Port vs North - Clash of the Titans

[Kangaroos4eva]

Well I got you to have a little cola milt.

Amstaff melts, l just like making a point and counter trolling.

 

[db swannie]

Amstaff melts, l just like making a point and counter trolling.

AKA reacting...

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Nobody will ever take norf seriously. Joke of a club

Only red raw anal rage will make you this angry.

Why the hate?

 

[lozstar]

Ill be sleeping some one record it for me

 

[BloodRet]

Only red raw anal rage will make you this angry.

Why the hate?

Nah, I don't really give a shit about Norf Melbum. The epitome of mediocrity, which always warrants a few laughs and in saying that I do appreciate your clubs existence. The fans of the sport need an aspect healthy humour given the dark clouds evolving from clubs like Essendon and all these scandals, so for that I thank you.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Nah, I don't really give a shit about Norf Melbum. The epitome of mediocrity, which always warrants a few laughs and in saying that I do appreciate your clubs existence. The fans of the sport need an aspect healthy humour given the dark clouds evolving from clubs like Essendon and all these scandals, so for that I thank you.

From that dribble I take it you love long walks on the beach and juicy romantic novels.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

AKA reacting...

We'll have to agree to disagree in this one, it's needs to be a overly aggressive or funny reaction for a melt, moving on lol norf.

 

[AtariRose]

Port to completely smash them. Pregame warmup will include burnouts and circle work on the oval by a pre-975 car followed by Koshy arriving by flying fox with fireworks strapped to his ass cheeks

 

[db swannie]

We'll have to agree to disagree in this one, it's needs to be a overly aggressive or funny reaction for a melt, moving on lol norf.

That's why I called it a milt*
















* A term I recently coined for a mini-melt.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

That's why I called it a milt*
















* A term I recently coined for a mini-melt.

Trademark that shit. Melt staff is the king if melts.

 

[db swannie]

Trademark that shit. Melt staff is the king if melts.

Only problem with him is he goes from dormant to Vesuvius in a nanno second, with no stop at milt in between.

 

[NorthernLights]

Actually if you want to use that old loophole, we'll use one as well. North Melbourne died in 1999 when it changed its name to The Kangaroos. The current North Melbourne Kangaroos as of 2007 have no flags, running by your stupidity.

Nope, we were always North Melbourne. From 1999 to 2007 we were trading as "The Kangaroos". Your 'club' actually moved, therefore died.

 

[TRAWP]

Nope, we were always North Melbourne. From 1999 to 2007 we were trading as "The Kangaroos". Your 'club' actually moved, therefore died.

Sydney Swans in fact have been the same club for 33 years. North Melbourne has been 8 years. #norflogic

 

[NorthernLights]

Sydney Swans in fact have been the same club for 33 years. North Melbourne has been 8 years. #norflogic

Nope. North has been the same club for 145 years.

Why are all these COLA flogs so obsessed over this game?

 

[TRAWP]

Nope. North has been the same club for 145 years.

Why are all these COLA flogs so obsessed over this game?

Because I have good money on Norf winning and if you lose, you wont hear the end of it.

 

[Northworth]

What do you think the crowd at the game will be?

will answer when you stop hiding behind an elias

 

[Damp Squarie]

It's that time of the year again where the two minnow clubs in Port and North battle for the title of the most irrelevant club in the AFL.

This clash is shaping up to be the biggest between the two clubs since 2007. The respective coaches in Matthew Primus and Brad Scott are under the pump right now, and rightfully so. Both teams have stagnated and are treading water at present.

Who will prevail in this epic encounter?
Will this game set a new record for the lowest crowd at AAMI?
And most importantly, can North afford a plane ticket?

What a shame its under the roof. North used to be able to just add water.
North will steamroll the Puffers into ground-bait.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

The premiership favourites will bounce back and get their season started this week.

4 points in the bag for the puffers

 

[Jimmy Russell]

It's safe to say that North's spot in the 8 is on shaky ground if they happen to lose to Port this weekend.

Imagine if North missed the 8 after starting 9-0 and after all the shit their fans gave to Essendon when Essendon missed the 8 in 2012 after starting the season 8-1.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

It's safe to say that North's spot in the 8 is on shaky ground if they happen to lose to Port this weekend.

Imagine if North missed the 8 after starting 9-0 and after all the shit their fans gave to Essendon when Essendon missed the 8 in 2012 after starting the season 8-1.

The puffer fish are even more concerning than we are.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Meh who cares.. when does the big bash start?

 

[naturally north]

It's safe to say that North's spot in the 8 is on shaky ground if they happen to lose to Port this weekend.

Imagine if North missed the 8 after starting 9-0 and after all the shit their fans gave to Essendon when Essendon missed the 8 in 2012 after starting the season 8-1.

Injury troll- **** off and come back when you're not double essendoning.

 

[NorthernLights]

Should be a good game this, a real 50-50 eh Gray Day?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Meh who cares.. when does the big bash start?

Port vs North - Clash of the Lemons

 

[Alfred_]

Meh who cares.. when does the big bash start?

NHL starts in October, get around it.