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Okay, I’ll start this one off with the second story of goodness
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Goroyals22 and Godfather32 , as Far as wrestling books are concerned, 3 books stand out for me...
1. The Bret Hart book.
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3. Titan Sinking. This was a book dedicated to the WWFs worst year of 1995.
1. The Bret Hart book.
2. The Death of WCW. I got both versions. the 2004 version and the 10th anniversary edition back in 2014.
3. Titan Sinking. This was a book dedicated to the WWFs worst year of 1995.
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RDT Roman numerals presented in the classical manner.
Booooo Roman numerals! Go back to 10AD!
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Are you talking about it being CLXVVV instead of CLXXV ? Is that how it's correctly done?RDT Roman numerals presented in the classical manner.
They never even tried to teach us Roman numerals in school
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It's a sh!tty system, to be sure.
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Certainly hard to multiply. Didn't stop the empire though.
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Mop
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alrighty so I can’t quote the old post so here’s part one for context
my dad is the family’s resident computer fixing whiz
One day around ten years ago he was asked to fix his brother in law’s computer - not uncommon at all.
Pretty standard stuff - outdated hardware, filled with malware and viruses from too many adult happy fun time websites.
Unfortunately there were viruses in the image folders - not super common I believe.
I know my dad has photos on our family computer of the family dog who recently passed (remember Snoopy?)and photos of us camping he’d rather not lose - as well as the photos of his beloved ‘84 Land Cruiser - so he did what he thought was the best thing and went into the file to save what he could of my uncles photos thinking he’d find similar.
Nah. He copped some graphic photos of my uncle playing with his Johnson. His face when he found them - I was home at the time - he ran in his bedroom super abruptly which was really out of character.
When he told the story I think I cried with laughter
my dad is the family’s resident computer fixing whiz
One day around ten years ago he was asked to fix his brother in law’s computer - not uncommon at all.
Pretty standard stuff - outdated hardware, filled with malware and viruses from too many adult happy fun time websites.
Unfortunately there were viruses in the image folders - not super common I believe.
I know my dad has photos on our family computer of the family dog who recently passed (remember Snoopy?)and photos of us camping he’d rather not lose - as well as the photos of his beloved ‘84 Land Cruiser - so he did what he thought was the best thing and went into the file to save what he could of my uncles photos thinking he’d find similar.
Nah. He copped some graphic photos of my uncle playing with his Johnson. His face when he found them - I was home at the time - he ran in his bedroom super abruptly which was really out of character.
When he told the story I think I cried with laughter
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Part two takes place around 3-4 months after the computer incident happened.
It’s since come out my uncle was having a side relationship with someone else - another woman.
When confronted by my Aunty (his wife), he’s doubled down and ****ed off to live with the new girlfriend
In the meantime he’s become really unwell - a cancer of some sort was it?
Anyway he was admitted to Fremantle hospital.
At the same time my girlfriend’s mother was also in Fremantle hospital for an unrelated matter.
They end up in the same shared room opposite.
From here, this is where shit hits the fan and becomes utterly cringe.
My Aunty has decided at this point to basically pretend the whole new girlfriend and moving out thing hasn’t happened. So she’s basically in hospital every waking minute of every day and won’t leave - a bit like a cat marking it’s territory.
My uncle was still basically telling her he’s not interested and she can go but she wouldn’t take the hint
So as the first approach didn’t work, Aunty went to the nuclear option
Started an unprompted sexy nurse act. Pretended to be the nurse checking up on him etc etc before performing various carnal acts I don’t wish to know of. Use your imagination
How do I know any of this ?
My poor girlfriends mother was stuck witnessing all of it. The curtains were not closed for any part of it. She has MS and can’t walk - not like she can just leave the room to escape the carnal carnage.
All I will say, is the slurping was very very loud, the dirty talking was brutal and the back door was offered and accepted reluctantly.
I feel sick even typing this.
Eventually the Aunty ended her vigil - hopefully to have a ****ing shower.
In the meantime the new girlfriend has shown up while my mum (uncle’s sister) has turned up to visit.
Mum happened to get wind that the Aunty was unexpected returning so to avoid a full on bogan brawl in the middle of Freo hospital had to quickly usher the new girlfriend out.
In the end, new girlfriend decided **** this, this is way too hard and disappeared into the void - she didn’t know he was married with kids. My Uncle and Aunty are still somehow married and that time is never spoken of again despite him being sprung sending his Johnson out into the void in subsequent events
It’s since come out my uncle was having a side relationship with someone else - another woman.
When confronted by my Aunty (his wife), he’s doubled down and ****ed off to live with the new girlfriend
In the meantime he’s become really unwell - a cancer of some sort was it?
Anyway he was admitted to Fremantle hospital.
At the same time my girlfriend’s mother was also in Fremantle hospital for an unrelated matter.
They end up in the same shared room opposite.
From here, this is where shit hits the fan and becomes utterly cringe.
My Aunty has decided at this point to basically pretend the whole new girlfriend and moving out thing hasn’t happened. So she’s basically in hospital every waking minute of every day and won’t leave - a bit like a cat marking it’s territory.
My uncle was still basically telling her he’s not interested and she can go but she wouldn’t take the hint
So as the first approach didn’t work, Aunty went to the nuclear option
Started an unprompted sexy nurse act. Pretended to be the nurse checking up on him etc etc before performing various carnal acts I don’t wish to know of. Use your imagination
How do I know any of this ?
My poor girlfriends mother was stuck witnessing all of it. The curtains were not closed for any part of it. She has MS and can’t walk - not like she can just leave the room to escape the carnal carnage.
All I will say, is the slurping was very very loud, the dirty talking was brutal and the back door was offered and accepted reluctantly.
I feel sick even typing this.
Eventually the Aunty ended her vigil - hopefully to have a ****ing shower.
In the meantime the new girlfriend has shown up while my mum (uncle’s sister) has turned up to visit.
Mum happened to get wind that the Aunty was unexpected returning so to avoid a full on bogan brawl in the middle of Freo hospital had to quickly usher the new girlfriend out.
In the end, new girlfriend decided **** this, this is way too hard and disappeared into the void - she didn’t know he was married with kids. My Uncle and Aunty are still somehow married and that time is never spoken of again despite him being sprung sending his Johnson out into the void in subsequent events
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