Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 36 Community Rooms - The Quest for the Holy Grail !!

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Old Boys v Roys Match Stats
Rd3 OOBvROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
windyhill0102000007
Ed_Gein03141000024
royboy207180000040
Phar Ace07431010040
Mobbs07322000042
Aristotle03261000031
3KZ is Foo0146113000094
JackNah_801541443100101
Pure Grunt0126131010081
Elmer_Judd07390014170
Allikat04540000035
fitzroybow03011110013
MrsEddieBe03110011219
Mooch08001113549
Barrels0000000000
DERRINALPH1213053002186
tigs2010090139300193
Zevon0100107330173
Roylion01011001015
Mike08550002061

This turned out to be (mostly) a cracking game. At least until it wasn't anyway. We had some very good performances but fell just short on this one. I blame that Mooch character for missing so many opportunities (3.5 goals). What a waste of the great work by JackNah_8 (29 disposals, 4 tackles), DERRINALPHIL (12 hutouts, 18 possies, 2.1 goals), 3KZ is Football (25 disposals). tigs2010 and Zevon tackled anything that moved (9 and 7 tackles respectively) and many things that didn't. Doris is now refusing to serve the half time oranges pitch-side going forward. Keeping us in the game until late, we should mention the 4.1 kicked by Elmer_Judd and 2.0 by _Mike_. Special mention too to MrsEddieBetts with her first - of many - Roys goals.

The season so far....
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Mike01491810430115
3KZ is Football037143653312247
Allikat08890142067
Barrels06001101130
DERRINALPHIL282602282142207
Ed_Gein074101020051
Elmer_Judd01672331242148
fitzroybowiedog15110145121299
JackNah_8033133977400239
Mobbs0268931100130
Mooch026103311610199
MrsEddieBetts06120011331
Phar Ace026131420200147
Pure Grunt035173520120243
royboy20185132020097
Roylion010441022060
tigs2010038036228694322
windyhill03390010033
Zevon025035169412214

Let's just say it is still early in the season and leave it there. Actually that might be a but unfair on tigs2010 who is racking up DT points like a mudderchuffer, and 3KZ is Football, Pure Grunt and JackNah_8 who are doing a decent job of not letting him get out of sight. I'll try and do a league comparison next week and see where we're at competition-wise.

Speaking of next week ..... we come home to face 3rd-place Bears at the BJO. Bring your poker faces, keep your aces up your sleave, and if you have an uncle called Jack who happens to be black, then be sure to speak to him this week about a winning strategy. If he has any, ask him to send them on a postcard to TedDougChris c/o The Big Office, Brunswick Junction Oval, Sweet.
 
Nice stat line Barrels

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You had better trade out Bazlenka then while you can. Cats fans will give him the final round standing ovation treatment we gave Danger at the crows in 2015.

I've already heard ruours our Mad Monday is tomorrow, they aren't even bothering to go to Geelong this weekend...
 
The Roys played the Gumbies in Rd 2 - allegedly.

Ruour has it that things were said and people responded - but we cannot confirm or deny any of this.....

My sources tell me that after the game, the Roys faithful met to discuss who had been the best opposition poster. After some spirited and non-LG influenced discussion, a clear winner emerged (possibly).

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That winner was Gumbies rising star, CatToTheFuture !! Falconista , beez and Barrybran may have also been mentioned - although this can currently be considered heresay.

Congratulations CatToTheFuture !! Enjoy this and banter responsibly !!

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Thank you for this award. If that barrel is full of booze someone will need to drive me home though.
 
Thank you for this award. If that barrel is full of booze someone will need to drive me home though.

This is the single, most prestigious posting award in the Sweet FA !! Accept no substitutes...
 
Roys Season 36 Posting Stats.

ROYRd1Rd2Rd3TotalAvg
Mike344114
3KZ is Football465155
Aristotle Pickett912124
Barrels4262
DERRINALPHIL3410145820
Ed_Gein552
Elmer_Judd38154810134
JackNah_812252810
Mobbs76108417057
Mooch137183813
MrsEddieBetts282035117
Phar Ace4111389030
Pure Grunt147217
royboy231262
Roylion111
TedDougChris17187111369123
tigs20105916148930
windyhill5273
Zevon6118108930
No. of Posters19151619


Posting stats are in. We had good engagement in a fun match thread with the Occulous Owly Birds, with 19 Roys getting into it. Keep it up team.
 

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Round 3 Barrels Award
Round 3 Barrels Award - Roys Vs OOB's.

The Roys took on the OOB's in Round 3, still none the wiser what the **** an OOB is - but confident that we'd find a way to award the Barrels award to Mobbs this time !!

I mean, how hard can it be to rig a vote in favour of your prefered candidate ???

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Moving on from that abomination and afront to all that is holy, we arrive at the match thread.....

Moving of from that abomination and ...... - we arrive at the voting....

And the winner, unexpectedly, by a clear and decisive (you need to find me some more votes tigs2010 !!!) margin, was Mrs Turbo !!

Congratulations and use this when you need to get your alt too drunk to make advances and escape to safety !!!

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Round 3 Barrels Award - Roys Vs OOB's.

The Roys took on the OOB's in Round 3, still none the wiser what the * an OOB is - but confident that we'd find a way to award the Barrels award to Mobbs this time !!

I mean, how hard can it be to rig a vote in favour of your prefered candidate ???

View attachment 1785172

Moving on from that abomination and afront to all that is holy, we arrive at the match thread.....

Moving of from that abomination and ...... - we arrive at the voting....

And the winner, unexpectedly, by a clear and decisive (you need to find me some more votes tigs2010 !!!) margin, was Mrs Turbo !!

Congratulations and use this when you need to get your alt too drunk to make advances and escape to safety !!!

View attachment 1785173
Thats awesome. Mrs Turbo is truly a massive find which essentially was prompted by Tigerturbulance's push for expansion. Mrs T IS an expansion baby, and if you like Mrs T, then you like expansion. Expansion.

Expansion.
 
Thats awesome. Mrs Turbo is truly a massive find which essentially was prompted by Tigerturbulance's push for expansion. Mrs T IS an expansion baby, and if you like Mrs T, then you like expansion. Expansion.

Expansion.

I’m not quite sure what you are saying here !!
 
Round 3 Barrels Award - Roys Vs OOB's.

The Roys took on the OOB's in Round 3, still none the wiser what the * an OOB is - but confident that we'd find a way to award the Barrels award to Mobbs this time !!

I mean, how hard can it be to rig a vote in favour of your prefered candidate ???

View attachment 1785172

Moving on from that abomination and afront to all that is holy, we arrive at the match thread.....

Moving of from that abomination and ...... - we arrive at the voting....

And the winner, unexpectedly, by a clear and decisive (you need to find me some more votes tigs2010 !!!) margin, was Mrs Turbo !!

Congratulations and use this when you need to get your alt too drunk to make advances and escape to safety !!!

View attachment 1785173
So what did I win? Is it a drunk ALT? TedDougChris
 
So what did I win? Is it a drunk ALT? TedDougChris
The Barrels award is an award founded by the Roys a bunch of seasons back, acknowledging who we think was the funnest opponent in each match.

Others cashed in on the idea some seasons later to start the league-wide "Rate The Opposition" thread. But this is the original. :)
 
The Barrels award is an award founded by the Roys a bunch of seasons back, acknowledging who we think was the funnest opponent in each match.

Others cashed in on the idea some seasons later to start the league-wide "Rate The Opposition" thread. But this is the original. :)

And the best...

And nothing AnUltimateRessie does will change that.... :p
 

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