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Season 36 Roys Posting Stats

ROYRd1Rd2Rd3Rd4Rd5TotalAvg
Mike344210235
3KZ is Football4651510408
Aristotle Pickett91245215
Barrels4262
DERRINALPHIL34101416128618
Ed_Gein551
Elmer_Judd381548537723147
JackNah_812258124810
Mobbs761084102220241
Mooch1371814217315
MrsEddieBetts2820385912
Phar Ace411138515819940
Pure Grunt14774327
royboy2312172
Roylion111
TedDougChris1718711112776572115
tigs2010591614675120742
windyhill5221102
Zevon611810222413527
No. of Posters191516151519
Totals5702153824063841822

I thought we'd do posting stats before match stats this week. Mostly because I had already posted and formatted the table before I realised what I was doing.

Anyway, activity was good again. 15 active posters and 384 posts of pure golden honey in a pretty fun thread with the Wonders. Well done team.
 
What? You STILL want the match stats? Good lord you lot are slave drivers.

Season 36 Round 5 Wonders v Roys
Rd5 WCWvROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Phar Ace02021000014
Ed_Gein02160010018
fitzroybow05240010026
JackNah_8012794000091
Aristotle03350000028
royboy206491010049
Roylion0111110000159
Allikat065121111065
Pure Grunt089212010199
Elmer_Judd055101111159
Mike07462131152
windyhill05591102065
MrsEddieBe02110001118
Mooch010102006481
Barrels05010002332
DERRINALPH1614094111197
tigs20100150105321189
Zevon090107121076
3KZ is Foo0110000006
Mobbs05270120030

This was a great result against the high-flying non-losing Wonders. Pure Grunt lead the way with 29 disposals, fed largely by the legendary tap work of The Roys plumber-in-chief DERRINALPHIL (16 hitouts, 23 disposals and a goal). tigs2010 and JackNah_8 ran the midfield ragged with 25 and 21 disposals respectively, while Zevon put on another tackling masterclass (7) and goals rained down from Mooch (6.4), Barrels (2.3) and a couple of ridiculous long bombs from windyhill late on.

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The season so far
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mike030183541951235
3KZ is Football054214554522338
Allikat021182512740176
Barrels0181111068108
DERRINALPHIL5949042205553393
Ed_Gein0145191030090
Elmer_Judd028173953564261
fitzroybowiedog151621851312125
JackNah_80602961117401429
Mobbs033122042300184
Mooch043207542716334
MrsEddieBetts011230014571
Phar Ace034192240200213
Pure Grunt052336851241431
royboy202492230300146
Roylion028102110321164
tigs201006705834169107509
windyhill01192012121116
Zevon0430583013722371

Our ladder position belies some of the individual performances so far this season. DERRINALPHIL's rucking has him top 5 in the league for hitouts, JackNah_8, tigs2010, 3KZ is Football top 10 in disposals, Mooch is leading the goal kicking, and tigs2010 is almost an almost untouchable Dream Team legend, leading daylight in second place. fitzroybowiedog is top 5 in the league in tackles. Lovely stuff.

This win takes us up to 4th on the ladder. Next week we're on the road again, this time off to the Underground Stadium to play the cellar dwellers - the Swampies. Always a game to look forward to and, if I'm not mistaken, the Fatty Lumpkin Cup will be up for grabs. Let's keep dancing!

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Round 5 Barrels Award
In Round 5 the Roys took on and soundly defeated the Wonders. I think.... I'm not going back to look now that I've already started.

And a goodly match thread was had by all, following which the Roys took some time out to ponder who had been the best opposition poster.

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(pictured, Mooch in deep thought, stolen from just above !!)

After a while, a single clear candidate emerged, one of impeccable taste, distinction and class, someone far above the normal rough and tumble of ordinary life.

And that person was HARPSichord !!

Congratulations on a resounding victory and enjoy this responsibly...

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And as for AnUltimateRessie

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:p
 
In Round 5 the Roys took on and soundly defeated the Wonders. I think.... I'm not going back to look now that I've already started.

And a goodly match thread was had by all, following which the Roys took some time out to ponder who had been the best opposition poster.

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(pictured, Mooch in deep thought, stolen from just above !!)

After a while, a single clear candidate emerged, one of impeccable taste, distinction and class, someone far above the normal rough and tumble of ordinary life.

And that person was HARPSichord !!

Congratulations on a resounding victory and enjoy this responsibly...

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And as for AnUltimateRessie

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:p
Thank you guys for giving me this prestigious award. It is an honour.
 
In Round 5 the Roys took on and soundly defeated the Wonders. I think.... I'm not going back to look now that I've already started.

And a goodly match thread was had by all, following which the Roys took some time out to ponder who had been the best opposition poster.

View attachment 1797196
(pictured, Mooch in deep thought, stolen from just above !!)

After a while, a single clear candidate emerged, one of impeccable taste, distinction and class, someone far above the normal rough and tumble of ordinary life.

And that person was HARPSichord !!

Congratulations on a resounding victory and enjoy this responsibly...

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And as for AnUltimateRessie

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:p
I'm putting 3. AnUltimateRessie in the rate the opposition votes this week
 
I'm putting 3. AnUltimateRessie in the rate the opposition votes this week

In the world of Sweet, this form of corruption is encouraged !! You have the makings of a future Admin !!
 
Season 36 Rd 6 Swampies v Roys
Rd6 SCSvROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
fitzroybow0100000003
JackNah_803470010032
Ed_Gein03380010031
Phar Ace06392220049
royboy203340000026
Aristotle06452000048
3KZ is Foo010580031058
Roylion010761300070
Pure Grunt0120102000367
Elmer_Judd09241010143
Mike07381101057
windyhill010672003189
MrsEddieBe0100001106
Mooch04011001327
Barrels04100100420
DERRINALPH149087111089
tigs201006035300047
Zevon080134322176
Mobbs07374311066
Allikat05160000030

Well. That wasn't fun. Not a lot worked for us onfield in this one. With the exception of DERRINALPHIL (14 hitouts, 17 touches and a goal) and windyhill (3.0 goals). Roylion, Zevon and Pure Grunt got plenty of the ball but the forwards mainly butchered it - Mooch, Barrels, and Pure Grunt combined for 1.10 on the scoreboard.

The season so far.....
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mike037214352961292
3KZ is Football064265354832396
Allikat026193112740206
Barrels02221120612128
DERRINALPHIL7358050276663482
Ed_Gein01782710400121
Elmer_Judd037194363665304
fitzroybowiedog151721851312128
JackNah_80633368117501461
Mobbs040152785410250
Mooch047218542819361
MrsEddieBetts012230025577
Phar Ace040223162400262
Pure Grunt064337871244498
royboy2027122630300172
Roylion038172723321234
tigs201007306139199107556
windyhill021152732152205
Zevon0510713416943447

tigs2010 continues to lead the Roys charge on the league stats, with Pure Grunt and DERRINALPHIL chasing. JackNah_8 's high possession game gets her a seat near the top of the stats and Zevon is polling well in the tackle count. Playing on while carrying an injury has slowed 3KZ is Football 's dream team charge but he looks to be on the mend now.

We're in danger of slipping out of the 8 already. Surely we can get a win at home next week against the lowly Demons?
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Season 36 Rd 6 Swampies v Roys
Rd6 SCSvROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
fitzroybow0100000003
JackNah_803470010032
Ed_Gein03380010031
Phar Ace06392220049
royboy203340000026
Aristotle06452000048
3KZ is Foo010580031058
Roylion010761300070
Pure Grunt0120102000367
Elmer_Judd09241010143
Mike07381101057
windyhill010672003189
MrsEddieBe0100001106
Mooch04011001327
Barrels04100100420
DERRINALPH149087111089
tigs201006035300047
Zevon080134322176
Mobbs07374311066
Allikat05160000030

Well. That wasn't fun. Not a lot worked for us onfield in this one. With the exception of DERRINALPHIL (14 hitouts, 17 touches and a goal) and windyhill (3.0 goals). Roylion, Zevon and Pure Grunt got plenty of the ball but the forwards mainly butchered it - Mooch, Barrels, and Pure Grunt combined for 1.10 on the scoreboard.

The season so far.....
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mike037214352961292
3KZ is Football064265354832396
Allikat026193112740206
Barrels02221120612128
DERRINALPHIL7358050276663482
Ed_Gein01782710400121
Elmer_Judd037194363665304
fitzroybowiedog151721851312128
JackNah_80633368117501461
Mobbs040152785410250
Mooch047218542819361
MrsEddieBetts012230025577
Phar Ace040223162400262
Pure Grunt064337871244498
royboy2027122630300172
Roylion038172723321234
tigs201007306139199107556
windyhill021152732152205
Zevon0510713416943447

tigs2010 continues to lead the Roys charge on the league stats, with Pure Grunt and DERRINALPHIL chasing. JackNah_8 's high possession game gets her a seat near the top of the stats and Zevon is polling well in the tackle count. Playing on while carrying an injury has slowed 3KZ is Football 's dream team charge but he looks to be on the mend now.

We're in danger of slipping out of the 8 already. Surely we can get a win at home next week against the lowly Demons?
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About time I lifted. Not enough.
 

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Season 36 Posting Stats
ROYRd1Rd2Rd3Rd4Rd5Rd6TotalAvg
Mike34421019427
3KZ is Football4651510407
Aristotle Pickett912456275
Barrels4261
DERRINALPHIL3410141612129817
Ed_Gein551
Elmer_Judd38154853772926044
JackNah_81225812105810
Mobbs76108410221221436
Mooch137181421158815
MrsEddieBetts28203866511
Phar Ace41113851583623540
Pure Grunt147743356
royboy23121182
Roylion111
TedDougChris171871111277661633106
tigs201059161467511121837
windyhill52212122
Zevon61181022244317830
No. of Posters19151615151519
Totals5702153824063842662045

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaats! OK it's only posting stats but still. I love numbers me. 15 contributors this week - good effort team. We are super consistent. Remember. Every time you post in a match thread, a baby seal is saved from being clubbed to death. Please sponsor this important cause. Starting with the Demons this week.

 
Season 36 Rd7 Roys v Demons
Rd7 ROYvMBDHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Allikat04020000016
Ed_Gein01310000014
royboy203021000017
fitzroybow01120000010
Mobbs063101100052
Aristotle09271100052
3KZ is Foo011450101163
JackNah_8012681101182
Pure Grunt08692020062
Roylion0031001008
Mike05620011040
Elmer_Judd03140100122
MrsEddieBe04000102227
Mooch02000202020
Barrels03100001220
DERRINALPH912081000065
tigs20100110103421069
Zevon06063402058
windyhill03221000023
Phar Ace03380000034

So there was a thing. Some stuff happened, some tea was drunk. Some semblance of a game broke out, or so I'm told. It's yet to be confirmed. All we know is that without JackNah_8 's 20 disposals and a goal, tigs2010 's 21 disposals and a goal, and DERRINALPHIL 's 9 hitouts and 20 disposals, we would probably have lost. As it turned out, we ...... checks notes ..... lost. Right.

There's always next week.

Speaking of next week. Here are some more stats from last week.
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mike0422745521071332
3KZ is Football075305855843459
Allikat030193312740222
Barrels02531120714148
DERRINALPHIL8270058286663547
Ed_Gein018112810400135
Elmer_Judd040204764666326
fitzroybowiedog151832051312138
JackNah_80753976128512543
Mobbs046183796410302
Mooch049218743019381
MrsEddieBetts0162301277104
Phar Ace043253962400296
Pure Grunt072398791444560
royboy2030122840300189
Roylion038202823421242
tigs2010084071422311117625
windyhill024172942152228
Zevon0570773720963505
 
Season 36 Posting Stats

ROYRd1Rd2Rd3Rd4Rd5Rd6Rd7TotalAvg
Mike3442101912548
3KZ is Football46515107477
Aristotle Pickett9124561284
Barrels4261
DERRINALPHIL3410141612122412218
Ed_Gein551
Elmer_Judd3815485377294430444
JackNah_812258121086610
Mobbs7610841022127829242
Mooch1371814211579514
MrsEddieBetts282038626710
Phar Ace411138515836624135
Pure Grunt1477431366
royboy23121182
Roylion1231
RU_111
TedDougChris17187111127766197730105
tigs2010591614675111121932
windyhill522122142
Zevon6118102224433020830
No. of Posters1915161515151719
Totals5702153824063842663232338

On field we might have had a shocker but at least we're doing alright in the posting stakes. 17 active posters - the most since round 1 - and some quality in the game thread.

Next up the Bombers. We're both on 3 wins each so we need to kick 'em where it hurts, steal their lollies and send them packing.
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This week, the great and powerful Roylion plays his 400th game for the club. Normally I forget these things, like I did with Mobbs 500th a few weeks back - but as I am actually aware of this one - he deserves some love on such a significant milestone...

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This will be his 430th game, with by far the most of this in his beloved Maroon and 'Rilla.

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Some history on the great man. Roylion was essentially the founder of the Roys FFC. Roylion was the first to suggest the name of the team be the Roys FC and even referenced "Roi" as the french derivative, which is now the name of our reserves side.

Roylion was our inaugural captain, best and fairest winner and leading goal kicker. He has been twice captain, twice leading goal kicker, as well as a Life Member of the Roys FFC.

He is ruoured to occasionally post on the Sweet FA board - but I personally think that's just an urban legend....

He is defender of all that is holy with regards to Fitzroy on the main board and much loved on the Fitzroy board as well.

So - in honour of his 400th game for the Roys, please tag the shit out of him and see if he responds !!!

Congratulations Roylion !!
 
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This week, the great and powerful Roylion plays his 400th game for the club. Normally I forget these things, like I did with Mobbs 500th a few weeks back - but as I am actually aware of this one - he deserves some love on such a significant milestone...

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This will be his 430th game, with by far the most of this in his beloved Maroon and 'Rilla.

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Some history on the great man. Roylion was essentially the founder of the Roys FFC. Roylion was the first to suggest the name of the team be the Roys FC and even referenced "Roi" as the french derivative, which is now the name of our reserves side.

Roylion was our inaugural captain, best and fairest winner and leading goal kicker. He has been twice captain, twice leading goal kicker, as well as a Life Member of the Roys FFC.

He is ruoured to occasionally post on the Sweet FA board - but I personally think that's just an urban legend....

He is defender of all that is holy with regards to Fitzroy on the main board and much loved on the Fitzroy board as well.

So - in honour of his 400th game for the Roys, please tag the s**t out of him and see if he responds !!!

Congratulations Roylion !!
In true Roy fashion, Roylion excelled in his milestone match.

Rd8 ROYvBOMHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Roylion0000000000
 
Season 36 Round 8 Roys v Bombers
Rd8 ROYvBOMHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Roylion0000000000
Ed_Gein01250000019
royboy204220010019
Phar Ace01211112010096
Mobbs064110010049
Aristotle0713130010083
3KZ is Foo0136153120296
Allikat01041100016
Pure Grunt0117101120174
Elmer_Judd07462013068
Mike07381110351
windyhill010751002279
MrsEddieBe02201001123
Mooch06101213345
Barrels05000104141
tigs201013094230138
fitzroybow06035001050
Zevon080172311173
DERRINALPH913081110066
JackNah_806162100042

This was the Roys doing Roy things. Kicking a big bag of goals against the Bombers. And missing plenty too but let's not dwell on that. WE WON!! Phar Ace, Zevon and 3KZ is Football had the ball on a string in the middle. The Bombers couldn't get it off them. And even when they did, tacking machines tigs2010 and fitzroybowiedog dived in to tackle and win it back. Sticky hands Aristotle Pickett (just don't ask him how they got that way) was phenomenal in the air, snagging 13 marks, while _Mike_, windyhill, 3KZ is Football and Mooch kicked 10 behinds. But that doesn't matter because Barrels, Elmer_Judd and Mooch kicked 10 goals to wrap up the game.

The season so far
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mike0493053631174383
3KZ is Football0883673861045555
Allikat031193723740238
Barrels030311301115189
DERRINALPHIL9183066297763613
Ed_Gein019133310400154
Elmer_Judd047245384796394
fitzroybowiedog1524323101322188
JackNah_80814082149512585
Mobbs052224896510351
Mooch055319953322426
MrsEddieBetts0184311288127
Phar Ace055365082500392
Pure Grunt0834697102645634
royboy2034143040400208
Roylion038202823421242
tigs2010187080462514118663
windyhill034243452174307
Zevon06509439231074578
 
In true Roy fashion, Roylion excelled in his milestone match.

Rd8 ROYvBOMHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Roylion0000000000

The selectors will be in a selection quandry this week. Surely done enough to stay in.
 

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