Game Day Round 2: Prison Bars @ MCG

[Power Raid]

10 unanswered goals and we are right back in this

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[PJ Power]

Seems to be constantly off balance.

Such a shadow of what he was supposed to be. It’s his complete lack of contest, along with JHF, Rozee, Wines, Duursma, Bergman that is shocking. I can’t remember a midfield group so badly smashed through lack of intensity. We clearly are playing without that chip on the shoulder that we desperately need to keep us on edge. Our mids have been categorically destroyed with a paper thin defence behind them.

Hard to critique our forwards today. They’ve barely had a sniff for the last 45 min.

How can those mids be so uncompetitive?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hooowee am i glad i stuck fast and didnt renew my black diamonds this year.

 

[HHHAMMERtime]

Burton getting doneby a forward tag doesnt have the same time and space to roam as last week, clearly out coached here

Not a forward tag, just having to play as one of our three talks due to the coaching team deciding we didn’t need to replace McKenzie in defence

 

[chachi11]

Are we really getting our hopes up for Boak to come on and change the game? Lol

 

[Troopsy]

Ahh well. Off to play video games. Been fun everyone

 

[TeeKray]

Lol so much this, but i actually get a sound level of joy watching hinkley sides get fisted so badly they become a marianette.

I guess I can admit I enjoy losses more than wins over the last year or so in particular. Its a very exciting prospect of change and hinkley at a press conference saying hes been one guy one jarred.

I didn't enjoy last week at all and that's because I knew what would happen today.

Round one can produce upsets that in hindsight are either indicators of things to come or just strange oddity results that won't make sense looking back. Last week will be the latter.

This team just plain isn't much good. It's a 6-8 win, 12th-14th place type team. The sooner people realise this the better.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

 

[PJ Power]

Bit hard to blame our backs when the ball is coming down every 5 seconds

They started the rot in the first quarter. All of them.

 

[Coobk001]

We're unfit, soft, panicky, it's just pathetic.

The umps got the game going their way, but we've not fought back at all.

They hunt us on the inside, and then they all break free and run forward in unchecked waves. We are not working anywhere near hard enough.

Our shit house defence is being massively exposed. They are able to make all our F50 entries look well defended, while we're just running around chasing guernseys at the other end.

We fumble and bumble key moments, they move with a confidence and positivity that we aren't even close to competing with.

Lycett is such a massive weakness, we are getting dominated in ruck. It's killing us.

We'll get hammered by 80+ at the current rate.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Are we really getting our hopes up for Boak to come on and change the game? Lol

Think we are memeing

 

[Portwon]

Too fast too good.

We are paying the piper for being a very very poor one on one defensive team.

And that's by design

 

[simmo_bc]

That's overstating it quite a bit. Aliir was disgusting for most of the first half. Burgoyne pretty terrible too.

Nah.

Playing at the top level with their forwards getting that much look at it, they’re gonna score.

 

[Capital Power]

Chief can we also get the BF swear filter to also change Koch to utensil, given they sound and mean the same?

That'd be good, then I'd stop seeing his ugly mug in the ads on every bl***y screen ... worse now is i'm getting online gambling ads (ive never used an online gambling service) with bl***y greyhounds in them ...

 

[Duck Farmer]

MY FOCUS IS NOW ON CONTEMPLATING THIS CONUNDRUM:

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[ClintEastwood]

The Dude abides, man. I got a rash, man....

 

[Doctor Feel]

Koch

Why not utensil

 

[VineValerian]

I wonder what the players think should they have the misfortune to catch the pre-match presser? Can't be particularly motivating to hear your boss pencilling in the L already .

Pencils aren't carbon neutral. They contain graphite

 

[ClintEastwood]

Nah.

Playing at the top level with their forwards getting that much look at it, they’re gonna score.

I dunno, I'm just relying on, erm ... my eyes.

 

[Winganeen]

Hard to critique our forwards today. They’ve barely had a sniff for the last 45 min.

How can those mids be so uncompetitive?

Time to roll Marshall through the ruck. Lycett strategy seems to be jump early, make contact and scrap.
Thought Dixon showed a bit in ruck.

 

[Interstater]

The only thing worse than the Collingwood fellatio from the commentators is the sock puppet in Port's coaches box who hasn't made a winning move since Dom Cassisi was captain.

Not watching anymore of this shit.

 

[JUSTWORK]

WTF happend to Wines? From winning the Brownlow with equal most votes ever and most amount of games with votes polled in to becoming a plodder.

 

[QPower]

If talking and making media friends was the competition, Ken would be a premiership coach many times over.

Unfortunately, that stuff doesn’t help with football.

Time to go.

 

[Rogue Robot]

At this point, all I can hope for is a 70+ point loss to put more heat on ken