Reasons why Norf should die

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You have a point

I mean how would GeeLOL win a flag if they weren’t able to play lolnorf and the Worst AFL Team in the History of the League twice in a season

 

[blackshadow]

Vale Horace.

Although we had our differences I'll miss you.

Condolences to family and friends.

 

[the avoca drover]

Vale Horace.

Although we had our differences I'll miss you.

Condolences to family and friends.

Really?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Vale Horace.

Although we had our differences I'll miss you.

Condolences to family and friends.

Oh God No.

Please don't tell us this is true ...

Devastating

 

[blackshadow]

Really?

Oh God No.

Please don't tell us this is true ...

Devastating

Unfortunately true - thread on the COLA board.

 

[the avoca drover]

Unfortunately true - thread on the COLA board.

Just had a quick read of it, thanks for letting us know.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

As a Borough man myself, I loved the first point. Classic Horace

1. Should never have been admitted to the Comp. Port Melbourne were and still are more viable.

 

[zackah]

Oh man thats horrible news

Genuine nice guy and always took things in good humour. Could dish it out and take it and I always enjoyed and had good banter with him.

Vale old man, you will be missed

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Oh man thats horrible news

Genuine nice guy and always took things in good humour. Could dish it out and take it and I always enjoyed and had good banter with him.

Vale old man, you will be missed

I hope it's okay for me posting a tribute thread here.

One of my very favourite posters who always made me laugh and smile.

I always thought (naivelyl he would be around BF forever..

This news hurts/stings quite a bit

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

* like very old. I’ve written your eulogy already**

Righto, let's have it

 

[blackshadow]

Righto, let's have it

You beat me to it!

 

[zackah]

Righto, let's have it

I actually edited and deleted that from the original post given the news

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

I actually edited and deleted that from the original post given the news

Lol, I'm not sure that cantankerous old grump would really approve of such delicate behaviour.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

If Sydeknee went arse up, would anyone really care?

If that happened can guarantee that next time Roy Morgan do their poll GWS would suddenly have the biggest supporter base in Australia.
"Hello, I'm Roy Morgan. We're polling Australians about their favourite football teams. Which AFL team do you support?"
"North Sydney Bears"
"Ah, that's NRL. We're looking at Australian football. "
"Oh... Sydney Olympic? Are they still a thing?"
"I believe they are a soccer team. Poms and wogs call that football but we're actually talking about Aussie rules football. "
"Oh. The Sydney team, with that Capper guy. Are they the ducks or geese or something? "
"Swans. Mercifully they no longer exist. There is a Sydney team called the Giants?"
"Yep, that's who I meant."

 

[the avoca drover]

If that happened can guarantee that next time Roy Morgan do their poll GWS would suddenly have the biggest supporter base in Australia.
"Hello, I'm Roy Morgan. We're polling Australians about their favourite football teams. Which AFL team do you support?"
"North Sydney Bears"
"Ah, that's NRL. We're looking at Australian football. "
"Oh... Sydney Olympic? Are they still a thing?"
"I believe they are a soccer team. Poms and wogs call that football but we're actually talking about Aussie rules football. "
"Oh. The Sydney team, with that Capper guy. Are they the ducks or geese or something? "
"Swans. Mercifully they no longer exist. There is a Sydney team called the Giants?"
"Yep, that's who I meant."

You forgot about the “ref”.

 

[AvantGardener]

If that happened can guarantee that next time Roy Morgan do their poll GWS would suddenly have the biggest supporter base in Australia.
"Hello, I'm Roy Morgan. We're polling Australians about their favourite football teams. Which AFL team do you support?"
"North Sydney Bears"
"Ah, that's NRL. We're looking at Australian football. "
"Oh... Sydney Olympic? Are they still a thing?"
"I believe they are a soccer team. Poms and wogs call that football but we're actually talking about Aussie rules football. "
"Oh. The Sydney team, with that Capper guy. Are they the ducks or geese or something? "
"Swans. Mercifully they no longer exist. There is a Sydney team called the Giants?"
"Yep, that's who I meant."

Is that what Kangaroos were hoping for at the start of the century?

 

[frggr]

Someone's a little offended the Roos would have done his mob over if not for the umpires

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Someone's a little offended the Roos would have done his mob over if not for the umpires

They’re also whinging about their players being sore after the game.

 

[frggr]

They’re also whinging about their players being sore after the game.

Did the umpires not give them a rub down afterwards? Or did the club force them to play injured?

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Did the umpires not give them a rub down afterwards? Or did the club force them to play injured?

Carlton's Doctor:

 

[AvantGardener]

Other fans: Up and about in the Bay when their team wins.

Norf fans: Up and about in the Bay when their team loses by less than 20 points.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Is that what Kangaroos were hoping for at the start of the century?

Nope, we're just awaiting the age of the boutique bespoke small club. Any day now.
Meanwhile you've developed a brand of bruise-free footy that struggles to beat the worst team since Neeld-era Melbourne without full-on umpire fellation. Not likely to win a premiership.
You want to hope North does before the AFL gets tired of an odd number of teams, otherwise staring down the barrel of North Carlton Navy Roos. And nobody wants that

 

[AvantGardener]

Nope, we're just awaiting the age of the boutique bespoke small club. Any day now.
Meanwhile you've developed a brand of bruise-free footy that struggles to beat the worst team since Neeld-era Melbourne without full-on umpire fellation. Not likely to win a premiership.
You want to hope North does before the AFL gets tired of an odd number of teams, otherwise staring down the barrel of North Carlton Navy Roos. And nobody wants that

alrighty then

 

[AvantGardener]

As a Borough man myself, I loved the first point. Classic Horace

1. Should never have been admitted to the Comp. Port Melbourne were and still are more viable.

That point has just blown up. No viability at all

Could James Hird end up coaching his son Tom at Port Melbourne? The club is asking

The former Essendon champion has become a constant figure at the VFL club watching his son Tom play, and powerbrokers are keen to put the question to him.

www.theage.com.au

 

[TheGoatBaron]

That point has just blown up. No viability at all

Could James Hird end up coaching his son Tom at Port Melbourne? The club is asking

The former Essendon champion has become a constant figure at the VFL club watching his son Tom play, and powerbrokers are keen to put the question to him.

www.theage.com.au

No one is perfect! Wouldn’t have happened if I were in charge but.