Review Round 3, 2024 vs Melbourne

[Schulzenfest]

Melbourne to get out to an early lead of a few goals and hold it until about three quarter time. Port to mount a comeback in Q4 where we dominate the midfield, but Jake Lever takes a billion intercept marks. Port to get to within a goal, but lose by two goals after a late goal from Melbourne on the counterattack in the 29th minute. Ken to say "we'll learn from this" despite us having never learned anything from the last thousand times we've lost a game in the exact same manner. Me to not be watching because I have something better to do tonight.

Didn't watch the game but just checked the score. How close was I?

 

[ClintEastwood]

Another big game where - it pains me to say - Butters underperformed. Can only hope it's due to some nagging injury.

 

[elsler]

Umpire #23 is a cheat

no hes just incompetent always has been

 

[GremioPower]

We already knew the main guys are losers.

But so are thew new guys we brought in.

It’s the ENVIRONMENT. Change the top, and see the magic happening.

 

[Troopsy]

Nah

We lost because of bottom 6 players are trash, barely SANFL standard, and we have an ever increasing list of s**t scared guys who pretend all day long

Alright, if umpiring was even, do you think we win?

Of course I don’t fully excuse the selection issues

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Don't worry, no concern about our goal kicking. Inside 50s are way more important than scoring.

Also, Lachie Jones is very athletic so skilled players like Dylan Williams should wait until we have injuries instead.

 

[MrMeaner]

How the **** does Finlayson miss that kick around the body?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Oh man what a shocking loss I am hurting!

Wait, no. Couldnt give a shit. Eat shit ken and your ass licking cultists.

 

[Dazalinko1988]

Wicked umpiring clap clap maggots

 

[powerpowerpower]

No toys out the cot. It's round 3.

11 years now and it's the same thing that cost us every time. Kicking for goal. We dominate, and yet we can't kick for goal

 

[Sleezy]

Poor defending on the goal line. That Ratagolea "mark" for ****s sake. The Ben brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

goal where Gawn somehow shepherded four players off the line, and whatever happened to zerk with that Windsor goal.

3 goals that shouldn't have been in a game decided by 7 points.

Jesus.

 

[afl2004]

Dixon and mcntee have no forward craft , Jones is the worst defender in out history , ratugolea is average , Evans state league player

SAME RESULT SINCE WE MOVED TO ADELAIDE OVAL UNDER DOUNUTS

FÙCK YOU CUCK BOY HOME LOANS BUS w***er

 

[johnnysix]

Mentally weak. That and a lack of forward structure have been on Ken's to do list for the last 12 years

100%. Done absolutely nothing and he's never acknowledged that we need to do anything. Remember when Brad Scott acknowledged their deficiencies and went to work on them, holding themselves publicly accountable before the season and went on to win the flag?

 

[John the Butcher]

Another two years, meh

 

[PortPortPort]

Ben Brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

and Fritsch dead eye everytime.

Meanwhile Port derr a behind is still a score.

 

[Shane_Mag]

Umpiring was shocking but we had plenty of chances and we blew it in front of goal.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

Did Jones manage to take any marks?

 

[Visenfest]

Umpiring was criminal, but when you get 66-45 scoring shots, anything less than a win is ****ing embarrassing

 

[Palpatine_Power]

PORDADELAIDE TRADITION

 

[El Zorro]

We made it hard, but we got absolutely ****ed by the umpires tonight. Anyone denying that did not watch the game. It was gross and blatant.

I guess we are just ****ing minnows and we'll never see a flag, as ordained by the vfl.

 

[Capital Power]

+40 posession, +19 i50, +15 clearances, +7 marks i50 etc etc etc

The game plan DOESN'T WORK against good teams, or against teams who don't miss. How much longer do we need to prove this is the case? Enough is enough.

 

[Doctor Feel]

BIG BUSTLING DIXON MCENTEE EVANS PREMIERS 2024 HURRHURR

 

[Mr Experience]

Meh

 

[Capital Power]

Pathetic losing at home in front of a massive home crowd

Indeed, but has been pointed out, it is now the most common scenario for our night home games.

 

[Jello_B]

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