Autopsy Round 20, 2018: Hawthorn defeats Bom... Hahahahaahahahahahahahaha

[Manila_Hawk]

Now stick to your own board if you want a pro-filth ‘so brave’ echo chamber.

This is a quality post Ned.

The Scum* need to find a way to incorporate the bolded part into their club song.

What rhymes with chamber?

 

[KermitJagger]

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction he was going with that statement in my opinion.

But it does look as though he's had some chunky soup for lunch, with extra... chunks.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

This is a quality post Ned.

The Scum* need to find a way to incorporate the bolded part into their club song.

What rhymes with chamber?

I already made the Druggers a new team song - posted here many moons ago.

See the Bombers show cause, cause!
And go to the federal court.
We drugged our boys who play this grand old game.
We're a disgrace and should be ashamed.
See the Bombers show cause, cause.
Because the other teams we couldn't get near.
No Brownlow for Jobe.
Due to an ASADA probe.
As the Bombers show cause.

Could probably be updated a little as this was written in 2014 and so much guilt has been proven since then.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a video clip that shows the Worpel “adavantage”?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a video clip that shows the Worpel “adavantage”?

BJK#5 have you got a snippet of this?

 

[Chambo78]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a video clip that shows the Worpel “adavantage”?

It was dead set Goldspink-like cheating. One of the worst howlers at such a critical time in a game I can remember for some time.

 

[StillAtLarge]

The Colyer goal immediately after the Worpedo bundled over Hurley was a joke. Everyone had stopped on the assumption the ball was being brought back for a ruck infringement.
It was perplexing to say the least

 

[Iceman!]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a video clip that shows the Worpel “adavantage”?

BJK#5 have you got a snippet of this?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

**** me. And the * fans want to say the umpires were the reason they lost? The umpires are the only reason you were in it!

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

The Colyer goal immediately after the Worpedo bundled over Hurley was a joke. Everyone had stopped on the assumption the ball was being brought back for a ruck infringement.
It was perplexing to say the least

They got handed two goals in the same way.

Then they also missed a clear holding the ball against the chip scab in the middle with a minute and a half left.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

**** me. And the * fans want to say the umpires were the reason they lost? The umpires are the only reason you were in it!

Hard to tell with no audio.

 

[QuietB]

Has there been any commentary about this?

Warpel takes 3 steps and stops. 3 steps Worpel, O'Mera and Hardwick all have their hands in the air and have stopped.

This is the worst decision I can remember. It shows either;

1. Zero feel for the game and shocking judgement
2. Outright cheating

I actually think I prefer cheating instead over that level of incompetence

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Has there been any commentary about this?

Warpel takes 3 steps and stops. 3 steps Worpel, O'Mera and Hardwick all have their hands in the air and have stopped.

This is the worst decision I can remember. It shows either;

1. Zero feel for the game and shocking judgement
2. Outright cheating

I actually think I prefer cheating instead over that level of incompetence

O'Meara tells him to stop too - so it's not like he saw oncoming traffic and changes his mind - he was acting under instructions.

 

[Iceman!]

Hard to tell with no audio.

Should take you to the holding the ball call

 

[Lotus]

Has there been any commentary about this?

Warpel takes 3 steps and stops. 3 steps Worpel, O'Mera and Hardwick all have their hands in the air and have stopped.

This is the worst decision I can remember. It shows either;

1. Zero feel for the game and shocking judgement
2. Outright cheating

I actually think I prefer cheating instead over that level of incompetence

If you watched the replay Eddie actually screaming that's not an advantage umpire!!!! called it back Margett!!! Something on that lines.

 

[Buzz Hawk]

The afl could probably argue that worps did take a few steps forward and thus had in theory taken advantage.
The second one was bizarre as all players had stopped, waiting for the ball to brought back. Like clarko i'm not exactly sure of the rule in this area.
Especially dimma who just stood there as his opponent just waltzed around him to kick the goal.

 

[Pessimistic]

Ruck infringement was a howler too. Essedun ruck stiff armed the Hawk ruck, and got a free from Hawk ruck trying to get past the stiff arm

 

[Pessimistic]

Who’s infringing who? In any case it’s essedun ruck holding jumper not ceglar umpire paid holding jumper

It’s not like the ump didn’t have a clear view. Especially as the umpires seemed to have put the whistle away for the last few minutes

 

[KermitJagger]

The Colyer one was worse because he picked it up and took advantage from about 20m ahead of where the free was paid.

 

[macmate]

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.

Black Books, epic reference......

here is the full quote for completeness

"If you want to feel calm, eat more raw fruit and vegetables, yoghurt, milk and seeds.Add a drop of lavender to your bath and soon, you'll soak yourself calm. Add a drop of lavender to your milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

 

[Sleutheren]

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.

Millwall, Millwall, you're really dreadful, and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated..

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[Ned Ryerson]

Black Books, epic reference......

here is the full quote for completeness

"If you want to feel calm, eat more raw fruit and vegetables, yoghurt, milk and seeds.Add a drop of lavender to your bath and soon, you'll soak yourself calm. Add a drop of lavender to your milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Absolutely cracking lead-in to my favourite scene:



(love the La Linea avatar also).

 

[Harper_Hawk]

They got handed two goals in the same way.

Then they also missed a clear holding the ball against the chip scab in the middle with a minute and a half left.

I was at the game. That final quarter of the game was a cook up by the umpires and a directive to get them back in the game. There's no other way to explain decision after decision by umpires that resulted in Essendon goals on the trot in the dying minutes.

That advantage tackle on Worpel was also in the back. Another was Frawley blocked and held in the goal square that resulted in the Hooker mark.

 

[Sleutheren]

Absolutely cracking lead-in to my favourite scene:



(love the La Linea avatar also).

Lol I pipped you at the post

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[Davo23]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a video clip that shows the Worpel “adavantage”?

The worst part of that decision was that we were going into attack with a chance of killing the game, when the goal to them completely changed the mood and brought them completely into the game.
Suddenly they were up, when they could have been buried.

But we wouldn't have been able to experience the "Worpedo Moment" so all good!