Precious Port Adelaide softc...ans and their inability to take a joke

[Mofra]

What a sensitive bunch of humourless tools:

Now let's compare the Bulldogs and Rory Lobb

7

Rory Lobb

Age

31

Ht

207cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.9

4star

D

11.3

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

7.0

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.6

3star

reacting to their equivalent beer, by the same company:

Teaspoon of concrete required at wherever the hell team teal HQ is.

 

[Bevoman]

And the most hated team in the Comp is..............
Oh, well; the good news is, when North fold it will get rid of the bye

 

[V_23]

And the most hated team in the Comp is..............
Oh, well; the good news is, when North fold it will get rid of the bye

Boooooooooo

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

 

[Ned_Isakoff]

I was fortunate enough to get a carton before the ban came into effect. Does anyone want to buy a can?

 

[juice t]

The Puffers being the Puffers

 

[Laphroaig]

I was fortunate enough to get a carton before the ban came into effect. Does anyone want to buy a can?

10 cents per.

Nobody cares.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Established 1997.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

OP steals Fred ideas and photos

I was fortunate enough to get a carton before the ban came into effect. Does anyone want to buy a can?

Only if it’s icy cold

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

 

[JoseMourinho]

What a sensitive bunch of humourless tools:

Now let's compare the Bulldogs and Rory Lobb reacting to their equivalent beer, by the same company:

Teaspoon of concrete required at wherever the hell team teal HQ is.

Damn, Rory is actually half man, half lobster. Look at that pincer!

 

[Mofra]

Damn, Rory is actually half man, half lobster. Look at that pincer!

Growing up, my dad had a gangly friend nicknamed "crayfish" because he was all arms and legs and had a head full of shit.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Growing up, my dad had a gangly friend nicknamed "crayfish" because he was all arms and legs and had a head full of s**t.

Must have been worth a fortune.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

We feel the reflex to gag!
We've raised the white flag!
It's a sad
Port Adelaide obsession
We are the paer from Port
It's worse than you thought
It's a sook
'bout Horney-Francis liquor

 

[Purple Suit]

Imagine not only being softer than Rory Lobb

7

Rory Lobb

Age

31

Ht

207cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.9

4star

D

11.3

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

7.0

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.6

3star

but by a fair margin.

 

[Psi-Roos]

A carton on Ebay could easily fetch $119, you'd think.

 

[Cyclops]

They're a bit defensive that's all. JHF is a nice kid and they're trying to fly the flag for him.

They got to wear the prison bars, for them that felt like a huge win and they were expecting massive melts, instead they got a few boos.

They're actually going OK on field and playing finals type footy: when the Cats tried that they lost two or three on the trot. They're picking up cheap wins with bruise free footy rn.

Port go better when there's a fuss, I mean,

 

[Crabapplepittard]

They're a bit defensive that's all. JHF is a nice kid and they're trying to fly the flag for him.

They got to wear the prison bars, for them that felt like a huge win and they were expecting massive melts, instead they got a few boos.

They're actually going OK on field and playing finals type footy: when the Cats tried that they lost two or three on the trot. They're picking up cheap wins with bruise free footy rn.

Port go better when there's a fuss, I mean,

Have port worn the prison bars this year? I wonder what the result of that game was.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

They should make one for Buddy