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I didn't know we could do that.
- Jan 13, 2013
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So did you replace the old crow with a new dead crow or just leave it tied up?
Dead crow 3 times!
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They're not going to pick him, Mitch.
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I'm still willing to argue that New Detention is not far off A Guide to Better Living. Only just.
Fringe Adelaide players who are out of contract notice an old man in an Eagles polo staring at them as they arrive for their exit interview, licking his lips, a garbage bag in his hand.
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Ordered this off Amazon today:
Had it when I was little and didn't understand it, wish I kept that original version.
Had it when I was little and didn't understand it, wish I kept that original version.
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Got pretty excited when I beat my friends 6 year old son recently.
Who's the mastermind now you little shit??
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This is basically the plot line to Rocky V, the one where he gets involved in a fight he shouldn’t and then had to watch that dude get blown in a hospital.Part two takes place around 3-4 months after the computer incident happened.
It’s since come out my uncle was having a side relationship with someone else - another woman.
When confronted by my Aunty (his wife), he’s doubled down and cactus off to live with the new girlfriend
In the meantime he’s become really unwell - a cancer of some sort was it?
Anyway he was admitted to Fremantle hospital.
At the same time my girlfriend’s mother was also in Fremantle hospital for an unrelated matter.
They end up in the same shared room opposite.
From here, this is where s**t hits the fan and becomes utterly cringe.
My Aunty has decided at this point to basically pretend the whole new girlfriend and moving out thing hasn’t happened. So she’s basically in hospital every waking minute of every day and won’t leave - a bit like a cat marking it’s territory.
My uncle was still basically telling her he’s not interested and she can go but she wouldn’t take the hint
So as the first approach didn’t work, Aunty went to the nuclear option
Started an unprompted sexy nurse act. Pretended to be the nurse checking up on him etc etc before performing various carnal acts I don’t wish to know of. Use your imagination
How do I know any of this ?
My poor girlfriends mother was stuck witnessing all of it. The curtains were not closed for any part of it. She has MS and can’t walk - not like she can just leave the room to escape the carnal carnage.
All I will say, is the slurping was very very loud, the dirty talking was brutal and the back door was offered and accepted reluctantly.
I feel sick even typing this.
Eventually the Aunty ended her vigil - hopefully to have a ******* shower.
In the meantime the new girlfriend has shown up while my mum (uncle’s sister) has turned up to visit.
Mum happened to get wind that the Aunty was unexpected returning so to avoid a full on bogan brawl in the middle of Freo hospital had to quickly usher the new girlfriend out.
In the end, new girlfriend decided * this, this is way too hard and disappeared into the void - she didn’t know he was married with kids. My Uncle and Aunty are still somehow married and that time is never spoken of again despite him being sprung sending his Johnson out into the void in subsequent events
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Ah, I have another disturbing story from Mop’s weird ass extended family
My cousin (from my mum’s sister this time) has always been a bit… simple.
He’s in his late 20s and I’m not sure if he’s grasped Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, Pokemon etc aren’t real.
Well, as in the last instance Dad had to fix his computer too. (He was approx 21 or so here)
Same story as before, filled with malware and viruses from questionable websites - it seemed game websites were the main culprit here. Super old hardware not helping. Fair enough.
He fixed what needed to, improved the hardware with old spare parts and tested everything out.
That’s when he found it.
The collection of grotesque cartoon porno.
We’re talking gigabytes full of this stuff.
The worst of it was the incestuous stuff - I don’t know how to put this delicately, but Marge and Bart going at it was probably the most grim - nah, actually that’s Homer and Lisa… but you get the drift.
At this point dad just wanted to stop fixing computers because the stuff on there was disturbing as all hell
My cousin (from my mum’s sister this time) has always been a bit… simple.
He’s in his late 20s and I’m not sure if he’s grasped Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, Pokemon etc aren’t real.
Well, as in the last instance Dad had to fix his computer too. (He was approx 21 or so here)
Same story as before, filled with malware and viruses from questionable websites - it seemed game websites were the main culprit here. Super old hardware not helping. Fair enough.
He fixed what needed to, improved the hardware with old spare parts and tested everything out.
That’s when he found it.
The collection of grotesque cartoon porno.
We’re talking gigabytes full of this stuff.
The worst of it was the incestuous stuff - I don’t know how to put this delicately, but Marge and Bart going at it was probably the most grim - nah, actually that’s Homer and Lisa… but you get the drift.
At this point dad just wanted to stop fixing computers because the stuff on there was disturbing as all hell
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I'd be the same, if Peter's wife, Lois Griffin's not there I'd want absolutely nothing to do with it either.... Marge...that's just grossAh, I have another disturbing story from Mop’s weird ass extended family
My cousin (from my mum’s sister this time) has always been a bit… simple.
He’s in his late 20s and I’m not sure if he’s grasped Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, Pokemon etc aren’t real.
Well, as in the last instance Dad had to fix his computer too. (He was approx 21 or so here)
Same story as before, filled with malware and viruses from questionable websites - it seemed game websites were the main culprit here. Super old hardware not helping. Fair enough.
He fixed what needed to, improved the hardware with old spare parts and tested everything out.
That’s when he found it.
The collection of grotesque cartoon porno.
We’re talking gigabytes full of this stuff.
The worst of it was the incestuous stuff - I don’t know how to put this delicately, but Marge and Bart going at it was probably the most grim - nah, actually that’s Homer and Lisa… but you get the drift.
At this point dad just wanted to stop fixing computers because the stuff on there was disturbing as all hell
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You sure it wasn't just 2012 Olympics footage?Ah, I have another disturbing story from Mop’s weird ass extended family
My cousin (from my mum’s sister this time) has always been a bit… simple.
He’s in his late 20s and I’m not sure if he’s grasped Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, Pokemon etc aren’t real.
Well, as in the last instance Dad had to fix his computer too. (He was approx 21 or so here)
Same story as before, filled with malware and viruses from questionable websites - it seemed game websites were the main culprit here. Super old hardware not helping. Fair enough.
He fixed what needed to, improved the hardware with old spare parts and tested everything out.
That’s when he found it.
The collection of grotesque cartoon porno.
We’re talking gigabytes full of this stuff.
The worst of it was the incestuous stuff - I don’t know how to put this delicately, but Marge and Bart going at it was probably the most grim - nah, actually that’s Homer and Lisa… but you get the drift.
At this point dad just wanted to stop fixing computers because the stuff on there was disturbing as all hell
Mr Eagle
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Does no one have the decency to keep their speciality artwork collection on a thumb drive anymore???
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Fun game. I suspect Wordle ripped off the format.
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Yeah that was what reminded me of it actually.
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This has just blown my mind.
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