RICHMOND: The Movie

[Dave Stevens]

With the amount of passion that we all share for the Tigers, added to our rich history and fair share of glory years and dark times - it's time in the off-season to have a bit of fun, and put together the ultimate RICHMOND film.

Looking for ideas and thoughts on;

Title:
Cast: Matthew Richardson played by...etc etc...
Plot: Key milestones to cover, both the obvious and perhaps the less-so.
Cameos: People you'd like to see pop-up in there...

Anything else that would help make this into the greatest movie ever made.

We then collate and submit to Universal Pictures, and bam...Oscars glory.

 

[mhill]

David Rodan played by Danny Devito and Jack Jones playing Brad Ottens.

Mr Potato Head playing Spud Frawley, Clinton Casey played by a talking walrus.

Very very black comedy set in the early 2000s.

Call the movie "Recrooted - The Fall and fall of the Richmond Empire that never existed"

 

[the ranger]

Lou Diamond Phillips as Jordan McMahon.
Eric Bana as Richo.
Verne Troyer as Jake King.
Mike Goldman as Kayne Pettifer.

 

[tucker777]

Quite clearly a main and pivotal scene of the movie will be Ray Hall sitting in the changerooms, his head in his hands, a trainer sitting solemly next to him.

Ray pulls his face out of his hands, tears streaming down his face.

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."


Also
Guy Pearce - Jason Torney

 

[Wally Matera]

Rupert Everitt could play Wayne Campbell

 

[Jisha]

Ray pulls his face out of his hands, tears streaming down his face.

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

That is epic. If this does not make the final cut heads will roll!

 

[Moreaux]

Aaaron Fiora played by an animated cgi stick figure.
wayne campbell to be played by skeletor from masters of the universe
Matty knights to be portrayed as walking around with a knife in his back

 

[emperor]

Jack Dyer - Marlon Brand as 'vito corleone'
Graeme Richmond - Al Pacino as 'michael corleone'

and the part Rowan Atkinson was born to play-Danny 'the spud farmer' Frawley

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Jack Dyer - Marlon Brand as 'vito corleone'
Graeme Richmond - Al Pacino as 'michael corleone'

and the part Rowan Atkinson was born to play-Danny 'the spud farmer' Frawley

Sonovasonova gun David Bourke

 

[Stamps]

Nicole Richie at her skinniest to play David Bourke.
Arnie to play Andy Collins

 

[bigpapagman]

Heath Ledg.......


oh.

 

[sante]

2upac to play Krakouer.

 

[Disco_Stu]

Greg Beck to be played by Mister Magoo

 

[RichosGuns]

Angelina Jolie to play Aaron Fiora

Sophie Delisio to play Mark Coughlan (yer well I already know i'm going to hell)

 

[Cleishy]

The Great Khali to play Richo

Goerge Costanzo's boss to play Greg Miller as metioned by someone else somewhere

Doogie Howser or Beavis to play Kayne Pettifer

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Chuck Norris to play the role of Tommy Hafey
Mark Calaway to play the role of Jack Dyer

 

[Goldust]

Chuck Norris to play the role of Tommy Hafey
Mark Calaway to play the role of Jack Dyer

The Undertaker!!!

 

[Haggard H]

About the 2007 season:

SuperBad - the musical

starring Shane Edwards, JON, Matty White and Andy Collins as a chorus line of McLovin's.

(to the tune of "Tigerland")

Oh we're Superbad
and superskinny
Yes we're superbad
pass us a tinnie
etc.

 

[Wallaby]

Has to be called:

"28 Years Later"

 

[tucker777]

How about we start the movie like this....
The camera focuses on Punt Rd, pulling back to reveal a premiership cup in a man's hand. The word Riewoldt is whispered: the cups drops to the floor and clatters. A distorted shot of a nurse entering the room is reflected in the cup. She pulls a sheet over TW's head, the lights flicker out, and the mystery of Riewoldt begins.

 

[hagansbull]

Nicole Richie at her skinniest to play David Bourke.
Arnie to play Andy Collins

Arnie is too busy so Popeye is available to play AC and Shane Edwards is too be portrayed by Olive Oil.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Arnie to play Troy Simmonds.

 

[coke_zero]

Heath Ledg.......


oh.

to soon?
oh well.

 

[IDGAF]

Mad Max II

Oxx to play ..."The lord Humongous"

... and the rest of us are the warriors of the wastelands

...."THE AYATOLLAHS .... OF ROCK AND ROLLLAAAAAAA"

...."There has been too much violence..... too much pain"

..."just walk away from that premiership cup Clarko and we will spare your lives ... you have 24 hours to decide"

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Mark Merenda = Morgan Freeman.