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Pretty crap stories
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Sounds like it was a test. Good call.
Copulator
Club Legend
Today I forgot to hide my spunk rag before I left for work, but I don't think anyone found it as no one gave me an accusing stare when I arrived home
Copulator
Club Legend
Also I disagree with avni's decision
- Dec 8, 2008
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This one time, at band camp...
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TheBrownDog
A blind guy hit me with his blind guy stick (no idea what they're actually called) the other day when I was sitting down and facing the other way. I had my iPod in and it took me a while to work out what had happened, so I didn't respond for a couple of seconds. I turned around and the blind guy was saying something, but I couldn't hear him because I hadn't taken my iPod out yet. By the time I got both of the earphones out, he'd stopped talking and started walking off, so I didn't say anything. So either he thinks I'm a dick who was mad at a blind guy for hitting him or he thinks he accidentally hit a dog or something and then took the time to apologize.
I skipped a grade, so I was the cheap bastard doing this to all my mates for about a year
EDIT: As I was typing this story, my cat walked into the room and started rolling around in my soccer shinpad. She's weird.
I skipped a grade, so I was the cheap bastard doing this to all my mates for about a year
EDIT: As I was typing this story, my cat walked into the room and started rolling around in my soccer shinpad. She's weird.
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TheBrownDog
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/lists/grampa-stories
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three: medium brown.
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TheBrownDog
A mate of mine while watching the Lion King when Mufasa dies: 'You can't leave that lyin' there!'
A mate of mine while watching the Lion King when Mufasa dies: 'You can't leave that lyin' there!'
I got angry and laughed at the same time.
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TheBrownDog
Puns have that effect on people.
- Dec 8, 2008
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When I was in my old band we had this open air gig at our league grand final. The people advertising the event placed us as the Screaming Jets, instead of the Screaming Goats (A witty word play on absolutely nothing).
So people came from far and wide to see the Screaming Jets, only to be bitterly disappointed.
Then it rained so the show was cancelled anyways.
So people came from far and wide to see the Screaming Jets, only to be bitterly disappointed.
Then it rained so the show was cancelled anyways.
Pumbi
Club Legend
Speaking of which. A mate of mine was at school one time when this chick just walked into him in the corridor.
Mate proceeds to shout 'Watch where you are fkucking going you ******'
Yeah, she was blind.
The Gold Coaster
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After playing we had a sausage sizzle and this really hot girl I didn't know walked up to me and started chatting with me.
At that moment, I started feeling terribly sick, most likely a bad dog, and felt like I was about to instantly throw up on her.
False alarm, and in fear of feeling sick again, said goodbye.
Haven't seen her since.
At that moment, I started feeling terribly sick, most likely a bad dog, and felt like I was about to instantly throw up on her.
False alarm, and in fear of feeling sick again, said goodbye.
Haven't seen her since.
TheStinger
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- Apr 23, 2009
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I just farted on my dog's head. Makes a change from the other way round.
beez
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Tonight, I watched a 2 hour doco on Princess Diana. It was basically about a candid interview she did with her speech coach and how open and honest she was when telling her life story. I came to the conclusion that she was totally ****ed in the head.
Hahaha I don't know why but I find that really funny.A mate of mine while watching the Lion King when Mufasa dies: 'You can't leave that lyin' there!'
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I work for my Girlfriends father, and most days he comes in at 9:00 and goes home at 12:00.
Whenever he is here i do work so i look competent, but when he goes home, i go on bigfooty.
Today he went to a meeting at 7:00 and didn't come back until 1:00, so i got to be on bigfooty all morning. I normally go to the AFL, Bay 13, Hawthorn, and the mortor board (on the weeks the F1's race), but i saw a link about Pacemakers Hissy fit about his sister a while back, and since then i have been also coming here.
I normally work from 8:00 unti 4:00 but when he came in today he said i can can go home whenever i'm ready.
As soon as i write this i will go home, have some Nacho's and play Call of duty.
I also have people coming over tonight to replace the carpet in the bedrooms because before i got the house it was being used as a rental property.
it's a 4 bedroom home, with a large open living, dining, kitchen area on a 760m2 corner block. It would be perfect if it was in a court rather than a corner block as my 2 dogs bark at the cars that race past my side fence.
Whenever he is here i do work so i look competent, but when he goes home, i go on bigfooty.
Today he went to a meeting at 7:00 and didn't come back until 1:00, so i got to be on bigfooty all morning. I normally go to the AFL, Bay 13, Hawthorn, and the mortor board (on the weeks the F1's race), but i saw a link about Pacemakers Hissy fit about his sister a while back, and since then i have been also coming here.
I normally work from 8:00 unti 4:00 but when he came in today he said i can can go home whenever i'm ready.
As soon as i write this i will go home, have some Nacho's and play Call of duty.
I also have people coming over tonight to replace the carpet in the bedrooms because before i got the house it was being used as a rental property.
it's a 4 bedroom home, with a large open living, dining, kitchen area on a 760m2 corner block. It would be perfect if it was in a court rather than a corner block as my 2 dogs bark at the cars that race past my side fence.
TheStinger
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- Apr 23, 2009
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My uncle and cousin are currently performing in the Edinburgh Military Tattoo. Where they are staying is a relatively safe part of Edinburgh....except for the fact some guy got murdered outside their hotel last night.
My maths teacher said bj today..
As in ak+bj+ci
At deb practise yesterday, we were doing a progressive dance and i got to my ex gf. In the dance, there's a "bop" but where you come together and bump "hips...". she swung in for quite a big bop but i rejected her.
Hmmm, looks like complex numbers.
Vectors.
beez
A*mazing
i and j I can handle, k is a whole new level
