreaker, but Mister M counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a flying dropkick.
The crowd erupts.
Mister M executes a chop against Ant Bear.
Mister M goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but Ant Bear counters it with an electric chair facebuster.
Hate counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear attempts a Saito suplex, but Mister M counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mister M performs a superkick against Ant Bear.
Mister M covers Ant Bear.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Mister M executes the Doctor Bomb against Ant Bear.
Hate counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Mister M whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
Ant Bear hits Mister M with an elbow.
Ant Bear tries a DDT, but Mister M counters it with a backdrop.
Mister M whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
Ant Bear hits Mister M with a kick.
Ant Bear goes for a Saito suplex, but Mister M counters it with a go-behind.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a bulldog.
Mister M attempts a short-arm high knee, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear performs a swinging DDT against Mister M.
The crowd is giving Ant Bear a standing ovation.
Ant Bear uses a swinging DDT on Mister M.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
Ant Bear performs a kneelift against Mister M.
Ant Bear attempts a Saito suplex, but Mister M counters it with a go-behind.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a pumphandle backbreaker.
Mister M performs a snap suplex against Ant Bear.
Mister M attempts a double-axhandle chop, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Mister M blocks it.
Mister M chops Ant Bear.
Mister M hits Ant Bear.
The crowd is giving Mister M a standing ovation.
Ant Bear hits Mister M.
Ant Bear hits Mister M.
The crowd is giving Ant Bear a standing ovation.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a jumping knee strike.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mister M covers Ant Bear.
Hate counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mister M places Ant Bear on the turnbuckle.
Mister M executes a superplex against Ant Bear.
Mister M uses a kick to the head on Ant Bear.
Mister M runs into the ropes.
Mister M hits Ant Bear with an elbow.
Mister M whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
Ant Bear hits an Exploder suplex on Mister M.
Ant Bear hits a monkey flip on Mister M.
Ant Bear hits a Saito suplex on Mister M.
Ant Bear executes a kneelift against Mister M.
Ant Bear takes Mister M down with a release German suplex.
The crowd erupts.
Ant Bear executes the Admin Lock on Mister M.
Mister M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mister M tries to fight the pain.
Mister M is inching his way towards the ropes.
Mister M tries to fight the pain.
Mister M summons one last burst of energy.
Hate checks Mister M's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Mister M fights his way out of the hold after 34 seconds.
Mister M executes a somersault slam against Ant Bear.
Mister M executes a moonsault from the second turnbuckle against Ant Bear.
Hate counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mister M executes a somersault slam against Ant Bear.
Mister M attempts a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but Ant Bear moves out of the way.
Ant Bear hits a snap suplex on Mister M.
Ant Bear throws Mister M out of the ring.
Ant Bear goes through the ropes.
Ant Bear throws Mister M into the guardrail.
Hate counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hate counts: 2.
Ant Bear nails Mister M with a Saito suplex.
Hate counts: 3.
Ant Bear performs a gutwrench suplex against Mister M.
Hate counts: 4.
Ant Bear shoves Mister M into the guardrail.
Ant Bear gets back into the ring.
Mister M rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Ant Bear attempts a moonsault, but Mister M gets his knees up.
Mister M executes a somersault slam against Ant Bear.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a spinebuster bomb.
Hate counts: One, two, kickout.
Mister M executes the One-Mister's Angel on Ant Bear.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mister M goes for the pin.
Hate counts: One, kickout.
Mister M nails Ant Bear with a backbreaker.
Mister M takes Ant Bear down with a release German suplex.
Mister M attempts to place Ant Bear on the turnbuckle, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Mister M hits an elbowsmash on Ant Bear.
Mister M executes a release dragon suplex against Ant Bear.
Mister M uses a lariat on Ant Bear.
Mister M runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear attempts an Exploder suplex, but Mister M blocks it.
Mister M hits a reverse neckbreaker on Ant Bear.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mister M tries a running knee strike, but Ant Bear ducks out of the way.
Ant Bear uses a Saito suplex on Mister M.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ant Bear hits the Olympic slam on Mister M.
Ant Bear executes the Admin Lock on Mister M.
Hate tells Mister M to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Mister M nods.
Mister M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mister M tries to escape the hold.
Mister M starts moving again.
Hate asks Mister M if he should stop the fight.
Mister M shakes his head.
Mister M isn't moving anymore.
Hate checks Mister M's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Mister M fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Mister M hits a low blow on Ant Bear.
Mister M executes the One-Mister's Angel on Ant Bear.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mister M.
Mister M goes for the pin.
Hate counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Mister M. Time of match: 0:17:05

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event:





BRAB faces off with JoshWoodenSpoon!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
BRAB executes a kick to the chest against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB executes the Pele kick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits a half nelson suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB throws Mike Uppet over the top rope.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
BRAB tries a half nelson suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a go-behind.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses an inside cradle on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a high speed sunset flip, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops BRAB.
The crowd is going crazy.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a swinging cutter on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a lariat, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB attempts to place JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
BRAB takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a release German suplex.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB works the crowd.
BRAB goes for a jumping knee strike, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a gutwrench suplex, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB hits a vertical suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a clothesline.
BRAB is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB attempts to place JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits BRAB with a backdrop.
BRAB falls out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, BRAB reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon does the "Good Blend" hand wave taunt.
JoshWoodenSpoon has the crowd going wild.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a bulldog against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon does the "Good Blend" hand wave taunt.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails BRAB with the Michinoku Driver.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits BRAB with an elbow.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a monkey flip against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a headbutt, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB attempts a kick to the chest, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a dragon screw.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a vertical suplex, but BRAB counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
BRAB jumps onto him with a springboard plancha.
BRAB performs a slap against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
BRAB attempts a German suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a facerake.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Liger Bomb against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a monkey flip on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a Blue Thunder Bomb on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a fistdrop, but BRAB rolls out of the way.
BRAB goes for a dropkick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a bodyslam against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon puts BRAB in a cross-face submission.
BRAB manages to grab the ropes after 12 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB out of the ring.
BRAB hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
JoshWoodenSpoon sees it and knees BRAB in the back.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes outside.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB into the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a DDT on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a vertical suplex on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announcers' table.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up BRAB on the announcers' table.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back into the ring.
BRAB follows him back in.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops BRAB.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a kick.
BRAB is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB performs a springboard dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a dragon suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a kick.
BRAB hits a powerslam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB tries a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon gets his knees up.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB out of the ring.
BRAB hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
JoshWoodenSpoon notices BRAB hanging on and knees BRAB in the back.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, BRAB reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a DDT on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a vertical suplex against BRAB.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips BRAB into the ropes.
BRAB executes a leg lariat against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits a standing moonsault on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB hits a spinning mule kick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB uses a Frankensteiner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB throws JoshWoodenSpoon into the turnbuckle.
BRAB hits a half nelson suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB goes for the Phoenix Splash, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You will be rewarded for helping me, Mr Wig. How about a title shot of your choice regardless of where you place in the tournament?

Well, if it's going to be rigged against me, it may as well be rigged for me as well.


"Elton John's Wig nods at PhenomenalV1 and lies down." - LOVED this

 

[PhenomenalV1]

JoshWoodenSpoon uses a gutwrench suplex on BRAB.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a high speed sunset flip, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB goes for a leg lariat, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a Blue Thunder Bomb against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a fistdrop, but BRAB moves out of the way.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB works the crowd.
BRAB hits a lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB attempts a release German suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a bulldog, but BRAB counters it with a back suplex.
BRAB works the crowd.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB hits a kick to the chest on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB goes for a leg lariat, but JoshWoodenSpoon ducks out of the way.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a bodyslam, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB performs an elevated power bomb against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a kick to the head against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a DDT, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB goes for a spinning mule kick, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a kick to the head against BRAB.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a DDT on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a headbutt against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs an electric chair facebuster against BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a DDT on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a headbutt, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a springboard dropkick.
BRAB attempts a Frankensteiner, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a tiger driver.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a belly-to-belly suplex on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a powerslam on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a bodyslam, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a powerslam.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB hits a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but BRAB counters it with a punch.
In turn, JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a roundhouse right.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for the Michinoku Driver, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB performs a release German suplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB performs a jumping knee strike against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB sends JoshWoodenSpoon into the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon charges into the corner, but BRAB moves out of the way.
BRAB takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a half nelson suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
BRAB executes a kick to the chest against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB executes the Pele kick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB gives the sign for the Moral Compass.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

BRAB hits a leg lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits a standing moonsault on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB performs a standing corkscrew moonsault against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
BRAB attempts the Pele kick, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries the STF, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with an Aztecan suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
BRAB hits the Pele kick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB performs a running knee strike against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB tries a powerslam, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a Blue Thunder Bomb on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a fistdrop, but BRAB rolls out of the way.
BRAB tries the Phoenix Splash, but JoshWoodenSpoon gets his knees up.
JoshWoodenSpoon gives the sign for the Good Blend.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws Mike Uppet out of the ring.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs an inverted suplex against BRAB.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails BRAB with a lariat.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB out of the ring.
BRAB hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
JoshWoodenSpoon sees BRAB hanging on and knees BRAB in the back.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, BRAB reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a monkey flip on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon catches BRAB in a cross-face submission.
BRAB reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips BRAB into the ropes, but BRAB reverses it.
JoshWoodenSpoon and BRAB get hit with a double clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a swinging cutter on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips BRAB into the ropes.
BRAB misses with an elbow.
BRAB misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits BRAB with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a back suplex against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips BRAB into the ropes.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
BRAB uses a double foot stomp on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes, but JoshWoodenSpoon reverses it.
BRAB hits a leg lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a kick.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits BRAB with a clothesline.
BRAB falls out of the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon rolls out under the bottom rope.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs BRAB into the ringpost.
JoshWoodenSpoon clears the announcers' table.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries the Liger Bomb, but BRAB counters it with a backdrop.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
BRAB performs a slap against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon climbs back into the ring.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a shoulderblock.
BRAB tries an elevated power bomb, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits BRAB with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a kick to the head, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB uses a spinning mule kick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits a powerslam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB uses a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB throws Mike Uppet over the top rope.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
BRAB executes a standing moonsault against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB performs a roundhouse kick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB works the crowd.
BRAB nails JoshWoodenSpoon with an Aztecan suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
BRAB performs a Frankensteiner against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB tries a Frankensteiner, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a tiger driver.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
BRAB executes an armdrag takedown against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB performs a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits a roundhouse kick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB attempts to place JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
BRAB tries a half nelson suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a reverse cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon chops BRAB.
BRAB kicks JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB hits JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits a dragon suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a clothesline.
BRAB misses with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a belly-to-belly suplex against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a back suplex, but BRAB turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BRAB executes a leg lariat against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB tries a standing shooting star press, but JoshWoodenSpoon gets his knees up.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon attempts a flying shoulderblock, but BRAB steps out of the way.
BRAB tries the Phoenix Splash, but JoshWoodenSpoon moves out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB out of the ring.
BRAB hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
JoshWoodenSpoon sees BRAB hanging on and breaks BRAB's grip.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, BRAB reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits the Michinoku Driver on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a diving overhead legdrop against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up BRAB on the turnbuckle.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a superplex on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a monkey flip, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB hits the Vertebreaker on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB executes an elevated power bomb against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB places JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle.
BRAB uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BRAB attempts a release German suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a handspring stunner against BRAB.
The crowd is giving JoshWoodenSpoon a standing ovation.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs the Go 2 Sleep against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a shooting star press on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails BRAB with a swinging cutter.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon complains about a slow count.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws BRAB out of the ring.
BRAB hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
JoshWoodenSpoon notices BRAB hanging on and knees BRAB in the back.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, BRAB reenters the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a power bomb against BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a bulldog on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a diving overhead legdrop on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon places BRAB on the turnbuckle.
JoshWoodenSpoon launches BRAB across the ring with a superplex.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips BRAB into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a belly-to-belly suplex against BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses an inverted suplex on BRAB.
JoshWoodenSpoon runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with a clothesline.
BRAB misses with an elbow.
BRAB executes a powerslam against JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB hits a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB hits a 450 splash on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB goes for a roundhouse kick, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a legsweep.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes the Good Blend on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB executes a dropkick against JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB hits the Kamigoye on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JoshWoodenSpoon.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for BRAB.

The winner is BRAB. Time of match: 0:25:57

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Well, if it's going to be rigged against me, it may as well be rigged for me as well.


"Elton John's Wig nods at PhenomenalV1 and lies down." - LOVED this

How about after the tournament, you and I take on those clowns Ant Bear and BRAB for their Tag Team Championships?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

How about after the tournament, you and I take on those clowns Ant Bear and BRAB for their Tag Team Championships?

I so want to smash BRAB, why not

 

[The Half Back]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 misses Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
There are lots of chants for PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig nods at PhenomenalV1 and lies down.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

The winner is PhenomenalV1. Time of match: 0:00:30

This is taking the whole Vince McMahon persona a bit too far don’t you think? Us wrasslers just want a fair go mate.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This is taking the whole Vince McMahon persona a bit too far don’t you think? Us wrasslers just want a fair go mate.

What's that? You'd like your planned early reprieve from your indefinite suspension pushed back another couple of months?

 

[pantskyle]

I challenge for the world title.

 

[The Half Back]

I challenge for the world title.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

SURPRISE AGAIN! IT'S THE SECOND ROUND OF THE V1 CLIMAX!


Opening us tonight:





Tigerturbulance clashes with Elton Johns Wig!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on Elton John's Wig.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Elton John's Wig complains about a fast count.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:00:09

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:






Ant Bear goes head to head with JoshWoodenSpoon!


Both men need a win to remain in contention to win the group!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a Frankensteiner on Ant Bear.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a bodyslam, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Ant Bear performs a European uppercut against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear hits a snap suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Ant Bear all the way.
Ant Bear whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a kick.
Ant Bear performs a German suplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Richard Head counts: One, Ant Bear lifts a shoulder, two, kickout.
Ant Bear performs a snap suplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails Ant Bear with a spinebuster slam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a dropkick, but Ant Bear steps out of the way.
Ant Bear uses a lariat on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits JoshWoodenSpoon with an elbow.
Ant Bear uses a gutwrench suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Ant Bear hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a backdrop.
Ant Bear is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Ant Bear all the way.
Ant Bear throws JoshWoodenSpoon out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, JoshWoodenSpoon reenters the ring.
Ant Bear performs a lariat against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a flying forearm.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear uses a spinebuster slam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Ant Bear executes a backbreaker against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear launches JoshWoodenSpoon across the ring with a release German suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear executes a moonsault against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
The chants for Ant Bear are deafening.
Ant Bear hits a bodyslam on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear puts JoshWoodenSpoon in a triangle choke.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries to escape the hold.
JoshWoodenSpoon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Ant Bear lets go after 13 seconds.
Ant Bear covers JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear executes a flying forearm against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ant Bear nails JoshWoodenSpoon with an Exploder suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, shoulder up.
Ant Bear nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a gutwrench suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear places JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle.
Ant Bear executes a superplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ant Bear launches JoshWoodenSpoon across the ring with an overhead
belly-to-belly suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear executes the Admin Lock on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head asks JoshWoodenSpoon if he's still there.
JoshWoodenSpoon nods.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries to fight the pain.
JoshWoodenSpoon breaks the hold after 24 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a DDT, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Ant Bear uses a snap suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ant Bear whips JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a lariat on Ant Bear.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses an inverted suplex on Ant Bear.
JoshWoodenSpoon performs a bulldog against Ant Bear.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips Ant Bear into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a clothesline.
Ant Bear executes a reverse neckbreaker against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ant Bear nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a German suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear executes a waistlock takedown against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear performs a flying forearm against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear places JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle.
Ant Bear performs a superplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Ant Bear sets up JoshWoodenSpoon on the turnbuckle.
Ant Bear nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a superplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ant Bear executes the Olympic slam against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ant Bear uses a Saito suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ant Bear puts JoshWoodenSpoon in a triangle choke.
JoshWoodenSpoon grabs the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Ant Bear takes JoshWoodenSpoon down with a waistlock takedown.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Ant Bear puts JoshWoodenSpoon in a choke sleeper.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries to escape the hold.
JoshWoodenSpoon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
JoshWoodenSpoon is inching his way towards the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

They lock up.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on Elton John's Wig.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
Elton John's Wig complains about a fast count.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:00:09

EJW is basically Santino now.