Official Team Thread Roys FFC S16 Team Thread (2012/13)

[Carn the Roys!]

Or:
1 : 7.55 (rw) Freakie has 3KZ is Football In cuffs for unlawful forward entry

Does 3KZ require consent for inside 50's?

 

[Freakie]

Does 3KZ require consent for inside 50's?

Only if he has done it under 16 times

 

[Kooka]

My first game at full back I thought I was Doug Hellings... Great to get back into the play.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Is that 50 16 year olds or 16 50 year olds?

 

[Karnezis_13]

Is that 50 16 year olds or 16 50 year olds?

Whichever floats your boat

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Only if he has done it under 16 times

That's problematic from a chronological point of view

 

[Cheetah]

Or:
1 : 7.58 (rw) 3KZ is blowing hard after trying to force his way through the Reardo press

 

[3KZ is Football]

Or:
1 : 7.58 (rw) 3KZ is blowing hard after trying to force his way through the Reardo press

That just doesn't sound right.

 

[Reardo]

That just doesn't sound right.

No, it doesn't does it. Try this one -

4 : 17.10 (rw) 3KZ is Football looking for options, decides to go himself.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

This is great stuff. I love you guys.

 

[3KZ is Football]

4 : 29.10 (rw) 3KZ is Football is all sizzle but no sausage late in the game.

 

[Reardo]

4 : 29.10 (rw) 3KZ is Football is all sizzle but no sausage late in the game.

4 : 23.30 (rw) 3KZ is Football's disposal count is mirroring his live sperm count.....zero.
4 : 23.33 (rw) Reardo appears to have jumped the fence and assaulted Ross Oakley, that's gonna hurt.
4 : 23.59 (rw) Reardo is now in the social club knocking back a schooner, what a legend.

 

[pantskyle]

That Reardo is a top bloke.

 

[3KZ is Football]

One question though.
Why do each of my kids look like Reardo?

 

[Cheetah]

One question though.
Why do each of my kids look like Reardo?

My point exactly!!

 

[Broken]

Looks like we have a sort of official start to the season, so for those that haven't got their Season 16 health checks there are a bunch of cups over there for your urine samples*.
3KZ there is another cup specially for you to make sure you're not firing on all cylinders.

Also the Roys best poster award will be running again this season. So again I will be seeking out your votes each week to help decide the winner.


* 99.9% chance of urine samples finding their way into our oppositions 'complimentary' drinks this season.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Fat lotta good that cd is going to be when the team bus only has a AM wireless.
Even the youngsters in the team only have them new-fangled cassette deck thingies.
I tried playing one of those new cd's on my stereo once. Tried it on 33, 45 & 78 and it wouldn't work. Ruined my stylus too.

Time to see where we are at leading in to the season proper. As one of the VC's I've been working with the various Roy coterie groups and admin departments to ensure we have left nothing to chance.

- New jumpers? Check.
- Stubby coolers? Check.
- Sand blasting booth? Check.
- Plastic cutlery? Check.
- Sawdust? Check.
- Inflatable castle? Check.
- New chudshake machine? Check.
- BBQ? Check.
- Raffle tickets? Check.
- Nerf guns? Check.
- Team bus serviced? Check.
- Shot glasses? Check.
- Social club bar re-stocked? Check.
- Ross Oakley cardboard cutouts x 22? Check.
- Turpentine? Check.
- "Hits of the 80's" CD? Check.

All appears to be in order, let's roll.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

1: 3.06 Fatty Lumkin wakes up on team bus
1: 17.16 Fatty Lumpkin makes it off team bus
2: 00.03 Fatty Lumpkin makes it to canteen
2: 31.59 Fatty Lumpkin leaves canteen
3: 15:06 Fatty Lumpkin changed and ready for action
3: 25.50 Fatty Lumpkin interchanged and makes way to forward pocket
<Lemon time but Fatty keeps walking>
4: 9:10 Fatty Lumpkin makes it to back pocket and is redirected to forward pocket
4: 21.30 Fatty Lumpkin reaches forward pocket
4: 21.33 Fatty Lumkin signals for interchange

ahh, the benefits of a HUGE pre-season

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

don't worry FattyLumpkin i make a mean mixtape, and can even lend you my tape deck to listen to if you haven't replaced your wireless already.

 

[pantskyle]

Looks like we have a sort of official start to the season, so for those that haven't got their Season 16 health checks there are a bunch of cups over there for your urine samples*.
3KZ there is another cup specially for you to make sure you're not firing on all cylinders.

Also the Roys best poster award will be running again this season. So again I will be seeking out your votes each week to help decide the winner.


* 99.9% chance of urine samples finding their way into our oppositions 'complimentary' drinks this season.

The Broken Medal will be hotly contested this season.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

has the broken medal ever been won by a debutant? just sayin.....

 

[Broken]

has the broken medal ever been won by broken? just sayin...






... no chance. He's a hack.

 

[Broken]

The Broken Medal will be hotly contested this season.

Roys B&F in a Premiership season is nothing to be sneezed at.

 

[Freakie]

Roys B&F in a Premiership season is nothing to be sneezed at.

It is if you are allergic to B&F

 

[Carn the Roys!]

It is if you are allergic to B&F

Given the hygiene at the event who could blame you?