Official Team Thread Roys Team Thread - Season 14 (2011)

[bigbunyip14]

How good is Banana flavoured milk?!?!! How good is flavoured milk full stop?!?!!

What's your favourite flavour??

 

[Fat Pizza]

Is he worth it?

Yes he is!

 

[Fat Pizza]

Fat Pizza's online now Anyone wanna annoy him with PM's?

No, I was just busy reading through all these pages & pages of comments about the Roys, not to mention all those hite Ant threads. I'll have to save them for another time.

Hopefully there's room for Fat Pizza on the Veteran's List, where my increased paypacket will be outside the salary cap.

 

[Fat Pizza]

No, I was just busy reading through all these pages & pages of comments about the Roys, not to mention all those hite Ant threads. I'll have to save them for another time.

Hopefully there's room for Fat Pizza on the Veteran's List, where my increased paypacket will be outside the salary cap.

Sorry that was White Ant. My computer somehow tried to insert another letter.

 

[Fat Pizza]

17. Fat Pizza - will carve 'em up (into 17 wagon wheel slices). Not sure how I'll manage this, but I'll try.

 

[Freakie]

Flavoured milk is awesome!! Chocolate milk is actually one of the best recovery drinks for athletes (it's better than gatorade).

Big M have just released Choc Berry again, but my all time favourite is Jaffa...

 

[Mobbs]

Fat Pizza is here! He should be playing for nothing, considering he wasn't here within 30 minutes or less.

 

[Freakie]

Fat Pizza is here! He should be playing for nothing, considering he wasn't here within 30 minutes or less.

Not to mention he was only luke warm.

 

[Mobbs]

I hate it when most of him sticks to the lid.

 

[Logger]

And covered in anchovies. That was what put me off.

 

[Freakie]

Why am I still at work at 7pm? On the plus side I have a 3 day weekend suckers....

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Bloody well get something!!! Just because I give you nothing doesn't mean I expect nothing back.

 

[Reardo]

Bloody well get something!!! Just because I give you nothing doesn't mean I expect nothing back.

In the past I have given you my respect, my pity, my anguish and my best wishes. All I have left is my dignity*!!





* Blatant lie, I lost that long ago.

 

[Mobbs]

Our latest recruit, Wild Kangaroo, was recruited by the Roys a few seasons back but due to inury he never actually took the field for us.

But, many seasons earlier, he was a bit player for the Junkyard Dogs, nabbing a couple of goals here and there. So in effect, he's actually a veteran!

[size=4][b]Playing history for WILD KANGA :[/b][/size][size=-1]
[u]Season 04 :[/u]
[b]Rd Player     Team     Opp Venue Grd Ho Ki Ma Ha Ta FF FA Go Be Dt[/b]
02 WILD KANGA JYD      SWA Home  Snr  0  2  2  2  0  0  0  2  0 28
04 WILD KANGA JYD      WCM Away  Snr  0  1  0  2  1  0  0  0  1 12
05 WILD KANGA JYD      DOC Home  Snr  0  2  1  1  0  0  0  1  0 17
06 WILD KANGA JYD      WON Home  Snr  0  2  2  0  0  0  0  1  1 19
07 WILD KANGA JYD      DEM Away  Snr  0  1  2  5  0  2  0  0  0 21
08 WILD KANGA JYD      TIT Home  Snr  0  1  1  1  0  1  1  1  0 12
09 WILD KANGA JYD      FUR Away  Snr  0  1  1  5  1  1  1  0  0 18
10 WILD KANGA JYD      RAZ Away  Snr  0  3  2  2  0  1  4  0  0 8
[/size]
Total Games    : 8 
Total Goals    : 5 
Best goal haul : 2 (JYDSWA04.02S)
Best dreamteam : 28 (JYDSWA04.02S)

 

[Reardo]

Jeez we're looking strong for next season.

I'm looking to return to my glory days next season, I was disappointed with my output in the season past due to work being a major distraction. However now that I am beginning a different role there I will hopefully be free to unleash my full fury on the competition. I have the Hawks in my sights (IMS or no IMS) and will bring them to their knees, which is just how I like my opponents.

The Hawks will be our major challengers in the banter stakes so we must be ready to hit the ground running. Who's with me??

 

[Mobbs]

I have also been working around the clock to put together a reconnaissance team that can keep an eye on what the other teams are up to, especially their training methods, and how they shower.

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[Mobbs]

To be honest there's nothing special about our team list, there's a lot of cloggers there. A number of those who turned up for a few matches last year haven't clocked on with us for Season 14 yet. This includes Roylion, don vito, Maroon Goon, Kooka, each of whom gave a little bit last season.

You're all welcome to get in their ears and try to keep them on their toes.

 

[Freakie]

I'm with you all the way Reardo, lets **** shit up!

However I recently started a new job and turns out I'm pretty good at it, meaning alot more of my "I can't be stuffed working" time is now "shit I have alot of work" on time that and I'm now in heavy training for two Ironman Triathlons...

What's sleep?

 

[Reardo]

To be honest there's nothing special about our team list, there's a lot of cloggers there. A number of those who turned up for a few matches last year haven't clocked on with us for Season 14 yet. This includes Roylion, don vito, Maroon Goon, Kooka, each of whom gave a little bit last season.

You're all welcome to get in their ears and try to keep them on their toes.

Freakie is a straight swap for IMS, CTR and Royboy2 are a couple who will ride shotgun for us, Fat Pizza and FattyLumpkin are always there or thereabouts. Massive upside here Mobbs, just keep spamming the shit out of everyone mate and all will be well.

I'm with you all the way Reardo, lets **** shit up!

However I recently started a new job and turns out I'm pretty good at it, meaning alot more of my "I can't be stuffed working" time is now "shit I have alot of work" on time that and I'm now in heavy training for two Ironman Triathlons...

What's sleep?

Together we will vanquish all comers Freakie. You will be the ying to my yang, the Cher to my Sonny, the Cheech to my Chong, the Brad to my Chris*, the lemon wedge to my Corona. Onward we march!!


*Scott brother reference.

 

[Freakie]

You should never fruit beer, It's a man law:

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[Reardo]

That's light beer, doesn't count.

 

[Freakie]

I can't handle full strength beer*

*It's true, I'm a cheap drunk, I feel so ashamed.

 

[Reardo]

I can't handle full strength beer*

*It's true, I'm a cheap drunk, I feel so ashamed.

Nothing wrong with that, you will be hardcore by the start of the next season.

 

[bigbunyip14]

hope youre all watching underbelly razor tonight, i make my big screen debut, look for the guy hiding in the corner of the 4 brothel scene for that school girl Nelly...

 

[Carn the Roys!]

hope youre all watching underbelly razor tonight, i make my big screen debut, look for the guy hiding in the corner of the 4 brothel scene for that school girl Nelly...

Wouldn't that be small screen?