Banter RDT 171 - Brought forward to 2.00pm midnight

[ashley12]

Getting the snag before joining the line is the elite play.

Not that it affected me this week, as I have the Rona.

Which does lead me to my next point, it is actually fairly impressive how quickly they set up the mobile voting. Was a straight forward enough process in that yes, you can do it if like me you have the plague, but enough safeguards are in to make the system very difficult to exploit (it took me about 5 minutes to get my initial registration done with a reference code and PIN number, a couple hour gap in between for them to verify my voting status, followed by about 15 minutes to call up and get my votes in.

 

[squashface]

What if I told you all that you are allowed to have a sausage whenever you want to have a sausage, not just on election day.

Mindblowing stuff I know.

 

[jaxxon]

What if I told you all that you are allowed to have a sausage whenever you want to have a sausage, not just on election day.

Mindblowing stuff I know.

Bunnings shill here.

 

[Mr Eagle]

What if I told you all that you are allowed to have a sausage whenever you want to have a sausage, not just on election day.

Mindblowing stuff I know.

I don't want a sausage, I want a democracy sausage.

 

[Ochre]

What if I told you all that you are allowed to have a sausage whenever you want to have a sausage, not just on election day.

Mindblowing stuff I know.

Not if Labor wins, you'll only be allowed a vegan sausage

 

[kane249]

 

[Luuuc]

Getting the snag before joining the line is the elite play.

Nice thinking on their feet at my local PP - there was fairly long & slow queue so they were taking orders and delivering to people in the queue.

Cake stall was disappointing though. Election ruined. Not the result I was counting on.

 

[Chad in Vegas]

My wife helped out at the kids school sausage sizzle. They made a fortune.

 

[Bender_]

I ate 2 then had a nap.

 

[RookiePick]

I wonder how good Doncic could be if he put any effort into his physical preparation.

Dude looks like he's on the Nic Nat program.

 

[Chad in Vegas]

I wonder how good Doncic could be if he put any effort into his physical preparation.

Dude looks like he's on the Nic Nat program.

Modern day Charles Barkley

 

[kane249]

Old mate ScoMo in a bit of trouble

 

[Godfather32]

Old mate ScoMo in a bit of trouble

 

[RookiePick]

Old mate ScoMo in a bit of trouble

In his seat or just in general? I've been ignoring it all and watching the footy

 

[Godfather32]

In his seat or just in general? I've been ignoring it all and watching the footy

In general, a few news groups including Sky have already declared a Labour victory

 

[Ochre]

In his seat or just in general? I've been ignoring it all and watching the footy

In general

 

[Godfather32]

Looks like he's going to concede soon

 

[Biggie]

Old mate ScoMo in a bit of trouble

Should have held that hose

 

[BeornJ]

Best part of election night is it's the one night ABC let's Anthony Green out of the basement.

Poor guy is so excited about all the polling data he can barely talk.

 

[Bender_]

Can you imagine Albanese representing our country in official matters overseas?

Guy would probably use the American flag to wipe his nose during a meeting in the oval office - and not intentionally.

 

[Godfather32]

Can you imagine Albanese representing our country in official matters overseas?

Guy would probably use the American flag to wipe his nose during a meeting in the oval office - and not intentionally.

I mean it's not like Scummo was exactly stately

 

[Bender_]

I mean it's not like Scummo was exactly stately

Yeah it's 6 of one etc really. Oh well.

 

[Godfather32]

Yeah it's 6 of one etc really. Oh well.

The French will probably prefer Albo

 

[Bender_]

The French will probably prefer Albo

He'll be like the political equivalent of Jerry Lewis.

 

[squashface]

We should sack all politicians and solve all disputes with a good old fashioned joust