Banter RDT CLXVVVII - Lost exclusion zone

[Miguel Sanchez]

Yeah he might’ve been convicted of multiple sexual assaults of young girls, but at least he had different facial expressions.

Seriously, what?

 

[RookiePick]

Tiny at least had facial expressions… Dempster seemed to have that as a permanent look….


And it’s also good to still see the gimp Sanchez still trawling my posts…

Overly keen to share his o-face unfortunately.

 

[kane249]

Emergency warning after RADIOACTIVE capsule LOST in Perth

An emergency health warning has been issued after a tiny radioactive capsule being transported from a Newman mine to Perth was lost and poses risks of radiation burns or sickness to the community.

www.perthnow.com.au

 

[Kapowie1]

Emergency warning after RADIOACTIVE capsule LOST in Perth

An emergency health warning has been issued after a tiny radioactive capsule being transported from a Newman mine to Perth was lost and poses risks of radiation burns or sickness to the community.

www.perthnow.com.au

Crazy stuff.


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[Godfather32]

Emergency warning after RADIOACTIVE capsule LOST in Perth

An emergency health warning has been issued after a tiny radioactive capsule being transported from a Newman mine to Perth was lost and poses risks of radiation burns or sickness to the community.

www.perthnow.com.au

Better check my tyres I guess

 

[Keys]

Better check my tyres I guess

You’d have to be unlucky to get anywhere near it

Something the size of a tic tac somewhere between Newman and Perth

 

[Keys]

Maybe be on the lookout for glowing kangaroos

 

[WCErevival]

How did that even get loose? Did they throw it on the back of a tray?

 

[Luuuc]

Come on, we've all been there. You briefly put your radioactive capsule on the roof as you hunt around for your car keys, and then next thing you know you've left the car park and have driven from the Pilbara to Perth before you remember it was up there. Shoulda put an airtag on that sucker.

 

[Godfather32]

You’d have to be unlucky to get anywhere near it

Something the size of a tic tac somewhere between Newman and Perth

Yeah...the chances of them finding it at all are very slim. I don't see how something like that wasn't contained in a proper storage box though

 

[Dazzler9]

You’d have to be unlucky to get anywhere near it

Something the size of a tic tac somewhere between Newman and Perth

Interestingly, a similar measurement is used to visualise the odds of winning Lotto. If you laid 50c coins end to end on the road from Perth to Exmouth, with the underneath of one coin being marked, your chances of picking up that exact coin first go are roughly similar to the chances of winning a single Lotto game.

 

[Dazzler9]

How did that even get loose? Did they throw it on the back of a tray?

I'm picturing Homer in the Simpsons intro.

 

[Bender_]

I've been playing video games my whole life to prepare for this moment.

Fetches spiked bat from closet

 

[Godfather32]

I've been playing video games my whole life to prepare for this moment.

Fetches spiked bat from closet

I just planted 6 lettuce and a couple of tomato plants today so I've got the food supplies sorted.

 

[Bender_]

I just planted 6 lettuce and a couple of tomato plants today so I've got the food supplies sorted.

What's your exact coordinates please?

 

[Ochre]

If you laid 50c coins end to end on the road from Perth to Exmouth, with the underneath of one coin being marked, your chances of picking up that exact coin first go are roughly similar to the chances of winning a single Lotto game.

Big if.

 

[Truckosaurus]

What's your exact coordinates please?

They'll be marked on your map when raiders attack

 

[Bender_]

They'll be marked on your map when raiders attack

Excellent. I look forward to leveling up.

 

[Into The Black]

Interestingly, a similar measurement is used to visualise the odds of winning Lotto. If you laid 50c coins end to end on the road from Perth to Exmouth, with the underneath of one coin being marked, your chances of picking up that exact coin first go are roughly similar to the chances of winning a single Lotto game.

How many people win lotto though ?

 

[Dazzler9]

How many people win lotto though ?

Roughly 1 in every however many coins it takes to make a road from Perth to Exmouth.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

How many people win lotto though ?

Just enough to keep the rest of us suckers interested enough to keep buying tickets.

 

[Dazzler9]

Nelson Ha ha



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[Miguel Sanchez]

Honey is unelectable. The only reason to keep him on would be to protect Mettam from a virtually-certain loss in 2025 so she can have a clean go at it next time.

 

[Bender_]

Honey is unelectable. The only reason to keep him on would be to protect Mettam from a virtually-certain loss in 2025 so she can have a clean go at it next time.

I first read this as "honey is delectable" and I quickly agreed. Then I realised that's not what it said and tried to read the rest of it and couldn't understand it coz I was too distracted thinking about honeycomb.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I first read this as "honey is delectable" and I quickly agreed. Then I realised that's not what it said and tried to read the rest of it and couldn't understand it coz I was too distracted thinking about honeycomb.

I prefer your version, to be honest.